The murky racism row to engulf the Premier League just got foggier with the uncovering of
startling new evidence that points to not just Luis Suarez being racist, but the whole of the
red half of Merseyside exhibiting a proclivity towards bigotry. Our BFZ Times' correspondent,
under great risk to life and limb organized and executed the perfect undercover operation to
unearth this mystery leading to great teeth gnashing at News International's headquarters in
Wapping, London.
After Gadsby's historical piece a few days ago, I come to this little corner of the internet
feeling that following a piece as hilarious as that is a daunting task to say the least. Hate him,
disagree with him or not, you can't argue the guy can write great satire(That [read more]
Editor's Note: With all due respect and a thousand plaudits to "Dirty Tackle" (It's only
fair... they spun off one of our series, too) we present the potentially true life and times of
America's favorite soccer commentator, John Harkes.
A few years back I decided to start my own blog.
It's like a contest. Try and guess the next banana peel NIGHTMARE APE WAYNE ROONEY, England's
Ambassador to Football and redemptive bicycle kick specialist, will throw into his own path. Will
he get a tattoo of Mike Tyson Chewing Evander Holyfield's Ear on his hairy back? (AHHHHNT: My guess
last time, which was admittedly wrong; instead he hashed opened a leg just to watch it bleed and
thereby abandoned his national side when most they needed him).
Former Barcelona ace
Ronaldinho apparently inked a multimillion Euro deal today with
Eli
Lilly to endorse the depression treatment
Prozac in a series of television ads to air
during the upcoming European Championships. The commercials are to feature the Brazilian maestro
not in his typical role as fun-loving ball-juggling superstar but "the real Ronaldinho," as he
describes himself, "A man bludgeoned by depression, bereft of friends.
The Daily ShowGet More: Daily Show Full Episodes,Political Humor & Satire Blog,The Daily Show on
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Hey NBC... the FBM Graphic Department is for hire.Well that certainly was nice of you, National
Broadcasting Corporation. And unexpected we may add. We caught wind (more than a wind... perhaps
gale-force the way the Inter-Net-Blogo-Sphere responded) that you showed a fancy little Major
League Soccer teaser video during a pre-season throwball game on Sunday.
Arsenal fan site Gunner Blog has published a hilarious parody of an Eminem song
detailing communications between owner Stan Kroenke and Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger. The video
features "Stan Kroenke" rapping in place of Eminem, criticizing his French manager's recent
transfer dealings.
Towards the tail end, the Professor raps back, responding to the American's jibes.
Once upon a time there was an American soccer fan who lived in a big American city. He was friends
with a Manchester United supporter, a Bayern Munich fan, and a guy with a Brazil jersey.
One day he read that that a new Major League Soccer team was starting in his city. MLS guy had an
idea.
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There has been too much uncertainty surrounding the Cesc Fabregas saga for too long now. One day
you have Sandra Rossell's menagerie proclaiming that their baby is powdered, dressed up and ready
to serve at the hungry Camp Nou; and the next day you have the knights of North London tutting at
Spain's lack of dignity and refusing any sort of contact between the two clubs at all.
As you may have heard by now, the Wall Street Journal took a ... how do we put this? ...
interesting story about our little soccer rivalry we have brewing here in the Pacific Northwest. I
really want to believe that it's a genius piece of satire. But something tells me I'm giving the
author too much credit.
Our second round of USMNT Celebrity Death Matches continues today! Round one was a real
bloodbath...
For those of you wondering why our series has omitted the most obvious of Death Matches, Mexico;
there's a whole post of its own coming down because we've got so much material.
It started as a Twitter daydream. Imaging Clint Dempsey and Michael Bradley duking it out during
the weekend's Fulham/ Aston Villa game. Bradley however could not partake in the USMNT Midfiedler
Celebrity Death Match because he arrived at Villa Park only the day before. Still we pictured what
the fight might look like.
I continue my love affair with the satire-challenged Yahoo comment crew and have updated the
latest chapter in the life of Raul Gonzalez. Available at the award-winning Dirty Tackle. Beware of
the white powder water.
Even got put on the banner!Hey look we're relevant enough to openly mock!
The Onion (born in FBM HQ North aka Wisconsin!) has a new sport-centric show on Comedy Central
called "SportsDome". Last week, in their premier episode, the took a shot at Major League Soccer in
a highlight segment that covered the last four years of the league or "since we last checked in on
the league".
