It's like a contest. Try and guess the next banana peel NIGHTMARE APE WAYNE ROONEY, England's
Ambassador to Football and redemptive bicycle kick specialist, will throw into his own path. Will
he get a tattoo of Mike Tyson Chewing Evander Holyfield's Ear on his hairy back? (AHHHHNT: My guess
last time, which was admittedly wrong; instead he hashed opened a leg just to watch it bleed and
thereby abandoned his national side when most they needed him).
Like many other United fans, I'd laughed off rumours linking Wayne Rooney with a move away from
the club. Granted, it was odd that he had claimed that he'd never been injured, contrary to what
Sir Alex Ferguson had said in the press, particularly because we all saw him icing his injury after
coming off with an hour played against Bolton, but nothing too out of the ordinary and
certainly not a cause for concern.
I hope everyone had a great new year, but now their is work to be done and New Year'sÂ
Resolutions to be kept especially for Premiership sides and footballers...
10. Come to the realisation that you are not a ‘gangsta', far from it, you are a footballer
Visually we have You're boy, Ferdinand and Nigel Reo Cooker to prove my point.
A quick guide to Wazza's probable new lingo With a move to Spain looking increasingly on the cards
for Wayne Rooney, OTP decided to smooth any possible transfer to Real Madrid by helping Wazza with
a few key words and phrases that he might need in his new life abroad. 1. Prostituta Prostitute
(duh!
A quick guide to Wazza's probable new lingo With a move to Spain looking increasingly on the cards
for Wayne Rooney, OTP decided to smooth any possible transfer to Real Madrid by helping Wazza with
a few key words and phrases that he might need in his new life abroad. 1. Prostituta Prostitute
(duh!
Not much happens on Sunday generally, but there are a couple of big things going on in the wee
late hours of Saturday night (U.S. time) that bear commenting on.
First and foremost, a hearty "welcome back" to Special 1 TV. To call it the best internet soccer
show thing would be both accurate yet falling far short of the mark.
Wayne Rooney and his wife Coleen are currently in Prague. Coleen, 24, is in
Prague on a four-day modelling shoot for her new Littlewoods fashion collection. A source said:
"Wayne wants this trip to be like a second honeymoon. He is desperate to make it up to
Coleen and a break away is exactly what they need.
Recently Wayne Rooney was rocked with allegation of cheating his wife Coleen.
According to the Sunday Mirror, Wayne Rooney slept with £1000 a night prostitute, Jennifer
Thompson, whilst wife Coleen was pregnant with their son Kai.
The media were at it and soon rumors were that Coleen is seeking divorce from England star Wayne
Rooney.
David Beckham has vehemently denied allegations that he had an affair with a
$10,000-a-night prostitute – including a threesome. Ah, so that's why Wayne Rooney looks
up to him.
Irma Nici, 26, claims in US gossip rag In Touch that she had sex with Becks five times
in 2007.
The latest reports Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson is now thinking about dropping star
striker Wayne Rooney from his starting roster for their match against Everton tomorrow.
Ever since claims that Rooney met a prostitute while his wife Coleen was pregnant surfaced, the
24 year-old Man United hit-man has been the media hot topic.
It looks like Wayne Rooney is set to start for England in tonight's Euro 2012
qualifier against Switzerland, after the forward assured manager Fabio Capello
that he has the mental strength to play despite the swirling, prostitute-based allegations in the
gutter press that are enveloping his private life.
So...the Wayne Rooney affair. If you've been living under a rock (or as I had been over the
weekend, somewhere away from the internet), it was widely reported in the press that England's
talismanic striker had indulged in some extra martial business, with a prostitute, while his wife
was pregnant.
I got the Modern Toss book 'Work C'est La Merde' for my birthday in July and
about a quarter of the way through Drive By Abuser is 'considering' the newspaper reader:
'...I get it all online mate, not that I can be bothered most of the time, unless some
footballer's f*cked a prostitute or something, turns out they have, then I'm off to check the
latest, see you around yeah?
At 10.30 last night RoM posted up news that The Sunday Mirror would be publishing a
story in the morning which claimed Wayne Rooney had slept with a prostitute when his wife, Coleen,
was pregnant with their son Kai.
At around 11.15 last night, The Mirror had the story up on their website.
If reports in the Sunday Mirror and the News of the World are to believed, England and Manchester
United striker Wayne Rooney's marriage has run into rough weather after it was revealed that the 24
year old cheated on his pregnant wife Colleen with brunette prostitute Jennifer Thompson. The
Mirror states that Rooney, who paid Thompson [.
Not since Franck Ribery started his underage prostitute charity program has one footballer seen
his value drop so precipitously in such a short frame of time. From a staunch tag of somewhere in
the £40m in the summer to, well, that poster on the left.
Home to all the greats, also known as the second division in Northern Ireland.
Your whistle-stop guide to the latest Premier League arrivals Name: Ulises Davila Age: 20 Position:
Attacking midfielder Signed from: Chivas Fee: £1.75m Did you know? Davila benefited from the
recent Mexico national team prostitute scandal. He was called up to the Copa America squad after
eight players were suspended for bringing hookers to the team [.
Ten woman who allegedly slept with Manchester United and England star Rio Ferdinand have been
named. The list was compiled by a legal team determined to expose Ferdinand as a serial cheat and
blow apart his breach of privacy claim against a certain respected newspaper. Such allegation –
for that is what they are at [.
