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For those of you are brave enough to describe the above picture with words, it's caption
time!
Bonus points if you can find Lisandro in this picture.
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Just some random odds and ends for you to read as you bide your time waiting for Lyon's
Champions League clash with Liverpool.
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< Sid's Serious Captain-y Face.
If you're wondering why the captain's armband showed up on Cris last Saturday,
despite Sidney Govou also being on the pitch, it's because our dear (former?
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And the honor this week goes to Noemie Lenoir. If you have a favo(u)rite WAG you'd like to feature
in our weekly WAG column, you can email us on wedontknowfootballdotcom [@] gmail [.] com, twitter
us, or even thru facebook. Noemie Lenoir Fact File: Age: 30 Hometown:Essonne, France Claim to Fame:
Discovered at the age of 16, she has modeled [.
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USMNT midfielder 24 year old Stuart Holden sat down for a 1 v 1 Interview and I'm left
contemplating the douche/nottadouche conundrum more than ever.
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One is a rapper and the other is the Norwegian striker who plays for Aston Villa. Photoshopping by
Diego (Again Thank you!). If you have a lookalike you'd like to feature in our weekly lookalike
column, you can email us on wedontknowfootballdotcom [@] gmail [.] com, twitter us, or even thru
facebook Posted in Lookalikes, Outside Football, Pictures [.
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Beckham showed up for England looking rather shabby and looked more like he just got out of bed.
England won 3-0 and Becks was dubiously named man of the match but it wasn't as interesting as his
new beard. So what do you guys (and girls more importantly) think? Yay or nay? Posted in As Such,
Competitions, [.
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So Cristiano Ronaldo is set to replace David Beckham as the new "worldwide testimonial" for Emporio
Armani's Men's Underwear and Armani Jeans, starting from spring/summer 2010. Beckham more than
tripled Armani's turnover whilst adverts featuring 'goldenballs' sent men's egos crashing and
women's pulses soaring.
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With World Cup qualifiers about to take place, there isn't too much happening at club level. But
there are a few articles and updates that caught my eye.
The biggest news is the medical update on Bafetimbi Gomis. Two days ago at
Guingamp, Gomis collapsed during practice with the France squad.
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One is an American Singer/Songwriter and the other is a Croatian midfielder who plays for Tottenham
Hotspur. Photoshopping by Diego (Thank you!). If you have a lookalike you'd like to feature in our
weekly lookalike column, you can email us on wedontknowfootballdotcom [@] gmail [.] com, twitter
us, or even thru facebook Posted in LOLs, Lookalikes, Outside Football, [.
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ESPN Magazine's "Body Issue" hits US stands Friday and this year, the lads of DC United will be
featured along with USMNT and AC Milan defender, Oguchi Onweyu.
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I'm sure I read somewhere that Gerard Pique wasn't going to be doing any modelling deals and that
he was fully committed to his football career. Well it seems like he changed his mind... and I for
one do not mind one bit! I hope this won't be the last we see of pictures like [...]
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NOTW has revealed the real cause of the feud between former team-mates Emmanuel Adebayor and Robin
van Persie the Togolese striker took his team-mates' boots. At the end of last season, Adebayor
walked into the home changing room at the Emirates and scooped up his team-mates' boots up, as well
as kits into a bin [.
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Jens Lehmann was dropped by Stuttgart after attending Oktoberfest, hours after his team's defeat
against Cologne (2-0) in Bundesliga. Plus, Arsenal's former goalkeeper gifted his rivals the 2nd
goal by losing the ball outside the area. As we can see up there in the picture, Jens is smiling
(something suspicious in itself) next to his wife [.
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Lads, you can keep Lucy Pinder and Gemma Atkinson. This one is for those of us who appreciate a
good looking man along with our football. You won't see David Beckham, Cristiano Ronaldo, Sergio
Ramos, or Freddie Ljungberg in this list. I like dudes who look like dudes. White, Black, Latino,
and Asian.
