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Rant Box: Everton v. Chelsea

The Offside - Chelsea 11 February @ 09:45 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Hey, at least this guy isn't going to torment us today.

Team news and the like from 2:30pm EST.

Team sheets
Everton

Howard; Neville, Heitinga, Distin, Baines; Donovan, Gibson, Fellaini, Pienaar; Cahill; Stracqualursi.

Rant Box: Chelsea v. Manchester United

The Offside - Chelsea 05 February @ 01:50 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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It looks like the forecast is clearing up in London. That still doesn't mean we'll play, but it's enough reason to have a rant at least.

Team news and the like from 2:30pm EST.

Team sheets
Chelsea

TBA

Manchester United
TBA

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Rant Box: Swansea City v. Chelsea

The Offside - Chelsea 31 January @ 01:57 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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JOSH. Fortunately, he won't be playing against us. Nevertheless, this is going to be hella difficult.

Team news and the like from 2:30pm EST.

Team sheets
Swansea City

Vorm, Rangel, Caulker, Williams, Taylor, Britton, Allen, Sigurdsson, Dyer, Sinclair, Graham.

Rant Box: QPR v. Chelsea

The Offside - Chelsea 28 January @ 01:15 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Football, thankfully, gets the attention today.

Team news and the like from 6:45am EST.

Team sheets
Queens Park Rangers

TBA

Chelsea
TBA

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Rant Box: Norwich City v. Chelsea

The Offside - Chelsea 21 January @ 01:47 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Oh, hey.

Team news and the like from 7:45am EST.

Team sheets
Norwich City

TBA

Chelsea
TBA

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Rant Box: Chelsea v. Sunderland

The Offside - Chelsea 14 January @ 02:02 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Rest up, Ram. We're going to need your services today.

Team news and the like from 9:45am EST.

Team sheets
Chelsea

TBA

Sunderland
TBA

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Rant Box: Chelsea v. Portsmouth

The Offside - Chelsea 08 January @ 01:02 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Should be a cracking atmosphere with this cat in town.

Team news and the like from 9:45am EST.


Team sheets
Chelsea

TBA

Portsmouth
TBA

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Rant Box: Fulham v. Chelsea

The Offside - Chelsea 26 December @ 12:13 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Bob will be in the house. We hope an impressive victory will be, too.

Team news and the like from 7:45am EDT.

Team sheets
Chelsea

TBA

Fulham
TBA

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Rant Box: Tottenham Hotspur v. Chelsea

The Offside - Chelsea 22 December @ 01:49 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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We'll touch on the latest news surrounding John Terry's current predicament very soon. For now, though, we focus on the massive contest at White Hart Lane. I don't think I'm overstating when I say this is going to be kind of epic.

Team news and the like from 2:45pm EDT.

Rant Box: Wigan v. Chelsea

The Offside - Chelsea 17 December @ 03:21 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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We need a win. This man needs a game.

Team news and the like from 12:15pm EDT

Team sheets
Wigan Athletic

TBA

Chelsea
TBA

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Rant Box: Chelsea v. Manchester City

The Offside - Chelsea 12 December @ 04:14 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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This should be pretty damn good. As you can see, Mario is dressed for the occasion.

Team news and the like from 2:45pm EDT.

Team sheets
Chelsea

TBA

Manchester City
TBA

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Rant Box: Chelsea v. Valencia

The Offside - Chelsea 06 December @ 02:03 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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The bums they are a squeaking.

Frank Lampard and Fernando Torres are on the bench for the defining match of Andre Villas-Boas' tenure at Chelsea thus far. Bold and correct decisions, will they pay off?


Architects

Team sheets
Chelsea

Cech, Ivanovic, Cole, Luiz, EBJT (c), Romeu, Ramires, Meireles, Mata, Drogba, Sturridge.

Rant Box: Newcastle v. Chelsea

The Offside - Chelsea 03 December @ 01:40 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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This should be interesting.

