Justin Bieber is in Britain for something or other. Girls everywhere are crying. Meanwhile, the singer turned rapper took some time out from making said girls sob incessantly by hauling his 4-year-old girlfriend, Selena Gomez, to Stamford Bridge for a private tour.

And the world wept.

Ashley & Cheryl?

The King is still in charge. Now, moving forward ...

The prayers were answered. That is if Ancelotti actually prayed to keep his job and not the other way around. Now that we are charging ahead, what can this suave Italian do to shake the cobwebs of recent failure and prevent this club from diving deeper into the abyss?