Ranting and Raving

Championship

Whodunnit? Someone at Brighton ‘relieved’ themselves in Crystal Palace’s dressing room

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Has football gone completely mental? Following the news that Glenn Whelan put a pig's head in the locker of Kenwyne Jones yesterday, an email has emerged from Brighton in which Gus Poyet claims that someone carried out a rather smelly act against playoff opponents Crystal Palace. Poyet, who has been suspended along with his staff, [.

Ipswich Town’s Michael Chopra quits Twitter in style

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Michael Chopra doesn't do things by halves. Some people just go to a racecourse to have a little flutter on the nags, whilst Chopra went into a spiral of debt of £2million and had to borrow £250,000 from Ipswich. Just last month, Chopra stated: I have extensive debts and loans and simply cannot afford the [.

Ipswich Town campaign for beer drinking to return to stands. Accident waiting to happen?

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Guzzling a beer in the stands whilst cheering on your team is very much a thing of the past. Or is it? In response to the hooliganism that heavily stained British football culture three decades ago, a law was passed in 1985 to remove a fan's right to drink alcohol in their seats or terrace. [...]

Burnley rename stand, football loses even more of its soul

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Yesterday was a day for strange stand name changes. After we brought you news of Sheffield United naming a stand in honour of Jessica Ennis, that turned out to be the second weirdest one of the day. Because Championship side Burnley have signed a sponsorship deal with Totally Wicked, the makers of a range of [.

Chelsea

Wife of Chelsea midfielder Ramires vents anger after Brazil exclusion

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One may have thought that the off-season was a difficult time for the footballer's WAG. With little interest in football, you have to put up with your significant other cluttering up the house, playing FIFA with his mates and counting his money in a vastly expensive onesie. That certainly seems to be the opinion of [.

Ex-Chelsea midfielder Raul Meireles given 11-game ban for spitting at referee

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If Raul Meireles does something wrong, then he does it in style, ok? The Portugal midfielder, who now plays for Fenerbache after leaving Chelsea was sent off for his side in their big derby game against Galatasaray at the weekend, a match which Fenerbache lost 2-1. Not happy with his dismissal for a second yellow [.

Ashley Cole’s Chelsea contract negotiation maintains his popularity with Arsenal fans

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When rumours surfaced that Ashley Cole had stalled over negotiations for a new contract at Chelsea, many were quick to claim that the defender's demands for a huge pay increase were to blame. Arsenal fans in particular will have shook their heads knowingly, after Cole stated in his autobiography that he almost crashed his car [.

Chelsea boss Andre Villas Boas goes a bit mad

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AVB craziness Last time Chelsea had a Portuguese manager there was usually a whirlwind of conspiracy theories and paranoia swirling around. But with Jose Mourinho at the helm it was usually created for the benefit of the club. Under Andre Villas Boas it seems the manager himself is the biggest victim.

Spain

Who was better: Real Madrid’s Galacticos or Pep’s Barcelona team?

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Two of the best teams to have graced not only La Liga but the world football stage are undoubtedly are the 'first' galacticos of Real Madrid and Pep Guardiola's Barcelona team of recent years. But which team exactly boasted the best possible squad? Starting with Real, huge fortunes were spent on the likes of Luis [.

Is Pep Guardiola really that good?

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This is something that's been in OTP's thoughts for a couple of seasons. But it's never really seemed appropriate to bring it up (what with Pep winning all trophies before him and everything). Given that he's announced that he's quitting as Barcelona boss at the end of the season, it suddenly seems more appropriate.

Michael Appleton

Five more managers shown the door in March as clubs look to beat the drop

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Panic has set in among many boardrooms over the past few weeks as chairmen roll the dice for the last time in the hope that a change in manager will be enough to turn fortunes around in the latter stages of the football season and in most cases, avoid relegation! March saw a total of [...]

The managerial merry-go-round steps up a gear in January

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The managerial merry-go-round has gone in to overdrive recently with no fewer than 11 managers across all four English divisions leaving their positions in the past five weeks. Nine of those were sacked whilst two resigned to fill vacancies elsewhere, making it a total of 13 clubs who have been searching for a new manager [.

Scotland

Celtic manager Neil Lennon charged after calling St Mirren player “a f*cking fanny”

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Oh Neil Lennon, such a sweet and mild-mannered manager! The Celtic boss is facing a possible three-match ban after being reported for swearing profusely at Jim Goodwin of St Mirren during their clash last weekend. After Goodwin made a challenge that Lennon did not like, the manager shouted: ""Well done Jim, you're a f**king hard [.

