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Real Madrid: Theo Hernandez Performs Six Laughably Crap Kick-Ups At Bernabeu Presentation (Video)

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Theo Hernandez has recently become the first player for over 17 years to directly cross the breach between Atletico and Real Madrid by joining the latter in a contentious £20million deal.

As is the done thing, the 19-year-old full-back was unveiled in front of the cameras and a modest cluster of fans at the Bernabeu, whom he was asked to entertain with a few choice tricks and flicks.

Ibrahimovic presentation got a smidge out of hand

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Aside from the glass breaking, pitch invading and steward kicking that all took place during Zlatan Ibrahimovic's presentation at the Camp Nou yesterday, there was also a bit of a trouble for one very very dumb Real Madrid fan.

As you can see in the video above at the 0:42 mark, the kid with the cast on his arm is apparently a Real Madrid fan who gets in a fight with a chubby Barca supporter while those around him tear off his shirt.

20,000 turn up for Benzema's Real presentation

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Monday's presentation of Cristiano Ronaldo to a packed Santiago Bernabeu was always going to be a hard act to follow, so pity Karim Benzema who had to follow that circus in the same week.

According to Marca, with the stadium three-quarters empty, just under 20,000 came to the Santiago Bernabeu for the unveiling of Benzema, who hasn't really captured the imagination of Madrid's public like Ronaldo has.

If it continued…

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The presentation of Cristiano Ronaldo at the Bernabeu on Monday was, of course, completely ridiculous and over the top. We all know that. But what if it continued?

112′ Iker Casillas cries.

124′ Cristiano stares at himself on the big screen for a good 15 minutes, smirking and using every ounce of his limited will power to refrain from pleasuring himself.

CR9 unveiled, displays love for young boys

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Cristiano Ronaldo was presented to a crowd of 80,000 at the Santiago Bernabeu (ahem, twice as many that attended Kaka's presentation) and after saying a few words, they tossed the new #9 a ball for a bit of freestyling trickery he always seems so eager to show off. And after losing the ball a couple times and making some goofy faces, the newest Galactico is presented with a child sacrifice by a local woman.

Come in 'number 8!' Kaka is presented to the world

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50,000 fans turned up at the Bernabeu, last night to see Real Madrid present their second best signing, Kaka, to the world.

After the big presentation of Kaka to big fanfares by Florentino Perez, he was given the number 8 shirt which he held up to his adoring public which previously belonged to Fernando Gago, as he had wanted to trade up for the hallowed number 5 shirt which apparently is of special importance to the Argentinian.

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Dembele’s Barca presentation marred by Bartomeu jeers

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Barcelona (AFP) – French wonderkid Ousmane Dembele’s presentation as Barcelona’s newest star was overshadowed by the tense atmosphere surrounding the Catalan club as fans jeered and called for president Josep Maria Bartomeu to resign.

The 20-year-old became the second most expensive player ever after completing a 105 million euro ($125 million) deal that could rise to 147 million with add-ons from Borussia Dortmund on Friday.

D.C. United updates Buzzard Point stadium renderings before hearing

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Further Buzzard Point renderings before tonight's meeting.

Ahead of tonight's meeting in front of the D.C. Zoning Commission, D.C. United has submitted what is presumably their presentation to the Commission. Among the information in the presentation:

  • 19,000 total seats, which includes 14,700 general admission seats, 2,200 club seats and 2,100 supporters seats
  • Almost 19,000 square feet of retail space, 18,973, more than their planned team office space of 18,600

The presentation also includes isometric renderings to help illustrate some of the features of the stadium around the field:

More artwork will be shown later at the hearing (but if you are resourceful, can be found on the Zoning Commission's website now).

Photo: Lukas Podolski photobombs Arsenal team-mate Alexis Sanchez’s presentation

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@Podolski10 photobombs the @Alexis_Sanchez PFA Player Of The Month presentation #afc #poldi Stuart MacFarlane...

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Five Trends In Social Media

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MLS hosted a Business Summit in Columbus earlier in September, which offered a great opportunity for club and league employees to discuss ideas and align goals. Not surprisingly, social media was a hot topic of conversation, and I presented a session on trends we're seeing in the space. I've reworked them a bit from that presentation to make them more general and posted a similar list here.

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After spending hours in a darkened room, In The Stands' Rolly Pelovangu is now ready to bring his verdict on a game which is causing much furore in the gaming world: FIFA 2012. New year, new updates, better kits, newer stadiums and an overall revamp is what can be expected from the latest installment [.

Obama: Not awarding US bid for World Cup ‘wrong’

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WASHINGTON, DC — President Barack Obama says FIFA made the "wrong decision" in awarding the 2022 World Cup to Qatar over the United States. The U.S. Soccer Federation spent millions of dollars on its bid. Former President Bill Clinton was highly involved in the process and participated in the closing presentation.

FEATURE: Metal's '3 Minute Wonders' : Southend

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Metal and TAP - art groups in the Southend area - are offering 28 artists / creative practitioners the opportunity to work on presentation skills in a new five week programme. Each participating artist will be asked to create their perfect 3 minute presentation to convey the essence of their work or a particular idea or piece.

Good cop, bad cop

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Lescott: Hey, friend. Just sign the confession so we can all go home to our families. You're doing the right thing, you know. And I'm going to make sure your girl and your baby are safe.

Sylvinho: I will jam you up so hard, you'll be tasting Brylcreem for a week.

It all goes crazy at the end of Ronaldo's presentation

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After all the hype and drama of the Ronaldo presentation on Monday evening, it all got a bit too much for some Real Madrid fans who decided just a viewing of their new hero wasn't enough. They just had to get a touch of the man himself.

So on they came from all directions with the sole aim of getting to the Portugese maestro, with security guards forced into extreme measures to prevent them from reaching their destination.

Kaka becomes supporter number 540,000

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Kaka's official presentation as a Real Madrid player took place on Tuesday at the club's stadium in front of more than 40,000 enthusiastic fans.

However, Real Madrid have confirmed that before stepping onto the pitch to be presented, number one priority was for Kaka was to acquire the club's official supporter card, which gives several discounts and free access to training sessions, among other benefits.