By Chris Wright

Jermaine Defoe scuttled backstage at the London O2 to meet Rihanna after her gig last night, only there was one small problem and I don't mean that he was so nervous that a small bit of wee came out...

Nope. Indeed the ricket was actually dropped by the semi-sexy nasal Bajan whingebag, who greeted our Jermain thusly:

"Oh, Jermain, you play for Arsenal, yeah?

By Chris Wright

Jermaine Defoe scuttled backstage at the London O2 to meet Rihanna after her gig last night, only there was one small problem and I don't mean that he was so nervous that a small bit of wee came out...

Nope. Indeed the ricket was actually dropped by the semi-sexy nasal Bajan whingebag, who greeted our Jermain thusly:

"Oh, Jermain, you play for Arsenal, yeah?

Jermain to say I'm a Gunner? Popstar Rihanna enjoyed a bit of north London banter ahead of her performance at the O2 this week when she met Tottenham striker Jermain Defoe backstage. She told Defoe: "Oh, Jermain, you play for Arsenal, yeah? I've heard all about you. The Mirror reports an awkward silence followed, broken [.

Chelsea defender Ashley Cole has let his gigantic libido get the better of him once again as he bedded a backup dancer for Rihanna at his marital home in Surrey. The news, broken by The Sun is sure to shock ex-wife Cheryl Cole who is rumoured to be contemplating taking her ex-husband back after the [.

By Chris Wright

Not that we need much of an excuse to post a photo of Rihanna on the flimsiest of footballing pretexts, but here's the lovely Miss Fenty being presented with her very own Brazil shirt after performing in Sao Paulo t'other day...

She's off the mark, but Rihanna's still got a bloody long way to go before her football shirt collection reaches 'Snoop Dogg' levels

Via KCKRS

Pop superstar Rihanna is currently on the Brazilian leg of her 2011 Loud world tour. While in the country, the Bajan singer has followed in the steps of Miley Cyrus, The Rock and Vin Diesel in being seen with a Brazilian soccer jersey. Unlike the other stars mentioned however, Rihanna was not photographed with a [.

Pop superstar Rihanna is currently on the Brazilian leg of her 2011 Loud world tour. While in the country, the Bajan singer has followed in the steps of Miley Cyrus, The Rock and Vin Diesel in being seen with a Brazilian soccer jersey. Unlike the other stars mentioned however, Rihanna was not photographed with a [.

Pop superstar Rihanna is currently on the Brazilian leg of her 2011 Loud world tour. While in the country, the Bajan singer has followed in the steps of Miley Cyrus, The Rock and Vin Diesel in being seen with a Brazilian soccer jersey. Unlike the other stars mentioned however, Rihanna was not photographed with a [.

Pop superstar Rihanna is currently on the Brazilian leg of her 2011 Loud world tour. While in the country, the Bajan singer has followed in the steps of Miley Cyrus, The Rock and Vin Diesel in being seen with a Brazilian soccer jersey. Unlike the other stars mentioned however, Rihanna was not photographed with a [.

[UPDATE: "Due to the heat, sealed water bottles are permitted for tonight's match." - Philadelphia Union"]

Here's all of the relevant information for Philadelphia Union (or Real Madrid) fans for tonight's game at Lincoln Financial Field...

There will be three events tonight. The Philadelphia Phillies are playing at 4:10 tonight, Rihanna is at the Wells Fargo Center at 7:30 and then the Union and Madrid at 9.

This Cesc Fabregas saga is beginning to do my head in a little bit.
I'm starting to feel like I'm having a Déj vu.
I'm starting to feel like I'm having a Déj vu........eh? I swear I wrote that a minute ago.
To be honest I'm still very confident that Cesc will be an Arsenal player next season.

The English Premier League.
The greatest spectacle on this earth. Even more spectacular than Rihanna in a pair of hot pants.
It is hyped up so much you would think it was on Amphetamines.
The English media love to portray the English Premier League as the number one venue for football in the whole wide world.