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Seriously... what the hell is he thinking?

No Short Corners 15 November @ 02:29 PM EST
I'm not in the mood to mince words or getting all wound up through great elaboration, so I'll cut right to the point.Today, USMNT coach Bob Bradley called 23 players for a midweek friendly against Denmark in Aarhus, yet stunningly ignored AGF attacker Jeremiah White. This, my friends, is a bush league maneuver. Click to continue reading...

A few things... again

No Short Corners 13 November @ 03:03 PM EST
What can I say? Stuff is goin' on all over. It's relentless. You can't fight stuff...#1 - I've posted a capsule preview of the four UEFA World Cup qualifying playoffs over at S365. Who is my upset pick this time? Bosnia, baby. And in case you missed it yesterday, my chat with Houston Dynamo ace Geoff Cameron. Click to continue reading...

Top 5 Random Soccer Thoughts

No Short Corners 15 October @ 08:11 AM EST
I'm in such a random mood. Why not share?#5 - If I was the manager of France, Greece, Portugal or Russia, which UEFA WCQ playoff Pot B team would I be most hoping to avoid in the draw? Bosnia. Frankly, the trio of Džeko, Misimović and Pjanić would give me nightmares.#4 - Just heard via NSC pal Adam Spangler that an Italian report claims the Azzurri FA will petition to have U. Click to continue reading...

A few things...

No Short Corners 23 September @ 11:02 AM EST
I know there was an AFT yesterday. And here's another while I try to think of a good Top 5 List topic...#1 - ESPN has tabbed 11 guys to watch at the FIFA Under-20 World Cup. If you hadn't guessed by now, the American inclusion is a bit of a surprise: keeper Brian Perk.I was planning a similar article tomorrow at S365, but have now seen several of these around. Click to continue reading...

A few things...

No Short Corners 22 September @ 06:25 AM EST
This was going to be longer, but I had so many clips, it seemed best to separate them all into a Video Tuesday post. That will arrive shortly...#1 - I caught up with recovering Guimarães midfielder Kamani Hill, who has fingers crossed to make his club debut in Wednesday's Portuguese League Cup.Speaking of American attackers trying to make comebacks, Soccernet all-star Ravi Ubha talks with Click to continue reading...

A few things...

No Short Corners 17 September @ 01:55 PM EST
Ohhhhh Ajax, you're killin' me...#1 - I got fresh FC Dallas catch Heath Pearce on the phone today. The goods are here.The club also put him on camera after Wednesday training... Find more videos like this on MyFCDallas#2 - In case you missed it, my new MLS Club Ladder is up.#3 - SI super-scribe Grant Wahl talks with Everton/U. Click to continue reading...

Seriously... what the hell was he thinking?

No Short Corners 14 September @ 09:01 AM EST
It should have been a completely glorious day for Manu Adebayor. In Saturday's 4-2 win over Arsenal that kept Man City perfect through four, the livewire strike danced on the ball, cleared his line and buried a header to make it four straight games from go with a goal for the Citizens.Oh yeah, and he ummm. Click to continue reading...

The Beckham Explosion

No Short Corners 20 July @ 11:07 AM EST
In case you missed it all, we have the highlights... of the 2-2 Galaxy draw with AC Milan, of David Beckham's fan kerfuffle and of player/coach/fan reaction after the game. Oi vey.- Greg Seltzer Click to continue reading...

Time for the Roman showdown

No Short Corners 26 May @ 06:33 PM EST
UEFA Champions League Final: Barcelona v Manchester UnitedForget Dan Brown. The real intrigue in Rome is across town from the Vatican, and I'm licking my UEFA lips.It's the Catalans v the Red Devils for dinner with a large helping of pre-match relish. Never mind a scandalous Norwegian robbed Chelsea of a chance of revenge for Moscow, just sit back and enjoy the football feast. Click to continue reading...

Seriously... what the hell was he thinking?

No Short Corners 07 May @ 05:08 AM EST
"You picked a fine time to leave us, Magath."If there truly is a God, the away fans will break out in a divine, unexpectedly twangy chorus of this altered lyric should Wolfsburg fall at red-hot Stuttgart this weekend.The Volkswagen boys, three points up on second place Bayern Munich and with another three teams within five as they chase their first ever Bundesliga crown, have just watched manager Click to continue reading...

That... was not smooth

No Short Corners 28 April @ 05:00 PM EST
"That" being Temoc Blanco apparently tossing weekend whistleblower Jair Marrufo a Fire shirt after Chicago rallied for a 2-2 draw away to 10-man rivals Columbus.Of course, a weak red card was shown to Gino Padula with the Crew up two for a foul on... anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Correctimundo! Mr. White! Click to continue reading...

Hansa Rostock as Mr. Bean

No Short Corners 13 April @ 10:39 AM EST
In another of a lengthy series of thoroughly bizarre Hansa Rostock personnel moves, U.S. defender Heath Pearce was dropped to the second team, starting today. No real clear reason was given for the move ('performance reasons', says the manager - Hansa's third in the last calendar year).This would be strange even if the organization hadn't comletely imploded this season. Click to continue reading...

A few things...

No Short Corners 08 April @ 10:12 AM EST
If money is now soccer's God, then why are these Champions League quarterfinal matches not run as a TV doubleheader? Hmmm...#1 - Conor Casey, a large, bald target-esque striker that can be spotted easily above, was named MLS PotW. I mean, he's right there. You can't miss him.#2 - I love it when the Red Card's Luis Arroyave travels. Click to continue reading...