In the months leading up to and during the 2010 World Cup finals in South Africa, the French
National Team found itself and its players involved in numerous scandals. One of the most infamous
of those scandals involved allegations that Franck Ribery, Karim Benzema, and Sidney Govou had sex
with an underage prostitute.
Cottager's alleged toilet romp with other man The Mexico national team prostitute scandal rumbles
on with Fulham's Carlos Salcido now dragged into the mess. A transvestite went on Mexican TV
yesterday to claim that he had performed a sex act on the married, erm, Cottagers star in a hotel
bathroom. Yamille Herrera, 24, was asked [.
Cottager's alleged toilet romp with other man The Mexico national team prostitute scandal rumbles
on with Fulham's Carlos Salcido now dragged into the mess. A transvestite went on Mexican TV
yesterday to claim that he had performed a sex act on the married, erm, Cottagers star in a hotel
bathroom. Yamille Herrera, 24, was asked [.
Becks hooker allegations go to court David Beckham has hit-back at claims that he slept with a
prostitute in a five-page court document, according to the News of the World. It is five months
since £3,000-a-night call girl Irma Nici hit the papers claiming she had bedded the ex-England
skipper. In the documents, Beckham claims [.
So this popped up in my inbox this morning, courtesy of Major League Soccer's daily "Newsstand"
email.
Beckham ready for Philly crowd ThursdayBy Marc NarducciPhiladelphia Inquirer – October 5,
2010
After I had cleaned my monitor of the coffee spewed during the resulting spit take, I went looking
for the actual story, because MLS provides the text without a link.
The internet says David Beckham has initiated a lawsuit against In Touch
magazine; it was filed on Friday in Los Angeles County Superior Court, according to Radar.
Beckham's camp alleges "libel, slander and intentional infliction of emotional distress", mere
days after the gossip rag ran a cover story by prostitute Irma Nici, who claims she and another
prostitute slept with the former England captain, for hard cash, in the summer of 2007.
David Beckham's management company say they are taking legal action against a US magazine which
published claims the former England captain slept with prostitutes. This is a great move by Becks
who something like this definitely effects his family man image.
The company said in a statement the allegations in the weekly In Touch are "completely untrue
and totally ridiculous as the magazine was clearly told before publication.
Rattling the woodwork of the internet today... Fat Ronaldo likes to engineer situations which make
it look like he's having gay sex with his team-mates [Footy for the Soul] As if Germany needed any
more talented youngsters, they're now getting ones that England are entitled to [Daily Mail] David
Beckham rubbishes prostitute threesome reports [The [.
Rattling the woodwork of the internet today... Fat Ronaldo likes to engineer situations which make
it look like he's having gay sex with his team-mates [Footy for the Soul] As if Germany needed any
more talented youngsters, they're now getting ones that England are entitled to [Daily Mail] David
Beckham rubbishes prostitute threesome reports [The [.
Irma Nici, a 26-year-old former prostitute, claims to have carried on a steamy affair with
soccer superstar David Beckham, In Touch reports. The brunette beauty tells the magazine that
Beckham agreed to pay her $10,000 for one night of passion.
After an hour of foreplay, Nici says the two had sex for 15 minutes.
Dani Alves reinvents himself as a children's hair stylist [Dirty Tackle] A tactical assessment of how Bayern Munich demolished Barcelona [Zonal Marking] Lecce player Ousmane Dramè offers to pay a prostitute with an iPhone 5, reneges, gets stopped in his tracks by a transvestite [101GG] Pique channels Travolta [Pies] Aston Villa defender Ron Vlaar has [.
Milan owner and former Italian prime minster Silvio Berlusconi is on trail for having sex with
an underage prostitute and the latest revelations about his infamous "bunga bunga" parties will
likely add to your day terrors for a while.
Model Imane Fadil testified against Berlusconi on Monday, where she stated that the first time
she accompanied Berlusconi to one of his parties, he gave her €2,000 in cash and told her "don't
be offended.
Looks like Mario Balotelli's in the doghouse not only with Roberto Mancini but also with his
girlfriend, Raffaella Fico, after it has been alleged that he has had an affair with a
prostitute.
Balotelli had been with his Italian model girlfriend Raffaella Fico for quite some time now, and
in March manager Mancini suggested that the 2 get married, in order to settle the controversial
Italian striker down.
Sent off recently for referring to the referee's 'prostitute mother', Valencia's Adil Rami
(formerly of this infamous Lille contingent) said: 'I didn't think it was so bad. Everyone says
it.'
The staff here at Philly Union Talk (a webmaster, some writers, a Czech prostitute, and a stray
ferret that lives in the ducts), have been working long into the frozen nights for the last few
months to create a new and improved experience for PUT readers everywhere. 2011 will see the
launch of PUT 2.
Personally, I've never been much of a fan of Glen Johnson. I just have the
creeping suspicion that he has merely 'lucked out' throughout his entire career.
For example, he is currently England's first-choice right back.
Near pissed me pants I did when I heard that Chelsea, the Russian funded pretenders, announced they
would be coming to Asia next year to smile at their fans from afar and ask people to join their
supporters clubs, sign up for some magazine subscriptions and give a few lucky souls free tickets
to a game in Stamford Bridge.
Jenny Thompson, the woman who claims to have turned tricks for Wayne Rooney behind Coleen's
pregnant back (can you have a pregnant back?), doesn't always charge for sex, apparently. Oh.
