Right then, whilst I'm here I might as well sort this shit out.

First things first, I WANT the game to be replayed. Having said that it would be an absolute travesty if FIFA ordered a rematch of the game, as it would set an extremely dangerous precedent in football whereby the result on the pitch isn't final.

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Okay, okay, they got away lightly on Sunday with Arsenal once again showing less bottle than an English penalty taker, but something at Upton Park concerned me.

Now I may be wrong (And correct me if I am) but I'm pretty sure, as Arsenal were 2-0 up, that odds on the match were scrolling along the billboards on the pitch.

Well it looks like the Middlesbrough Boo Boys have finally had their way, Gareth Southgate has been sacked as manager of Middlesbrough.

This is absolutely ridiculous. As a Middlesbrough resident (But not a fan) I know how completely fucking fair weather the fans there are.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

It isn't yet...

Reading some of this shit just makes my brain explode. How on Earth is Ken Bates Leeds' Chairman? He doesn't own the club? He doesn't know anyone who owns the club? It wouldn't suprise me if Leeds were actually owned by Harry Potter, or those fucking dogs playing cards in that picture.

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Hotter than Enrique Igelsias, It's Spanish football...

The big two just keep on winning as Villereal, Atletico Madrid and Valencia all drop points. Too early to tell but the traditional two Spanish-horse race is taking shape.

Deportivo La Coruna 1 0 Villarreal
Zaragoza 3 0 Getafe C.

Sol Campbell claims his decision to leave Notts County was based on his desire to make it to the World Cup. Apparently East Midlands Airport doesn't do a direct flight to South Africa.

The guy is an arse. Going there in the first place was a stupid move but to bottle it after one game is just pathetic.

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plains, but the goals are all coming from Barca. It's Spanish football...

Valencia 2 2 Sporting de Gijón

Real Madrid 5 0 Xerez CD

U.D Almeria 1 0 Getafe C.F

Athletic Bilbao 3 2 Villarreal

Zaragoza 1 2 Valladolid

Barcelona 5 2 Atletico Madrid

Málaga 1 2 Racing Santander

Osasuna 0 2 Sevilla

Deportivo La Coruna 2 3 Espanyol

RCD Mallorca 4 0 Tenerife

Valencia 2 2 Sporting de Gijón

A shock equaliser from Gijon in the last few minutes destroyed what I thought was a pretty sure win for Valencia at home.

Whilst doing my morning ritual of looking at pictures of WAGs, I came accross this brilliant Sky Sports article. Reading about Kaka's wife however stopped me mid-stroke (Sorry, mid-sentence)...

"Caroline Celico Kaka (6 World Cup Appearances for Brazil)

The 27-year-old Kaka married his 18-year-old childhood sweetheart Caroline Celico in 2005, you do the maths!

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More salsa than an Ol Del Paso sex party, it's Spanish football. This week's results (So far)...

Sevilla 4 1 Zaragoza
Espanyol 0 3 Real Madrid
Atletico Madrid 1 1 Racing Santander
Getafe C.F 0 2 Barcelona
Espanyol 0 3 Real Madrid
A solid performance from Real here.