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Chelsea – Man United: FAQs

All Four One, and One Four All! 09 November @ 12:12 PM EST

Q. What exactly happened here?

A. Darren Fletcher won the ball and Ashley Cole jumped up into the air. Martin Atkinson promptly scurried across and awarded Chelsea the 'foul'. The rest, as they say, is the rest of this post.

Q. Was Sir Alex wrong in criticizing the referee?

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Painful

White Hart Pain 02 November @ 07:01 AM EST

Painful is the only word I can use to describe having to endure that woeful display. Do the players not understand the importance of this fixture to the Tottenham fans? Their pathetic efforts at the Emirates would suggest not.

While we may have been missing some key men through injury and suspension, our squad is meant to be one of the best in the league.

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Good times Bad Times

All Four One, and One Four All! 31 October @ 03:48 PM EST

There's no option to italicize,bold and increase the font to 15 of the word "Bad" there. But I think you got the message already so I leave it to you. Listen, this whole global warming thing is sickening. There's also widespread poverty and a lot of kids with AK47 guns. Added to that are extra problems like say the rising Fuel prices, water problem and traffic through the city.

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The Kids have Grown

All Four One, and One Four All! 30 October @ 07:44 AM EST
Maddy's Note: Our man Felipe is back, bringing you a great take on thhe Carling Cup encounter which he was THERE for. Who would expect a team of kids to beat a very experienced and solid Liverpool? One one would say Arsenal were favourites, but I just have to confess I didn't think that way until the kick-off yesterday. Click to continue reading...

Alberto Aquilani – A hero will arise

All Four One, and One Four All! 29 October @ 12:16 PM EST

Sorry Vishwa. You're the man but still worth a try.

Some say he thinks Alex Ferguson is a swear word. Some say he has a bicycle kick that not even Iker Casillas would have dared to stop. All we know is, he's called THE AQUAMAN.

- No Sir, not Carlton Parlmer

Sendros is quality I tell you.

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A football club named Alcocron

All Four One, and One Four All! 28 October @ 11:58 AM EST

"....buhahahahahahhahahha...wohooohahahahah"

Carlton Palmer after tasting the Real wankfest

"4-0!

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Yet Another 0-0 Draw

All Four One, and One Four All! 27 October @ 12:55 AM EST

"...numerous systems emerged after Rafa's. Wenger had his own but couldn't take it beyond four games, Allardyce had his own which was successful only in bits and pieces. The mere legacy of the Rafa 0-0 draw is what makes Liverpool and Rafa very special." A Retired Test-cricketer.

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How the North West was Won

All Four One, and One Four All! 26 October @ 02:59 PM EST

What is the Perfect remedy for a Liverpool team that has lost against a team like Sunderland, by a goal scored by Beach B? Simple. Put them against the Mancs.

In recent years, the end of October meant Liverpool were top of the table and by some series of ill-fated events they start sliding towards the wrong side and find themselves in troubled waters.

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Just one of those days

White Hart Pain 26 October @ 07:53 AM EST

Firstly credit to Stoke. They work on a shoestring budget in comparison to us and they are consolidating their position as solid Premier League side. Unfortunately, the result did nothing for Spurs chances of consolidating their position in the top 4!

I don't think you can criticise Harry's tactics or the Tottenham performance as a whole.

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Things you didn’t know.

All Four One, and One Four All! 25 October @ 01:33 PM EST

Here's 10 things you wouldn't have known about Liverpool-United matches till you saw today's. Well, you might still not know some of them, but you'd at least suspect them.

  1. Rafa's good at Math. He knows that if United are the champions above everyone else, and he beats United, then he's the champion.
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A Comedy of Errors

All Four One, and One Four All! 24 October @ 01:16 AM EST

Ducky's Note: The Other Big Four is back! As is Vishwa.

" PIRLO+ SPACE+TIME = DISASTER"

- ONE OF THE MANY PROPOSED SOLUTIONS FOR THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM.

" PEPE+DEFENDING=PEPE+DEFENDING WITH RAUL ALBIOL= DIDA+ GOALKEEPING= 0"

-ONE OF THE MANY PROPOSED SOLUTIONS FOR THE QUESTION OF LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND PHILIP METZELDER.

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Thank God it’s Thursday

All Four One, and One Four All! 22 October @ 12:39 PM EST

Manchester United had innumerable reasons to be wary of Wednesday's trip to the Luzhniki Stadium. The most talked about, and with good reason as anyone who watched the game would attest, was the artificial pitch. People who have been brought up on playing in grass-less squares of hard mud and pebbles are of course going "What the heck are you complaining about, at least it's green!