A few things...

No Short Corners 11 March @ 06:13 PM EST
While I wait for the Dempsey goal clip to arrive...#1 - Interesting pick-up by The Touchline's Luis Bueno: it seems retiring Chivas USA defender Claudio Suárez is not retiring happily with a cake and a watch and balloons and Crown Royal and a DJ.The guy's a legend. Is that as good as it gets for a legend that plays for CHIVAS USA? Click to continue reading...

'Innovative' Beckham deal finalized

No Short Corners 08 March @ 02:31 PM EST
Catch the chutzpah in the wording of all this from the official L.A. Galaxy write-up. They make it sound like they've invented pizza, when really all they did was blah blah blobbity blah, don't get me started on this mess again.I'm not even gonna crop a photo for this post. (snort)- Greg Seltzer Click to continue reading...

Donovan in, Beckham out-ish

No Short Corners 06 March @ 06:40 AM EST
As Landon Donovan gets set for his final Bayern Munich match, reports from England (take that as you like) claim AC Milan has finally struck this odd David Beckham "timeshare" agreement with the Los Angeles Galaxy (read: MLS).Side note: With Tim Borowski, Franck Ribéry, Bastian Schweinsteiger and Luca Toni all in doubt, and Mark van Bommel suspended, I would actually not be at all stunned to see Click to continue reading...

A few things...

No Short Corners 03 March @ 05:32 AM EST
I think MLS should go up for the part of the lion in any new revival of The Wiz. They sure can tapdance...#1 - Finally, someone shouts down the Henny Penny crowd over Freddy Adu's career. Thank you, Greg Lalas.The Sports Illustrated ace also gets outgoing Monaco chief/Ameri-phile Jérôme De Bontin to admit that, yes, he also tried to land the USMNT midfield trio of Michael Bradley, Maurice Edu and Click to continue reading...

Top 5 Winter Window "Seriously What The Hell Were They Thinking?"s

No Short Corners 07 February @ 06:08 PM EST
And a hybrid, no less. I'm so very green. I realize that I'm starting this transfer T5L mini-series slightly tardy, but that illness just had me sleeping half the week. Now, I'm refreshed and ready to drop the first of three rapid-fire lists related to the good, the bad and the ugly of transfers. And that starts with a "T", which stands for "trouble". Click to continue reading...

Seriously... what the hell were they thinking?

No Short Corners 09 January @ 01:48 PM EST
Franck, Franck, Franck, Franck, Franck. Who do you think you are? Cristiano Ronaldo*? * = scroll down to 12.50 for the relevant bit. - Greg Seltzer Click to continue reading...

Seriously... what the hell was he thinking?

No Short Corners 28 December @ 06:46 PM EST
Shortly after watching skipper Andy Griffin flop around like a fish as West Ham's Carlton Cole screwed home the equalizer, Stoke City forward Ricardo Fuller sauntered away from the ensuing kickoff at the center spot, taking just a brief moment to slap his teammate in the face. Yes, I said he slapped his own teammate in the face on the field of play during a match. Click to continue reading...

A few holiday things...

No Short Corners 23 December @ 12:04 PM EST
Things will get quiet around here for a couple of days, so I will round up some stuff for you now and drop that promised third Top 5 List on Friday. As for the Americans-to-Europe transfer article I mentioned... I had lost the quotes... and now I've found them. That will also go up Friday, but at S365. Click to continue reading...

Seriously... what the hell are they thinking?

No Short Corners 18 November @ 01:55 AM EST
[Photo: Section 8 Chicago] I can't even imagine I'd need to say much about this one. I'd probably just fail to live up to the dignity displayed by Ben Burton and his Section 8 minions over at Toyota Park. But if it sells the drama, I'll go with a "What in the name of St. Peter Wilt are the Fire doing? Click to continue reading...

The Swiss roll and the Tigers roar

No Short Corners 27 September @ 03:23 PM EST
**Good news of sorts that Poland & Ukraine have not been dropped as Euro 2012 hosts, despite widespread rumors to the contrary. Much as I love tournaments in new places, these two countries have an impossible-looking job beyond rebuilding their stadia in time for kick-off. Any host nation must also be able to ferry thousands of visiting fans around the country 24/7. Click to continue reading...

Yankees & Crazies

No Short Corners 21 September @ 07:32 AM EST
**Yankee Stadium's last pitch will be thrown today and as might be expected, most of the farewells and eulogies have airbrushed the soccer played there. Between the death of Ebbets Field and the Polo Grounds and the birth of Giants Stadium, Yankee functioned as New York's principal sports venue, which meant from time to time, spherical balls were kicked as well as thrown. Click to continue reading...

Seriously... what the hell are they thinking?

No Short Corners 03 September @ 04:45 PM EST
I am now going to take the sonic laser out on MLS, but bear with me, it's not what you might think. I'm not going to criticize level of play, ownership structure, championship structure, Designated Players or even the insipid scheduling of games on FIFA dates without a postpone clause for teams that lose half their roster to international duties (John Carver already handled that last one just Click to continue reading...

Seriously... what the hell are they thinking?

No Short Corners 25 August @ 02:50 PM EST
Hamburg coach Martin Jol always seemed a cool head. Sure, he looks like a movie character that would throw you off a bridge for looking at him sideways and you could always see his mind moving, but external reactions were a bit muted. This past week, he apparently snapped. This past week, he metaphorically pushed Vincent Kompany down those stairs in an odd snit. Click to continue reading...