I used to know a thing or two about women. But then I got married and am now coming to the scary, scary, scary realization that I may not know as much as I once thought I did.

But I do know this. Women DO NOT have this fantasy. They also do not have the one below...unless they have a thing for men whose hair is so bleached that the sun won't look into it for fear of blindness. Click to continue reading...

This is pretty funny. Andy Iro makes the cut for the starting eleven for the MLS' fattest. Of course, Sigi Schmid is uncontested in the battle to coach the squad.  Click to continue reading...

Bad at predictions Two - Zero Real Salt Lake Xango really works or, Shut out in Salt Lake Crew longballs: can't get it in That's what she said. Sigh. Click to continue reading...

Twelfth man plastic grass Schelotto commands midfield Rogers nets lone goal or: Salty lake of tears Yellow team victorious Hejduk removes shirt Click to continue reading...

Here are some links that I've come across in the last couple of days. I'm trying to dig into the web and find as much Crew related material that I can. If anyone has better video or pics or knows of a place to find them, let me know. I really want [...] Click to continue reading...