If I had to hear Rihanna while watching this I would have preferred to hear "Umbrella, ella, ella, ay ay ay" or her "Paper Planes" cover. But it's not really her song it's a Jay-Z song. But if I had to hear a Jay-Z song I would have preferred the Chester French mix of "Excuse Me Miss" or the joint he did with Luke Steele of Empire of the Sun. Click to continue reading...

Pure fuggery. Oh hey, David. Rihanna called. She wants her 'do back. Ta. Posted in LOLs, Lookalikes Tagged: David Beckham, LA Galaxy, Rihanna Click to continue reading...

Recently many HP Sauces, I mean 'sources', have revealed that a return to Arsenal could be on the cards for Patrick Vieira.
If this was indeed the case, I would welcome it more than a naked Rihanna fetching me a Chinese meal consisting of sweet and sour pork hong-kong style, BBQ spare Ribs, special fried rice, and a bottle of Peroni whilst jumping up and down singing 'Vieeeeeeeira, woooooooah'
That would be nice indeed! Click to continue reading...

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plains, but the goals are all coming from Barca. It's Spanish football...

Valencia 2 2 Sporting de Gijón

Real Madrid 5 0 Xerez CD

U.D Almeria 1 0 Getafe C.F

Athletic Bilbao 3 2 Villarreal

Zaragoza 1 2 Valladolid

Barcelona 5 2 Atletico Madrid

Málaga 1 2 Racing Santander

Osasuna 0 2 Sevilla

Deportivo La Coruna 2 3 Espanyol

RCD Mallorca 4 0 Tenerife

Valencia 2 2 Sporting de Gijón

A shock equaliser from Gijon in the last few minutes destroyed what I thought was a pretty sure win for Valencia at home.

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....it is rumored Arsenal sent Barcelona a CD last night, featuring tracks like T.I's 'You Can Have Whatever You Like', aimed at Pep Guardiola with his recent interests in Fabregas, Eboue and maybe even Alex Song if this site is to be believed.

The CD also has songs dedicated to recently departed Barca star Alex Hleb; ('Silly Boy' Rihanna), 'Slip n' Fall by Baba Khan', (aimed at the diving Dani Alves).

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