Real Madrid celebrated their 32nd La Liga trophy in the grandest way
possible last night glamour, fireworks, white confetti and an
opera show! You know it isn't a Madrid party unless Placido
Domingo proudly belts out the Madrid anthem in a Los Blancos jersey and the
Three Portuguese Musketeers get onto the microphone.
The part-time Balkan Gangster in football known as Zlatan Ibrahimovic has done
it again! After a post-match interview on Sunday following Milan's win over Lecce, he yelled "Cazzo
Guardi?" ("What the f**k are you looking at?") at an Italian journalist. Thankfully, said
journalist did not respond with : "il naso graciosa" (your funny nose) or hell would've
most certainly broken loose on the pitch.
Melbourne Heart of the Australian A-League have completed what Fox Soccer calls "a masterstroke"
by signing Brazilian playmaker Fred. Many Union fans will remember Fred as that guy who made a lot
of money and didn't live up to the hype before Carlos Ruiz arrived.
Four students from the Cortiva Institute School of Massage Therapy and Lengthy Names won an
essay contest to provide massage therapy to the Philadelphia Union.
"Hey Sepp, I'm going to squeeze the jelly from your eyes and have it on toast"
Sepp Blatter beefed up his group of FIFA advisers today adding the name of Shrek and Justin
Bieber to the already invited Placido Domingo, Henry Kissinger, and Johan Cruyff.
Asked about Shrek, the FIFA president revealed he liked nothing better than soaking in a hot tub
watching reruns of the plain spoken ogre fight the medieval forces of chicanery and corruption.
Just when you thought FIFA couldn't get any more bizarre Sepp Blatter has set about proving to FIFA
delegates that they made the right selection when they re-elected him as president by putting
together a crack ensemble to tackle corruption within the organisation. Blatter's very own A-Team
includes Johan Cruyff (outspoken football legend who does [.
In a bid to scrub the leeches from FIFA's grubby underbelly, president Sepp Blatter has
assembled a crack three-man advisory panel dubbed the 'council of wisdom' and, considering the
three men in question, it's hard to see anything other than glorious success.
Sepp Blatter calls on opera star to aid FIFA - originally posted on Soccerlens.com
FIFA president Sepp Blatter has asked Spanish opera star Placido Domingo to join a new advisory
committee set up to aid the decisions of FIFA itself. Domingo will join Dutch football legend
Johann Cruyff and former American secretary of state Henry Kissinger to sit on the ‘council of
wisdom' at football's main governing body.
Football's in rough shape. FIFA's corrupt. Sepp was relected. You can't seemingly go a day
without match-fixing allegations. And we're still dealing with
So FIFA is going about cleaning up the game with a panel of "wise men". They began with Johan
Cruyff, which is all good and well.
" I'll persuade the Israelis to give up Jerusalem if you come back to the hotel with me"
The corollary. Sepp Blatter, FIFA president for life!
Mohamed Bin Hammam is banned from all footballing activity for life as the FIFA ethics (now that
is an oxymoron) committee finds him guilty of bribery charges as feared but we all know who is
smiling through all this.