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Things I’m Certain Of and Ruthless Digs

All Four One, and One Four All! 21 October @ 07:27 AM EST

If god came to me and asked me to pick one game where we were going to switch off and let in a late equalizer thereby letting go of 2 points I'd have picked AZ Alkmaar in the Champions League group stages without blinking an eye. This phenomenon was something that I feel was our undoing last season (apart from the fact that we were pretty poor otherwise too).

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Was Harry right?

White Hart Pain 19 October @ 02:50 AM EST

Harry Redknapp gave Jermain Defoe a dressing down in front of his team mates after his sending off against Pompey on Saturday. Nothing wrong with that as far as I'm concerned, especially when he already warned him to cool it at half time.

Redknapp said: "Yes. He's sorry for what's done.

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The Arsenal Way

All Four One, and One Four All! 06 October @ 11:17 AM EST
Maddy's Note: Sunday was one of those days when I wished I was there to see it happen. Well, our man Felipe was. And he certainly saw it happen. Reading this report recreated every bit of the magic that was The Arsenal. I'm going to read it again then. Enjoy
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It’s BEHIND you Robbo!

All Four One, and One Four All! 06 October @ 08:12 AM EST

13 years since a tall Frenchman wearing ridiculously large spectacles flew the 8:30 Tokyo London shuttle to be greeted by a headline in The Evening Standard saying ‘Arsène Who?' Since then he's gotten us 3 league titles, 4 F.A Cups, a World Class Training Facility and a World Class Stadium.

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Review: The Invention Of Lying

Booked for Dissent 05 October @ 08:31 AM EST

I don't think there have been too many romantic comedies set in alternative universes, and if there are, there haven't been many good ones. Groundhog Day is the first one that comes to mind, and Defending Your Life, which takes place in the afterlife of Judgment City, could also qualify. That's probably because coming up with yet another scenario in which Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey can implausibly meet, hate each other, then fall in love is tough enough without having to redefine the very fabric of the universe.

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Of Tumbling Men and Crumbling Reputations

All Four One, and One Four All! 04 October @ 11:45 PM EST

Words of wisdom
Pepe Reina: For me, Fernando Torres is a better striker than Drogba
Rafa Benitez: Stop Drogba, and you stop Chelsea.

Some people just never learn. Sigh !

So, here we were again, similar occasion, similar circumstances. It was at this same stage last season when Liverpool ended Chelsea's 86-game unbeaten home run courtesy of a deflected fluke goal by Alonso.

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Review: It Might Get Loud

Booked for Dissent 30 September @ 10:30 AM EST

As a guitar player who loves to hear musicians talk about their craft, you would think that I would have seen this movie on the day of its release. But I kept meaning to see it, eventually forgot about it, then noticed it was still in one theater here when I passed by it the other day, and finally caught it yesterday.

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Sol, Sick Chelsea Fans and Super Crouch

White Hart Pain 24 September @ 03:20 AM EST

I know as soon as I dare to mention Sol Campbell's name, hundreds of people get straight on the comments to jump to his defence, but the bloke is seriously unbalanced. He's gone from one of the best defenders in the country to one of the biggest jokes in a relatively short space of time. I doubt he'd sign for Arsenal if he could have his time again; it all started going wrong from that point!

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Review: Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band – Sunrise, 9/13

Booked for Dissent 14 September @ 08:18 PM EST

Seventeen years ago, the conversation went something like this:

Me: Springsteen's playing in Miami on November 24. Let's go.
Keith: Nah, I don't think so.
Me: Whaddaya mean?
Keith: He's only got a couple of good songs, and Human Touch is a piece of crap. He's not even with the E Street Band anymore.

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Pleasantly Surprised

White Hart Pain 10 September @ 04:21 AM EST

As much as I wasn't particularly looking forward to last night's England game, the one hope I had was that Aaron Lennon would step forward and stake a serious claim for a World Cup spot. That's exactly what he did and in some style!

Lennon's first half performance was superb. He created two of the goals, secured himself the man of the match accolade and very likely a place in Capello's squad for the 2010 World Cup.

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August Review

FC Boro 06 September @ 04:15 PM EST

After a summer full of optimism, Stevenage hosted newly promoted Tamworth at Broadhall Way on the 8th August hoping to start the new season with a bang. However, the Lambs had different ideas and frustrated the Hertfordshire side all afternoon. Stevenage took an early lead thanks to a Lee Boylan penalty, but never really got going and were punished late on in the second half when BBC columnist Bradley Pritchard equalised with a cool finish.

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I love beating West Ham

White Hart Pain 24 August @ 03:39 AM EST

I really do. Not all their fans are arseholes but from a lot of the stuff they came on here with last season, a large proportion are. I do have a lot of time for Zola and Clarke though and it must have been a tough game mentally for their players after the tragic Calum Davenport incident.

