Oh good grief, now this is awkward. I had only just made myself comfortable in readiness for a
lengthy period of smugness, gloating and absolutely unbearable braggadocio. And why the devil not
– our lot produce the most jaw-dropping eye candy since that lady from the Sean Connery days
emerged from the sea to jiggle about in her skimpies in frightfully uncouth manner.
By Chris Wright
Huzzah! Razor-merchants Braun have just announced that they have thrust a small fortune Jose
Mourinho's way in return for him signing up as their new 'global brand ambassador' meaning that
he'll now be gouging people's eyes out with the supreme confidence that having a face as smooth as
Isaac Hayes singing a ballad about a baby's bottom tends to afford a man.
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- Marking Thirty-Two Years Since Clive Allen's Debut Hatrick for QPR
- Marking Seven Years Since Gianni Paladini Bought Into QPR
- Flashback: Sean Connery and "The Showbiz XI at Loftus Road"
- Long-time QPR Club Secretary, Ron Phillips (having solved the "Missing Apostrophe" Question:"How
Queen's Park Rangers became Queens Park Rangers").
