Dirty Tackle 21 November @ 06:47 AM EST
One of the television channels at Chelsea Football Club "Russia TV". Roman Abramovich must be
pissed that technical difficulties are preventing him from watching The Andrei Arshavin Comedy
and Out of Place Rants Against Women Drivers Hour.
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Met up with former editor of The Spoiler, Ryan Bailey for drinks.
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Red Rants 20 November @ 04:22 PM EST
We continue to edge closer to United related news, but this was too difficult to pass up. When
the King speaks we have to listen:
"I think that Raymond Domenech is the worst coach in French football since Louis XVI. If it was
up to me, I'd put (Bordeaux coach) Laurent Blanc in charge of the France team," the former
Manchester United hero continued.
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Martin Samuel brings some perspective to the Fergie and Maradona punishments
Red Rants takes a look at Henry's disgraceful action from last night
Soccerlens looks at how United can improve
A Kick In The Grass previews our visit from Everton
The Evening News talks about Dimitar Berbatov ahead of Everton game
The Daily Mail looks at the top ten teenage sensations
"RoM Reads" was originally published at The Republik of
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One thing about not blogging for a week is you can sit back and watch the hysterical reactions
going on in the world of football without feeling like you have to dive in and add your voice. It
has been one of those weeks.
First we had the curse of the international break rear its ugly head again, in the form of
injuries to Van Persie and Gibbs.
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It's not strictly Arsenal-related, I know, but by now I'm sure you've all seen the controversial
goal which put France into the 2010 World Cup.
If you haven't: there was a cross into the box which fizzed past the far post, and looked like
it was headed over the touchline for a goal kick. But off one hop, it hit the arm of Thierry Henry,
and deflected back into play in a perfect spot for him to center it directly into the path of the
oncoming William Gallas, who headed home the winning goal.
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I've just heard the news that Russia have failed to qualify for the World Cup.
I suppose it's our fault for not giving Roman Pavlyuchenko enough playing time? I do wonder what
'the world's greatest manager', Hiddink, will do now (Chelsea anyone)?
Didn't it bug you the way the Dutchman went on last season, telling us all just how good
Pavlyuchenko was?
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If you haven't heard by now, Sir Alex Ferguson has received a 2 match ban (and a 20,000 pound
fine) for comments made about Alan Wiley, the official for our 2-2 draw with Sunderland. Sir Alex
may have implied that Wiley was "fat", simply by stating that he was not "fit" to officiate the
match.
Now we all know that officiating is a very hard job.
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I read the Sun's article on Huntelaar rejecting a move to Spurs and thought; 'hold on a second, who
said we wanted you?'
Fair enough, Harry was interested in the summer, but that all changed when Crouch was signed. Milan
took the punt on him, spending €15 million (£13 million or so). Oh how they wish they hadn't.
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I came across Brian Reade's article in the Mirror and couldn't help but ask why he wrote such a
Pro-Pavlyuchenko piece?
It's as though Roman has made a new friend in Reade, or there's some other fascination not worth
thinking about. Either way, Reade did make some valid points about our Russian striker.
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Firstly, I would like to wish Carlo a speedy recovery.
Right, now that I've got that out of the way, I would like to ask what our keeper was doing on a
motorbike? I only ask, because after researching the accident rate (you can find that here in the
Department of Transport In Depth Study of Motorcycle Accidents) of motorcycles, it's quite clear
that all and sundry should stay well clear of them, let alone 35,000 per week professional
footballers.
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Red Rants 12 November @ 11:43 AM EST
£20,000 fine. Four match ban. Two of them being suspended ones.
Also, he has to give up his car, and his house for a year. Go to an island, and survive for a
month along with other famous British celebrities. He is banned from drinking wine for the rest of
his life. And will have to listen to Alan Shearer's rendition of Baa Baa Black Sheep for five
hours.
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Red Rants 11 November @ 01:05 PM EST
Owen Hargreaves seems quite keen on making his return to the United first team desperate, even,
but in a good way so much that he thinks he'll probably pass out when he returns.
"It will be an amazing feeling to run out at Old Trafford again. I'll be so excited I'll
probably pass out.
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The Evening News defends Fergie's latest referee complaint.
Mark Ogden compares Owen to Tevez in The Telegraph.
Red Rants looks at the ref conspiracy after the penalty Liverpool won for a dive last night.
The Guardian looks at Ngog's "embarrassing case of cheating"
F365 reports on Fletcher's comments about Wenger
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Red Rants 09 November @ 07:26 PM EST
First of all, observe this visual:
That is a dive. Many players dive in the premier league, as well as around the world.
Many players win penalties by diving.
This happened at Anfield. Home of Liverpool. Liverpool were down 1-2 to Birmingham. The
resulting penalty was converted and they tied the match 2-2.
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Red Rants 09 November @ 06:47 PM EST
The Republik of Mancunia picks out what City fans think of Carlos Tevez. Priceless read.
The Run of Play unmasks the "toothbrushing man".
Those of you not aware of the toothbrushing man, here's the reference (happened during the
Chelsea match)
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Patrick Barclay writes a nice piece for The Times about our manager.
Red Rants takes a look at the poppy fuss.
The Guardian looks at Darren Fletcher as the new Roy Keane.
The Times reckons Michael Owen needs a good game today to get in the England squad.
United Rant looks to the Chelsea game.
