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Worst 5 Joey Barton tweets

Off the Post 07 February @ 04:12 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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I would hope that it wouldn't surprise any of our readership that I am not a Joey Barton fan. His mock-philosophical guff makes me feel like vomiting, and the assumption that his opinions have more validity than the rest of us just because he used to be violent and has now apparently reformed makes my [.

Chelsea boss Andre Villas Boas goes a bit mad

Off the Post 12 December @ 07:03 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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AVB craziness Last time Chelsea had a Portuguese manager there was usually a whirlwind of conspiracy theories and paranoia swirling around. But with Jose Mourinho at the helm it was usually created for the benefit of the club. Under Andre Villas Boas it seems the manager himself is the biggest victim.

15 year old Jordan Ibe booked for going to see his mummy

Off the Post 30 October @ 03:34 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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The law that rules that players must be cautioned for taking their shirts off is much-debated. Why should you not remove your shirt, is that big a deal? But the players know the rules, so why should we feel sympathy for them? The rule regarding entering the crowd to celebrate is easier to understand, because [.

Slow and steady wins the title race?

Off the Post 21 October @ 04:04 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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It's no secret that the road to success in professional football is a long one. And even then, it's never easy. But the undeniable fact is that this modern age of football often expects management to perform master strokes, such as win trophies in their first and only year in charge. Consider the Spanish League, [.

Slow and steady wins the title race?

Off the Post 21 October @ 04:04 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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It's no secret that the road to success in professional football is a long one. And even then, it's never easy. But the undeniable fact is that this modern age of football often expects management to perform master strokes, such as win trophies in their first and only year in charge. Consider the Spanish League, [.

End of the dark times at the Stadium of Light?

Off the Post 05 August @ 02:13 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Sunderland set to gain a Brucey bonus? We live at a time in which constant improvements are deemed necessities. More reliable cars, faster computers, cheaper travel. And football, as with so many of our national traits, displays these demands palpably. After promotion we expect survival. After survival consolidation.

End of the dark times at the Stadium of Light?

Off the Post 05 August @ 02:13 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Sunderland set to gain a Brucey bonus? We live at a time in which constant improvements are deemed necessities. More reliable cars, faster computers, cheaper travel. And football, as with so many of our national traits, displays these demands palpably. After promotion we expect survival. After survival consolidation.

The Premier League 2011/12 – How the season unfolds

Off the Post 03 August @ 03:13 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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It's written in the stars... We are regularly told that the Premier League is the most unpredictable league in the world, but is that really true? Because through a weekend of watching golf on the sofa, I think I've got it nailed. P.S. It can't be biased if you have a go at everyone. August [...]

The transfer window phrasebook

Off the Post 14 June @ 04:28 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Tis the season to hear bullsh*t The transfer window is again upon us. To the non-connoisseurs out there, this means that you will have two and a half months with pretty much nothing happening other than tabloid paper talk equating to guesswork. There will then be a period of two weeks where the whole of [.

Sepp Blatter announces major FIFA reforms

Off the Post 31 May @ 02:15 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Yeah, right FIFA President Sepp Blatter has bowed to pressure and announced a range of sweeping reforms he is confident will placate the beautiful game's stakeholders around the world. "For the first time we will introduce goal mouth technology," he stated. "Special cameras will be positioned to determine whether cocktail olives in fact enter the [.

Jack Wilshere – stay or play?

Off the Post 26 May @ 06:57 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Midfielder's withdrawal puts club before country On Monday it was finally announced that Jack Wilshere would not be travelling with Stuart Pearce and his Under 21 squad for the European Championships in Denmark, ending days of argument and counter-argument about his potential involvement over the summer.

Premier League flops of the season – part two

Off the Post 19 May @ 07:12 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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The second of our 'flops' feature 10. Heurelho Gomes The ultimate Jekyll and Hyde goalkeeper. No one has given away or saved more penalties than him this season in the Premier League, and Gomes is now second only to Rob Green in goalkeepers whose errors have been directly responsible for the conceding of a goal.

The retiring of Ronaldo: A message of thanks

Off the Post 16 February @ 05:04 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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A great football career in acknowledgments Thank you for being the greatest goal scorer in my lifetime. Zidane may have had more grace and compsure in the nineties, but Ronaldo had the finish. 247 goals in 343 league games from a man who was plagued by knee injuries from the age of 20 onwards. 62 [..