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As one of the numerous Manchester United supporters in WDKF, I do try not to show too much
favouritism in my posts but I can't help myself posting this picture I found, which has
mysteriously emerged itself in the internet. As a disclaimer no, I didn't photoshop it and if I
did, I would have [...
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IMHO, I think Nike failed this season in producing a wearable training kit (Exhibits 1 and 2) or
tracksuit especially for Manchester United. Camman, United kit-man Albert Morgan looks like the
bee-girl from the Blind Melon's No Rain music video. Sure, this black/white tracksuit looks pretty
smart in the picture but combo it with a pair [.
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Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is unhappy with Manchester City boss Mark Hughes over the Emmanuel
Adebayor stamp on Robin van Persie incident last weekend. Hughes insisted that there was no malice
intention from striker but the FA has filed a charge for violent conduct. The Frenchman said, "You
ask 100 people, 99 will say it's very [.
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While the Premier League was buzzing about Emmanuel Adebayor's confrontation with Arsenal fans, AS
Roma midfielder Daniele De Rossi was involved in a confrontation of his own against AC Siena fans
in Sunday Seria A match which left the player in tears at the end of 90 minutes. It was reported
that Siena fans were singing [.
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IMHO, I think Nike failed this season in producing a wearable training kit (1, 2) or tracksuit
especially for Manchester United. Camman, United kit-man Albert Morgan looks like the bee-girl from
the Blind Melon's No Rain music video. And the other track-suit? Posted in LOLs, Lookalikes,
Outside Football, Pictures
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UEFA has overturned Eduardo da Silva's two-match ban for diving. The striker was initially
suspended after found guilty of diving to win a penalty in the Champions League qualifier against
Celtic late last month. A UEFA statement on Monday said: "Following examination of all the
evidence, notably the declarations of both the referee and the referees' [.
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Sir Alex Ferguson: "Caaammaaann! So what if I'm not French, I would make a great Musketeer. You can
be Aramis, Arsene is Porthos and since I'm the oldest, I can be Athos!" Arsene Wenger: "Ya, Mich.
He's cool but just don't go to Old Trafford. They'll call you names there." Michel Platini: "Oh,
mon Dieu.
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Robin van Persie claims that former team-mate and Manchester City striker Emmanuel Adebayor
deliberately stamp on him during Arsenal's 4-2 defeat at Eastlands. "I am sad and disappointed by
my former team-mate Emmanuel Adebayor's mindless and malicious stamp on me during today's match."
If found guilty by the FA, Adebayor could miss three matches [.
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Thanks to Katie for pointing out the similarities. If you have a lookalike you'd like to feature in
our weekly lookalike column, you can email us on wedontknowfootballdotcom [@] gmail [.] com,
twitter us, or even thru facebook. Posted in LOLs, Lookalikes, Outside Football, Pictures Tagged:
Jesus from Big Lebowski, Sotirios Kygiakos [.
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"Hey Nani, remember that Ronnie party? LOL, that girl has big fun-bags. THIS BIG. Ahh, sigh. I miss
Ronnie." Posted in Captions, LOLs, Pictures Tagged: Anderson
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In this week's episode of Prison Break, Sunderland new signing Michael Turner will be playing Don
Self and he's going to take down The Company. Thanks to Jess for emailing us this. If you have a
lookalike you'd like to feature in our weekly lookalike column, you can email us on
wedontknowfootballdotcom [@] gmail [.
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Although the EPL officially started 3 weeks ago, we have hardly been treated to any real football.
In fact, if you are a betting man, you'd try to avoid the month of August, because you don't know
where some of the players will be come the end of the transfer window. I say try very [...]
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John Terry: "That Becks is one good looking fellow, isn't he? Look at him, he's the closest thing
to a Roman God here. Sigh." Frank Lampard: "He's alright but you're a lot better looking than
Becks, JT. And between the two of you. your penalty slip was a lot more gracious than Becks'." JT:
"Awww, thank you [.
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