Daft quotes of the Week starring Merse, Wilkins, Dwight Yorke and more
Daft quotes of the Week "Everton are literally a bag of Revels" – PAUL MERSON "What do I like
about Spurs? The flairness" – DWIGHT YORKE "Every ball that is kicked, Martin O'Neill will be
literally kicking it" – DWIGHT YORKE "This young man has legs to die for" – RAY WILKINS ON
RAMIRES "Marlon King is as predatory as ever" – BOB HALL "United won't be talking visibly about
it" – GARY NEVILLE "Jay Bothroyd absolutely lambasts the ball" – SAM MATTERFACE "2-0 up with
three minutes to go and you c.
The week's daftest football quotes, plus Howard Webb stars in textbook
United launch Phil Jones action figure... or is it Mr Potato Head? Stoke v Spurs was exciting..
but there's no call for that, lino! Congratulations to reader Tom Smith, who spotted Howard Webb
(with a hair transplant) in his AQA Politics textbook.
The manager whose team bonding exercise involved killing a pig... plus the week's
daftest football quotes
DAFT QUOTES OF THE WEEK "England have players who can rattle anyone's feathers" – MICHAEL OWEN
"Belgium's not a hotpot of international football" – ALAN BRAZIL "This strikes me very much as a
friendly international" – GRAHAM TAYLOR, AT ENGLAND v SWEDEN "Nicky Shorey is the provider but
Shane Long has made this all on his own" – CHRIS KAMARA "Has England's win pampered over the
cracks?
Villa's cutbacks go too far plus wicked whistle and daft quotes of the week
The state of Mark Bosnich's head has been worrying observers for some time. This screengrab
(click the full screen button to see the pic properly) from a TV appearance suggests he's finally
done something about it.
The world's worst seat at football, plus Rooney's on-pitch stalker and daft quotes of
the week
QPR'S pledge to refund money to a season ticket holder with a restricted view of the Loftus Road
pitch has led to an internet campaign to find the world's worst seat at football.
Brum fans salute McLeish, plus Peter Pannu's pint pitfall, wicked whistle and daft
quotes of the week
Not quite sure how Birmingham fans feel about their former manager... (See pic above) **
Birmingham's acting chairman Peter Pannu was sadly absent from their triumphant Europa League
qualifier on Thursday night.
Doni beats Carra in car top trumps, plus wicked whistle and daft quotes of the
week
Reserve keeper Doni got a lesson in the 'Liverpool Way' this week when he pulled into the
Melwood training ground car park in a gleaming new red Ferrari. Second later, no-frills veteran
Jamie Carragher turned up in a Mini.
ITV has RoM and Arseblog's preview of this weekend's game.
Mark Ogden writes for The Telegraph about Owen Hargreaves' last chance.
The Daily Mail links United with Ashley Young.
F365 has the quotes of the week.
Today is the final day to receive a 10% discount on Eric Cantona Death From Above
t-shirts
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