Richard Keys in shocking racist rant

Off the Post 13 February @ 12:37 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Is he going to be sacked again? Richard Keys doesn't make it easy for himself doe he? The broadcaster will go into Talksport tomorrow for his first day at work having to answer some seriously awkward questions, after footage from A Sky test channel emerged. In the video, Richard Keys referred to as ex-international and [.

Thinking outside the box key to success of English managers

Off the Post 09 February @ 09:22 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Is a small island mentality restricting our coaches? The following blog was written before the sacking of Steve McClaren from Wolfsburg. Its points, however, are still valid. Thinking outside the box the key to success of English managers He was the tabloid-labelled ‘Wally with the Brolly'. After an ignominious exit from England, Steve McClaren was a [.

A Savage verbal attack: Robbie twists the knife

Off the Post 07 February @ 04:00 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Sticks and stones will break my bones As you may have read, yesterday OTP rather wound up Monsieur Savage by suggesting that he may be out of touch with some of the working class fans that pay to watch him at Pride Park. It is time to admit that I, Daniel Storey, then took upon [...]

@RobbieSavage8 shows that he is still in touch with the common man

Off the Post 06 February @ 04:19 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Round 2. Fight. OTP, and me in particular, has history with Robbie Savage. He has previously made it clear that we are not his favourite football blog site. But Robbie wants to let us all know that he is still in touch with football fans nationwide. He knows that we toil away through the week, [...]

Super Mega Major Transfer Exclusive: Inter to bid £40m for Gareth Hale

Off the Post 27 January @ 01:10 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Did we mention it was exclusive? Internazionale will confirm Gareth Hale's growing reputation as the most sought-after ex-TV comedian with a £40m bid in the summer, the most that has ever been offered for a comic of his age and experience. The move, if successful, would shatter the transfer record for a British comedian and [.

Lack of success for managers still pays off in payoffs

Off the Post 19 January @ 04:41 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Time for a change in managers' contracts? Rafa Benitez's record at Inter Milan does not make for pleasant reading. In 39 games either side of his term, the club lost just three games. In his reign of 23 games, they lost seven times. The Spaniard was forced out of the club, presumably with hurt pride.

Malky Mackay and Watford find light at the end of the tunnel

Off the Post 16 January @ 04:06 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Scot has worked wonders on the tightest of budgets It has been a busy old season in the Championship. Before football had even started, six managers were starting their career with new clubs. Incredibly, since August ten more managers have left clubs, from the Steve Coppell debacle at Bristol City to Sheffield United having three [.

Guest Post January: How I managed to keep hold of my WAG while maintaining my footy obsession: Life lessons, Lampard and a bit of luck

Off the Post 10 January @ 04:43 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Continuing our Guest Post January feature, please extend a warm OTP welcome to Ibracadabra of Never Captain Nicky Butt. I often wonder to myself if there are others like me out there. Others so in love with footy that it is their number 1 hobby/passion outside of (or including) their work and family.

Arsenal’s Theo Walcott publicly joins the Diving Club

Off the Post 09 January @ 11:17 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Theo 'fesses up Theo Walcott's admission that he dived to try and win a penalty will sadly take the shine off Arsenal's heroic draw against financially crippled Championship side Leeds United. For us, Theo's post-match interview was as unnecessary as waxing your pecs – sure you get something off your chest, but your left with [.

Is our hatred of Blackburn boss Steve Kean irrational?

Off the Post 05 January @ 06:25 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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OTP's new least favourite Prem manager We have a confession to make. OTP discovered this morning that it has a severe disliking of Blackburn Rovers caretaker manager Steve Kean. The suspicions that we weren't his biggest fans were already there, but the lightbulb moment came when we read that he is planning a one-to-one meeting [.

Guest Post January: Like Thales’ solar eclipse of 585 BC, Kaka appeared

Off the Post 04 January @ 05:07 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Happy New Year, OTP fans. As a treat for the start of 2011, we are going to be featuring guest posts from various writers throughout the month in a feature we've imaginatively entitled Guest Post January. First up is Eric Beard from AFootballReport. As has been the case for the better part of the 21st [.

Guest Post January: Like Thales’ solar eclipse of 585 BC, Kaka appeared

Off the Post 04 January @ 05:07 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Happy New Year, OTP fans. As a treat for the start of 2011, we are going to be featuring guest posts from various writers throughout the month in a feature we've imaginatively entitled Guest Post January. First up is Eric Beard from AFootballReport. As has been the case for the better part of the 21st [.