Off topic: Remember when these two were marauding down the flanks for us a few seasons ago? Awesome days.

Team news and the like from 7:30am EST.

Team sheets
Newcastle

TBA

Chelsea
TBA

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Rant Box: Chelsea v. Liverpool

The Offside - Chelsea 29 November @ 03:53 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Big match today. Get this kid some more pitch time, Andre. Josh and Romelu, too, while you're at it. How about a Salomon Kalou sighting? Maybe not.

Team news and the like from 2:45pm EST.

Team sheets
Chelsea

TBA
Liverpool
TBA

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Rant Box: Chelsea v. Wolverhampton

The Offside - Chelsea 26 November @ 02:24 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Mick probably would like to have Michael J. in midfield today. We'll take Styles and the three points.

Team news and the like from 9:45am EST.

Team sheets
Chelsea

TBA

Wolves
TBA

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Rant Box: Chelsea v. Liverpool

The Offside - Chelsea 20 November @ 02:03 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Not quite the titanic clash it was just a few short years ago, but still a fixture ripe with storylines and overall disdain. And, you know, we're kind of in somewhat desperate need of a signature win.

Let's have it, boys.

Team news and the like from 10:45am EST.

Rant Box: Blackburn v. Chelsea

The Offside - Chelsea 05 November @ 02:21 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Chelsea will be looking to create their own domino effect (goals breeding goals) this Guy Fawkes afternoon at Ewood Park. You can best bet Nando Torres remembers.

Team news and the like from 10:45pm EDT.

Team sheets
Blackburn Rovers

TBA

Chelsea
TBA

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Rant Box: Genk v. Chelsea

The Offside - Chelsea 01 November @ 01:32 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Chelsea look to respond from successive Premier League defeats in Belgium. Kevin De Bruyne, meanwhile, looks to enhance his already burgeoning reputation across Europe.

Teams
Racing Genk

TBA

Chelsea
TBA

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Rant Box: Chelsea v. Arsenal

The Offside - Chelsea 29 October @ 01:56 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Arsenal. Chelsea. Stamford Bridge. If the combination of those three fails to kindle a fire within, then, I don't know, you're not a football fan. Or a human.


A meeting of the minds

Teams
Chelsea

TBA

Arsenal
TBA

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Rant Box: QPR vs. Chelsea

The Offside - Chelsea 23 October @ 07:40 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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A long-dormant West London derby reawakens.

Team news to come.

Rant Box: Chelsea v. Genk

The Offside - Chelsea 19 October @ 12:18 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Chelsea host Racing Genk in the first ever meeting between the clubs tonight at Stamford Bridge. A win, like a Fernando Torres start, is expected, but not a given.

Team news and the like from 2:30pm EDT.

Rant Box: Chelsea vs. Everton

The Offside - Chelsea 15 October @ 08:03 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Can the Blues welcome back club football with a win against one of our most stubborn opponents?

It's Everton at the Bridge. Jack mentioned in his preview that we've not won against Everton in our last nine meetings. That has to end today.

Team news to come.

Rant Box: Internationals, 11 October

The Offside - Chelsea 11 October @ 01:00 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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A host of Chelsea players are in action today for their respective countries as qualifying for next year's European Championships comes to a close. Some, including Branislav Ivanovic, are in for a nervy couple of hours.

Rant it up on an international level right here.


Bane.

Rant Box: Internationals, 7 October

The Offside - Chelsea 07 October @ 02:06 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Chelsea players are in action across the globe today any number of international matches. Have a rant about their performance. Or, you know, a prayer about them returning to the club in one piece.


All smiles

Who's in the mix today?
Montenegro v.

Rant Box: Bolton v. Chelsea

The Offside - Chelsea 01 October @ 11:49 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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This young, confident man is expecting a start against his former part-time employers.

Team news and the like from 8:15am EDT.

