Sexy Sexy Football from Spurs. In the first half at least Spurs were sexy, QPR were crap. Second half was more hit and miss, hanging on stuff mixed with the sexy football. But at the end of the day. QPR we're woeful enough and we were sexy enough for us to get the win. We're now unbeaten in 17 home premier league London derbies.

In a Mirror 'exclusive', former Newcastle captain, Kevin Nolan, has urged his former partner in crime, Joey Barton, to join Sam Allardyce's 'sexy football' revolution at West Ham. Nolan said: "Would Joey Barton come here? Well, I came here, so I can't see why Joey Barton would not come, it is a massive club.

A red card fiasco against the Smoggies and a crushing of Hull are the main topics this week. Match reports from both games as usual, along with manager and player interviews. Carling Cup news and a new signing also feature as well as some interesting listener emails and an interview with Ben Kates about "sexy football" and of course everything you need to know about Leeds United.

• Right back into oblivion. (Left Back In The Changing Room)
• Sexy football, unemployed football. (AP)
• Transient Juve. (IBWM)
• This might be regretted. (KCKRS)
• This is also regretful. (Dirty Tackle)
• Looking up at expectation. (Three Match Ban)
• Liverpool fans do math, might not end well.

It seems that Roman Abramovich will have to sigh and wait again to receive a glimpse of hope in his quest to turn Chelsea into a club associated with the 'sexy football' that Barcelona have taken to the pitch through the last few seasons.

Abramovich wants to 'Barcelonize' Chelsea. More interestingly though, Abramovich seems intent on turning his team into a Barcelona through adopting the type of management of the Catalan club's fiercest rivals.

The Sun in the early hours this morning is reporting that Roman Abramovich wants more "thrilling and sexy football" and intends to bankroll another £80m this summer to bring in players to three areas that have been identified that need bolstering. The three positions are:

• A creative midfielder
• A flying winger
• A solid right back.

• The Liechtenstein legend. (IBWM)
• Doesn't take much. (Studs Up)
• More than a loan move. (Dirty Tackle)
• Sexy football. (The DA)
• Arsene's next move. (Back Page Football)
• Happy Birthday. (Avoiding The Drop)
• Umbro giving away a tee from the new line.

This guy has a career firing t-shirts into a crowd when he's done with football.

[101gg]

• Cracking the top ten. (Back Page Football)
• Why wasn't this caught on video? (Dirty Tackle)
• Rough day at the office. (The Spoiler)
• Waving goodbye to the Antilles.

1. Wow, an overhyped match that actually lived up to our ridiculous expectations! Sexy football and and an exciting storyline. 2. Pep Guardiola got a brief insight into managing a 'normal' team. The Barcelona boss was already celebrating when Lionel Messi went one-on-one with Wojciech Szczesny, only for the Argentine to clip the ball wide.

If you fancy an unorthodox spring vacation this year and feel like eschewing the beaches for a trip to Chechnya, this is the scene which will greet you at the airport: a giant billboard of Ruud Gullit, known these days for mediocre coaching and head firmly planted in his own ass.

Football's versions of the January sales - inflated prices and manager's traipsing far and wide with the desperation of a father searching for a Buzz Lightyear toy on Christmas Eve.
Regular English Premier League guest blogger, Mark Briggs, is back with a look at the moves and speculation as Kenny Dalglish looks to revitalise Liverpool, Charlie Adam and Blackpool face up to a parting of the ways and a calm and collected Aston Villa are in no way panicked into a big money move for Darren Bent.