I may be putting the cart before the horse a bit here, but there seems to be some worry about the extremely early start our squad will have to endure if we make it to the Europa League. Yet upon further examination, I wonder how many of the First XI, if not XVIII, will even be needed until August.

Michael Parkhurst will hope to see the field for Nordsjaelland in their Cup semifinal at Randers while Euan Holden and Hjorring look to earn much-needed points against visting Koge.

Ove Christensen, entrenador del Randers danés, perdió las formas con un periodista al que empujó e insultó en medio de una entrevista. La goleada sufrida por su equipo (0-4 ante el Brondy) y la situación de su equipo como farollillo rojo de la tabla, dejaron sentenciado al técnico.

Ove Christensen, entrenador del Randers danés, perdió las formas con un periodista al que empujó e insultó en medio de una entrevista. La goleada sufrida por su equipo (0-4 ante el Brondy) y la situación de su equipo como farollillo rojo de la tabla, dejaron sentenciado al técnico.

Welcome to international Scandinavians Behaving Badly Day.

Above is Ove Christenson, current coach of Randers, future winner of a suspension, fine and/or unemployment. As Randers teeters on the brink of relegation, they lost 4-0 to Brondby, so Ove teetered on the ledge of patience and then fell off.

There are a few things we want from footballers: good football and the occasional soundbite. Bout it. And checks, should they feel genesis.

Insight into their taste in music? Hardly. Must be like combing through a 14 year old girl's iPod looking at you, Cesc & Iker.

FC Copenhagen, one of the surprise Cinderella stories of the year, has turned in all their good karma for the bad variety: as their season is @#$%ing pointless, they'll have some fun by allowing the players to play DJ at the Parken during games through the remainder of the Danish season.