Team sheets
TBA

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Rant Box: Valencia v. Chelsea

The Offside - Chelsea 28 September @ 01:08 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Hey Juan, enjoy yourself.

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Team sheets:
TBA

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Rant Box: Chelsea v. Swansea City

The Offside - Chelsea 24 September @ 12:47 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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This guy is happy to be back in the mix. We're happy to have him.

We shall be even happier if he can assist in a comfortable win.

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Rant Box: Chelsea v. Fulham

The Offside - Chelsea 21 September @ 12:49 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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The journey toward winning another one of these starts here.

Team news and the like from 2:30pm EDT.

Teams sheets:

Chelsea
Cech
Ferreira-Luiz-Alex-Bertrand
Romeu-McEachran
Lukaku-Kalou-Malouda
Sturridge
Substitutes: Turnbull, Bosingwa, Terry, Mikel, Lampard, Mata, Drogba.

Rant Box: Chelsea v. Norwich City

The Offside - Chelsea 26 August @ 11:02 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Ricky's excited about Norwich City returning to Stamford Bridge. Frankly, so are we.

Join us for team news and the like plus a good rant, of course from 10 a.m. (3pm GMT).

Rant Box: Champions League Draw

The Offside - Chelsea 24 August @ 09:17 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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The season gets more exciting tomorrow as the draw for the group stages of the Champions League takes place in Monte Carlo.

Just a reminder of how it works there are four pots. Chelsea are in the first pot. We get a team from each of the other pots. No one can draw a team from the same league.

Rant Box: Chelsea v. West Bromwich Albion

The Offside - Chelsea 20 August @ 01:30 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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The competitive home debut of Andre Villas-Boas' Chelsea is here.


I stole this from somewhere. Thanks.

Join us from 12:30pm EDT for team news and the like.

Rant Box: Stoke City v. Chelsea

The Offside - Chelsea 14 August @ 12:18 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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The season is here, my friends. Mount up.


Villas-Boas rides into Trentham.

Join us for team news and a good rant starting at 8:30am EDT (1:30pm GMT).

Preseason Rant: Chelsea vs. Aston Villa

The Offside - Chelsea 30 July @ 06:17 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Chelsea on a Saturday morning/afternoon (depending where you are). Just as it should be.

Somewhat sterner opposition awaits us today in Aston Villa for the Asia Trophy. Young Josh made his press conference debut yesterday, where AVB confirmed that he will play a part in the match today:

Petr Cech has also confirmed that he will be playing, so it will be nice to see him between the sticks again.

Preseason Rant: Kitchee SC v. Chelsea

The Offside - Chelsea 26 July @ 10:55 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Schlong in Hong Kong.


Anelka with a George Michael-esque pose

Yeah, the above phrase, from known lyrologist Christopher Bridges, is kind of lewd. Hey, at least I didn't use Bang cock in Bangkok when we were in Thailand. Area Codes, dude.

By now you should know that we're on the cusp of competing in our first organized tournament of the new season.

Preseason Rant: Thailand All-Stars v. Chelsea

The Offside - Chelsea 24 July @ 12:41 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Drogba is so fine. So fine.

Bangkok son. Our boys continue their trek through Asia today in the city of big, nasty, graphic dreams. Who do we play? A merry, talented band affectionately known as the Thailand All-Stars.

What do I know about them? Absolutely nothing.

Rant Box: Champions League Final

The Offside - Chelsea 28 May @ 10:46 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Because, you know, we need somewhere to discuss just how much we loathe these two teams.

I kid. But, yeah, this should be interesting. Can't believe I'm actually saying this, but, get it done Ferguson.

Rant Box: Everton v. Chelsea

The Offside - Chelsea 22 May @ 03:00 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Carlo to walk off the Goodison pitch this evening with a full-on John Bender swag and righteous fist pump to match. All this while Simple Minds blares over the public address. Hey, I can dream right?