It wasn't an impressive Tottenham performance as it was in our first two games of the season, but it was impressive if you are impressed by Spurs grinding out results, something we haven't been able to do in seasons past.

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Hands off Modric red cheeks

White Hart Pain 20 August @ 09:24 AM EST

As much as I've been enjoying myself since ten to five on Sunday, I've managed to find something to take the shine off ever so slightly. I saw a worrying quote in the press yesterday from Harry Redknapp regarding our little legend Luka Modric. I'm sure you all read it but it was the bit about Sir Alex that got me thinking.

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Let’s not get ahead of ourselves but…

White Hart Pain 17 August @ 02:10 AM EST

That was one of the most impressive Tottenham performances I have seen for many a year. I'm not saying everything about the play was perfect but the way we kept our heads after the penalty was exceptional. In previous seasons, we would have gone on to lose the game.

There are no two ways about it, Liverpool were completely outplayed.

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Doncaster, Defoe, Dream Team and D-Day

White Hart Pain 13 August @ 04:50 AM EST

I wasn't too interested in last night's International so went and played some golf very badly in a thunderstorm instead. I wished I'd stayed at home to see little Defoe's brace. From the highlights, it looked as though England made some silly mistakes but showed very good fight and team spirit to pull it back and come out the game with a 2-2 draw.

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Jenas off, Bentley storms off and Modric taken off

White Hart Pain 10 August @ 05:04 AM EST

There are reports circulating today that Jermaine Jenas has submitted a transfer request. He has been linked with a move to Inter for a while after Jose Mourinho voiced his admiration for the player earlier in the summer. I wouldn't be that surprised to see JJ go. I get the impression he probably thinks he's a bit better than Tottenham and probably also expected to have moved on to a bigger club before now although his performances for us haven't demonstrated that he's worthy of such a move.

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Review: Jeff Tweedy at Emanuel Congregation

Booked for Dissent 09 August @ 01:08 AM EST

If somebody had ever told me that one of the benefits of moving to Chicago was the opportunity to see Jeff Tweedy of Wilco performing at a synagogue half a mile from my apartment, I would have thought this city was filled with nutjobs.

And yet, that's exactly what happened last night.

As I mentioned on Episode 58, a few months ago, Tweedy's son had his Bar Mitzvah at the Emanuel Congregation in the Edgewater neighborhood where I live.

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Bobby Robson 1933 - 2009

SoccerLens 31 July @ 08:38 AM EST

Former England manager Sir Bobby Robson has died of cancer aged 76. He had been battling the disease in various forms since 1992.

Robson will be best remembered for taking England to within a penalty-shoot out at the 1990 World Cup, but he also enjoyed success both domestically and with European clubs and had the kind of record that few modern managers can equal.

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The Wembley Cup was a joke

White Hart Pain 27 July @ 09:48 AM EST

I went to see Spurs take on the mighty Barcelona on Friday night and paid £60 for the privilege. In reality, the ticket was probably worth no more than 60p.

After being forced to queue for nearly an hour to collect the tickets, we just about made it into the stadium as the game was kicking off.

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Book Review: The Beckham Experiment

Booked for Dissent 22 July @ 03:52 PM EST

When David Beckham signed with the LA Galaxy in 2007, I wrote the following:

Even if Beckham's price is half the figure mentioned above, the league will recoup its investment. Beckham will put fannies in the seats and bring domestic and international exposure to MLS. This will attract even more sponsors at higher rates.

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“Perry Boys Abroad” by Ian Hough

SoccerLens 18 July @ 07:02 PM EST

People always say that, to understand how far we've come, you need to look in the past. Whilst that sentence probably sounds a bit cliché, it could surely be used in discussions regarding the evolution of the common Premier League football supporter over the last 30-40 years.

If you'll recall, the Premier League has only turned into a global league in the last 10 or so years.

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Album review: Mos Def – The Ecstatic (pitchforkmedia.com)

faker 16 July @ 12:59 PM EST
People looking for offhanded symbolism can feel free to try tracking Mos Def's career trajectory as an MC through his album covers. Iconic solo debut Black on Both Sides: a stark, immediately-striking photo portrait that renders the attribution of his name unnecessary. Aggro experimental follow-up The New Danger: that same face now obscured by a stick-up man's mask, his bright red, bloody-looking index fingertip pointing to his own head on some Taxi Driver shit. Click to continue reading...

My Football Kits

Oldham Athletic Are The Real Latics 05 July @ 09:47 AM EST
Normally I am happy in my own 'little' internet cocoon (I know where I am and I am dedicated to where I 'surf' on a daily basis) but I thought I would go out of my box and surf a little further a field (dramatic it sounds but I think you know what I mean).
Anyway I came across this site (a UK based site) and it seems we have struck up a bit of a deal.
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