There's a story about David Bentley.

I kid, I kid. I'm all out of Bentley stories. I could tell you my epic about Arturo Lupoli, his secret agent dog and his layabout sidekick, but it's all a bit too similar to an episode of Scooby Doo and I need to give it some work.

So, what's going on in the world of Arsenal?

::: FistedAway welcomes a guest post from Elliott,
editor of the rather lovely Futfanatico :::

Dimitar Berbatov playing in consecutive games shocked several United fans, but also raised red flags in other quarters. Where? Well, the DWP, that's where. Why? It seems that after a brief investigation, the Bulgarian played a pivotal role in a welfare abuse scheme.

Fábio on...

Rafael: "At home he only wants to mess around... he's like a 10-year-old!"

Vidic: "He's a raging bull! His behaviour changes... sometimes he's smiling, other times he's anxious and wants to hit you!"

Chicharito: "Everyone likes him... you know Mexicans, they're always happy!

This ones a head scratcher. Why you ask? Well, Feilhaber has some skill. Unfortunately, he's got some salary baggage as a DP player that several teams couldn't afford. Chivas, first in line for his rights, passed.Then Philly, with former NT assistant coach Piotr Nowak took a pass.As Scooby Doo would say, 'Argh?