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Just a quickie to let you know that I'll be at The Lane today with my trusted BlackBerry, Tweeting
away.
I won't just be giving out the highlights of the game against Sunderland, but will also throw in a
few added tweets, detailing some of the crazy traditionalist comments screamed out by the diehard
Yids that'll be all around me.
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"I was fighting an uphill battle before I went there. I knew they had Defoe, Berbatov and Keane",
said a cheerful Darren Bent yesterday. Hmm, that's interesting mate. Then why did you sign, knowing
that you faced an 'uphill battle'?
"Every club needs four good strikers they always say. It wasn't just my decision to go there.
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Red Rants 02 November @ 12:04 PM EST
... we are of course talking of Wayne Rooney's newborn son who we haven't really signed but we
imagine will be tearing up the pitch in about two decades from now Kai Rooney, born at Liverpool
Women's hospital.
According to the spokesman, "Mother and baby are both absolutely fine. Wayne and Coleen are
thrilled with the wonderful addition to their family life.
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RefBlog 01 November @ 11:33 AM EST
As mentioned before, I'm skipping the high school season; in this case because I've got other
regularly occuring activies that happen the same days as high school games - and frankly sometimes
I just need a year away (see many many rants about high school soccer). But I am working games at
the same sport-centered school I've been fortunate enough to work for the last two winters.
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Red Rants 30 October @ 12:23 AM EST
Just two clips for today. Some curious bit of stuff from Ferguson.
This year on the FA's proposed England friendly in Qatar:
'All the international managers have their jobs to do and we support that, particularly when it
comes to the issue of competitive games like the European Championships or the World Cup.
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Red Rants 26 October @ 02:21 PM EST
Defeats to Liverpool makes me sick. But looking forward to exciting young talents making their
first team debuts helps lift the gloom. The official site reports Gabriel Obertan is expected to
start on the left wing against Barnsley tomorrow.
Sir Alex Ferguson confirmed to ManUtd.com on Monday, "He'll play tomorrow against Barnsley, it's
a good start for him.
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Red Rants 25 October @ 11:15 PM EST
RoM has an exclusive interview with Phillippe Auclair, the author of Cantona: the rebel who
would be king. Worth a read.
"Interview with Phillippe Auclair" was originally published at Red
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I'm not overly keen on criticising our own players but sometimes it's hard to avoid it. I got a
lot of stick for criticising Cristiano Ronaldo last season but it's rare that I would really lay in
to one of our own players.
I'm afraid I have to get something off my chest today though.
Rio fucked up massively a few years ago and I was more than happy to voice my dislike of
him.
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Red Rants 20 October @ 06:54 PM EST
The Guardian has an interesting piece on a forgotten tale involving United players, 100
years ago. Here's an extract:
The first meeting of the Association Football Players Union in 1907 was chaired by United
player Billy Meredith – the "Welsh Wizard", who was one of the first footballing
superstars.
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Red Rants 19 October @ 09:13 AM EST
It's been what, two weeks now since the Sunderland game? In the intervening period we had an
international break, during which tortoises completed two marathons. The normally proud Ferguson
tended two apologies and, as the anticipation over the FA's inevitable punishment grew, the
officials came crawling out of their secret chamber and announced that Ferguson will be charged of
'improper conduct'.
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Red Rants 19 October @ 04:50 AM EST
I don't normally obsess over ex-players but every now and then, one encounters opportunities
that are just too good to pass up. Today there was one, courtesy the Daily Mail. The story
runs thus: a witch doctor who was hired to put a hex on Ronaldo has said that Ronaldo's career is
going to end in about four months.
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MLS Debris 16 October @ 10:10 PM EST
This week Pepsi introduced an iPhone application called "Amp Up Before You Score" to promote its
competitor to the slew of energy drinks. Its purpose? To give you alleged insider information to
boost you powers of seduction, as well as give you a platform to brag about which women you managed
to get naked.
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Red Rants 16 October @ 02:06 PM EST
"A site with real potential that landed a Nemanja Vidic exclusive earlier this season. The
news services is often off the pace, though, so that needs sharpening up."
Well, we just sneaked in at number 10. Potential? For a blog that's been around for a while, I
thought we were through with the potential part, going on to a plateau of mediocrity.
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Red Rants looks at Ferguson and referees.
The Guardian reckons England are a one-man team. That one man is Rooney.
The Daily Mail give their opinion of Obertan's debut for the Reserves.
The Bolton News reckons their team has nothing to fear this weekend.
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Red Rants 13 October @ 01:30 AM EST
Of course, I'm being a bit premature here. But, anyway, highlights from yesterday's reserves
outing against Oldham, here.
And a compilation of Obertan's skills, here. Boy is he ugly although, with the ball at his feet,
the Henry resemblance is uncanny.
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Red Rants 11 October @ 04:30 AM EST
Young, French footballer, recent signing and part-time gardener at OT, Gabriel Obertan is
expected to make his debut later this month if reports on News of the World are to be
believed.
The former Bordeaux winger stepped up his training last week and Sir Alex Ferguson is paving
the way for his inclusion in the squad in the next few weeks.
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Red Rants 06 October @ 09:40 PM EST
Some links to get you through the day:
1. Ferguson is in a row with Foster, apparently. No quotes to back it up, but it's quite
possible Ferguson might have been annoyed with the way Kenwyne Jones' goal was conceded. He was
angry at many things following the Sunderland game, he would have picked a fight with a priest.
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