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A ro-dent in Real's title hopes It might sounds like a dodgy Samuel L. Jackson sequel, but Barcelona had to beat rats on a plane before they could triumph over Real Madrid on Saturday evening. Pep Guardiola's team were held up when it emerged that an infestation of Madrid-based rats had boarded their plane.