Gregg Wylde: Rangers saviour or man who spotted money-spinning free transfer to England?

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Rangers youngster Gregg Wylde has become the first player to leave the club as administrators Duff and Phelps look to cut the Ibrox wage bill. The midfielder has left without a pay-off after his offer to take voluntary redundancy was accepted. The 20-year-old has painted the decision as a pretty selfless one.

Liverpool

Why Liverpool could lose their grip on Luis Suarez

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Damage limitation is a strategy with which Liverpool are becoming increasingly familiar in their dealings with Luis Suarez. The striker's recent comments that if another team "with more prospects of competing in international club competition games" approached him "they are very welcome", will not only have put Europe's top clubs on high alert, but will [.

Liverpool still in need of a hangover cure from their massive summer of 2011

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'The Great Scouse Summer Splurge of 2011' as absolutely nobody calls it will be forever be remembered with heavy hearts by Liverpool fans. Armed with long promised funds from across the Pond, newly-appointed permanent manager Kenny Dalglish and his trusty director of football Damien Comolli waded into the murky depths of the transfer [.

English Premier League

Clubs hit panic button as eight Football League managers depart in February

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February may be the shortest month of the year but there was still more enough time for the Sack Race merry-go-round to gather pace. As the business end of the season draws closer, plenty of chairmen and owners were clearly getting twitchy during February, with a number of managers finding themselves out of work entering [.

Olympic medalist Tom Daley declares Manchester United’s Danny Welbeck the best diver in the Premier League

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Nov 2, 2012 | Football dive analysis number 4 Danny wellbeck by TomDaley1994 on Keek.com For years now Tom Daley's name has cropped up in reference to a shameless dive in the Premier League – a badge of dishonour for a piece of simulation good enough to give the precocious Olympian a run for [...]


Why Norwich keeper John Ruddy can rebuild the nation’s goodwill towards England

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When the England squad was announced last week, there was a tangible sense of indifference as the the whole country shrugged their shoulders. This is partly because there are a lot of familiar faces in the squad a generation that have proved more muddy copper than golden and also because the majority of [.

Is the Premier League’s dominance of the Champions League over?

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Chelsea remain in contention to progress in the Champions League by the skin of their teeth, but last night's 3-1 defeat to Napoli leaves English football staring down the barrel of not having a single representative in the quarter-finals. With Arsenal needing to climb a mountain against AC Milan, and Manchester United and Manchester City [.

International

Ballon D’Oh: FIFA’s annual Who’s Who list

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So, once again FIFA has drawn up its list of the 23 most famous footballers of the year, or the Ballon D'Or as they like to call it. At first glance it all seems rather straightforward. Lionel Messi? check. Cristiano Ronaldo? Check. Nearly half the players from Madrid or Barcelona? Check. Mario Balotelli?

Would David Beckham be in your Team GB Olympics squad?

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There are lots of markets available for people to bet on football and millions of pounds are spent this way every week. But never before has the betting market on whether a 37-year-old man will represent a scratch international football team in a competition that isn't particularly valued at the upper echelons of the game [.

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Garth Crooks’ latest Team of the Week formation

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Garth Crooks has become the new Mark Lawrenson in my eyes. I used to criticise Lawro's BBC website predictions on a weekly basis, but it became akin to shooting fish in a barrel. Now, Crooks' Team of the Week feature is the recipient of my rant. A couple of weeks ago we examined Crooks' decision [...

Garth Crooks demonstrates his tactical knowledge

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The BBC do pretty well to employ pundits that annoy us. Mark Lawrenson's predictions are dreadful, Alan Hansen is cripplingly negative and Alan Shearer is as boring as watching dry paint dry. Thankfully, they've managed to make it that little bit worse by allowing Garth Crooks to choose his team of the week in the [.

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Ability to swear on FIFA 13 does little for Respect campaign

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With players using Xbox Kinect able to interact with characters within their device, creators of FIFA 13 have decided to add a feature within the game whereby you can call the referee a w****r. That all seems wuite funny and twee until you remember that we have had a fairly high-profile court case recently in [.

Ability to swear on FIFA 13 does little for Respect campaign

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With players using Xbox Kinect able to interact with characters within their device, creators of FIFA 13 have decided to add a feature within the game whereby you can call the referee a w****r. That all seems wuite funny and twee until you remember that we have had a fairly high-profile court case recently in [.

Did Spartak Moscow’s Emmanuel Emineke receive the harshest ever red card?

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In an incident that could have given birth to the updated version of Spot the Ball, the referee in the Spartak Moscow v Zenit St Petersburg match at the weekend invited the crowd and TV audience to play Guess The Reason For The Red, a new game where we have to try and deduce just [...]


