Cutting through the exotic monikers of Premier League imports so you can judge the player, not the name West Ham have been looking like they would need some divine intervention to stop them being relegated to the Championship this season, and it turns out they have just the right man to provide this.

Cutting through the exotic monikers of Premier League imports so you can judge the player, not the name Well, strictly speaking you will know him just by his two first names but we have chucked one of his two surnames in for good measure. That's right, Jose Enrique Sanchez is Joseph Henry Sanctified.

Cutting through the exotic monikers of Premier League imports so you can judge the player, not the name This bloke admitted himself that he initially struggled with the pace of the Premier League. Firstly, we must admit we didn't notice him treading water on the White Hart Lane pitch. Secondly, now we have used the [.

Cutting through the exotic monikers of Premier League imports so you can judge the player, not the name If it wasn't for the Premier League Name Translator you would think the chap in the photograph above was flailing his arms around in a camp fashion for no apparent reason. But thanks to the good old [.

Cutting through the exotic monikers of Premier League imports so you can judge the player, not the name After a lay-off of Owen Hargreaves proportions, the Premier League Name Translator is back. First up is a South American footballer of French heritage (via Haiti). On the evidence we have seen see far, his stay in [.