Joey Barton

Joey Barton’s new website attempts to explain away past actions

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If you didn't know that Joey Barton had a new website then apologies for raising your curiosity, but you will be able to guess what it is about: Joey Barton. At http://www.joeybarton.com/ you can read Joey's views on politics, culture, life at QPR and footballing matters in general. Latest blogs include his thoughts on the [.

Worst 5 Joey Barton tweets

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I would hope that it wouldn't surprise any of our readership that I am not a Joey Barton fan. His mock-philosophical guff makes me feel like vomiting, and the assumption that his opinions have more validity than the rest of us just because he used to be violent and has now apparently reformed makes my [.

Italy

Marco Verratti: Italy’s next big thing gets overshadowed by Zlatan at PSG

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Perhaps the biggest disappointment to come out after Italy's excellent showing at Euro 2012 was the news that talented young playmaker, Marco Verratti, has left recently promoted Pescara for the nouveau-wealth of Paris Saint German. Verratti has already been lazily billed as the next Andrea Pirlo, after the Juventus midfielder reminded the English media he [.

Marco Verratti: Italy’s next big thing gets overshadowed by Zlatan at PSG

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Perhaps the biggest disappointment to come out after Italy's excellent showing at Euro 2012 was the news that talented young playmaker, Marco Verratti, has left recently promoted Pescara for the nouveau-wealth of Paris Saint German. Verratti has already been lazily billed as the next Andrea Pirlo, after the Juventus midfielder reminded the English media he [.

The Rest

Football Mystery: Will Alan Curbishley ever work again?

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Hunting around the betting sites looking for the bookies' choices to be the new Manchester United manager this week, we were reminded that perennial vacant job dark horse Alan Curbishley is still out of work and featuring surprisingly high in some lists of contenders to replace Sir Alex Ferguson. Despite the fairly generous odds on [.

Harry Redknapp doesn’t want to spend money, QPR spend £35million on Christopher Samba

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He just can't believe his luck can he? After a period of time out of the game, Harry Redknapp is back doing what he knows best, spunking millions on footballers. It has been confirmed that alongside Loic Remy (fee of £8m, contract worth £18m), QPR have today signed Christopher Samba from Anzhi. The defender will [.

Alex Ferguson goes on a crazy rant about Newcastle

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Sir Alex Ferguson was not full of much Christmas cheer this morning, it appears. After the Manchester United manager was lucky to escape FA action after harassing Mike Dean and his officials during his side's home game against Newcastle, the Magpies' manager Alan Pardew suggested that Fergie was lucky not to be sent from the [.

Spartak Moscow striker Emenike blames form on team-mates’ jealousy

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Footballers are not know as the most humble bunch, and Spartak Moscow's Nigerian striker Emmanuel Emenike has done little to change that particular mindset. After hitting a run of good form last season, 25-year-old Emenike was linked with moves to Chelsea, Spurs and Juventus. However, as Spartak have struggled in the league this season so [.

ITV wow the audience with their FA Cup highlights

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We all know that ITV are fairly dreadful when it comes to football coverage, but this the first time we have seen one of their highlights shows in a while. With the start of the FA Cup proper, the channel produced it's highlights programme of the first round and, true to form, it contained some [...]


Jason Roberts will not wear ‘Kick It Out’ T-shirt this weekend

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Reading striker Jason Roberts has announced that he will not be wearing the customary 'Kick It Out' this weekend, after revealing his anger and disappointment at the lack of action from all quarters in tackling racism recently. The Grenadan striker spoke about his frustration that Kick It Out, despite promising much, have not shown the [.

A solution to diving: Senora Suarez, we’ve got a job for you

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A few high-profile diving incidents followed by the vacuum of the international break put 'simulation' at the top of the footballing agenda in recent days. Perhaps the most attention-grabbing piece of analysis on the subject was provided by Alan Hansen, who noted that Liverpool's Luis Suarez "goes down too easily".

Bournemouth Chairman in live radio swearing rant

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An interesting day to be a Bournemouth fan. Their side was beaten 1-0 at home by MK Dons, but that was very much the start of the craziness. Towards the end of the game rumours began to surface that the wife of the club's billionaire Russian owner had forced herself into the home changing room [...]


15 year old Jordan Ibe booked for going to see his mummy

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The law that rules that players must be cautioned for taking their shirts off is much-debated. Why should you not remove your shirt, is that big a deal? But the players know the rules, so why should we feel sympathy for them? The rule regarding entering the crowd to celebrate is easier to understand, because [.