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Nike Unveil New 2013 England Home Kit In Full – It’s Definitely Growing On Us (Photos & Video)

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By Chris Wright

We've already seen the teaser photo earlier this afternoon, but Nike have now sent out a full wodge of photos of their new England strip for 2013, and here the bugger is in all its glory...

Here's a few choice lines from Nike's accompanying blurb.

Official: The New Nike England 2013 Home Kit – As Revealed By Jack Wilshere On Twitter (Photo)

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By Chris Wright

Like this kid, my England dream began here, so he was first in #theshirt – England's new kit from @nikefootball twitter.com/JackWilshere/s...

— Jack Wilshere (@JackWilshere) May 20, 2013

As revealed on Twitter by L'il Jack Wilshere himself, this here be the brand new Nike England shirt for 2013 following the end of the Three Lions' 50-plus-year association with Umbro.

David Beckham: This Is Your Hair (Photos)

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By Alan Duffy

At last, the crown-prince of English sport, David Beckham has finally decided to call it a day on what has been an incredible career, spanning such mighty clubs as Man Utd, Real Madrid, AC Milan, LA Galaxy, PSG and, of course, Preston North End.

However, as well as possessing a mighty fine right foot, Mr.

Juventus Launch Svelte New 2013/14 Home Kit, Take It All The Way Back To The 1980s (Photos)

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By Chris Wright

Juventus havelaunchedtheir new kit for next season and, yes, it's predominantly white with a healthy coverage of contrasting vertical black striations.

The subtle shift from this seasons design is in the detail, with the stripes trimmed down and thinned off in a nod back to the super smart kits Juve sported during the 1980s.

Olympique Lyon’s New 2013/14 Third Kit Is ‘Glow In The Dark’ (Photos)

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By Chris Wright

Here we have Lyon's new third strip for next season and, as well as beingimmenselysnappy, the shirt also features glow in the dark strips because...well, because why the hell not?

By day...

By night...

The luminescent design is apparently an homage to the city of Lyon itself, known to many as "The Capital of Lights" thanks to its famous annual Light Festival (or "LaFête des Lumières" if you'd prefer).

So Long Sir Alex, And Thanks For All The Hats! (Photos)

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By Chris Wright

What a legacy the man leaves behind...

So good it deserves to go in twice...

Say what you want about the man, but boy-howdy could he pull off a hat with panache!

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Liverpool 1-0 QPR – Coutinho Shines As Carragher Says Goodbye To Kop (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

Liverpool 1-0 Queens Park Rangers Premier League 19th May 2013

Brazilian imp Philippe Coutinho was once again the star of the show for Liverpool, with the schemer netting a superb long-ranger goal to secure a 1-0 win for the Reds.

Jamie Carragher was making his final appearance for Liverpool and almost topped it with a wonder striker, only for the effort to come back off the post.

Chelsea 2-1 Everton – Blues Cement Top Three Finish As Rafa Reign Ends In Victory (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

Chelsea 2-1 Everton Premier League 19th May 2013

Rafa Benitez's eventful reign as Chelsea's 'interim' boss finished at Stamford Bridge with a win which saw the Blues secure automatic qualification for next season's Champions League.

Juan Mata opened the scoring early on, only for Steven Naismaith the level the scores soon after.

Tottenham 1-0 Sunderland – Bale Screamer Not Enough As Lilywhites Miss Out On Top Four (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

Tottenham Hotspur 1-0 Sunderland Premier League 19th May 2013

Gareth Bale produced yet another magnificent long-range strike to secure a late win for Spurs against Sunderland at White Hart Lane, but even that slice of genius wasn't enough to secure a Champions League berth next season.

David Beckham Bursts Into Tears After Being Substituted For The Final Time (Video & Photos)

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By Chris Wright

It all got a bit emotional at the Parc des Princes yesterday evening when, come the 82nd minute, David Beckham's number came up and the 38-year-old veteran shuffled off the pitch one last time and away into retirement.

Paris Saint-Germain's game against Brest was temporarily halted for several minutes as a tearful Beckham thanked his teammates (most of whom had died their hair red, white and blue in tribute to their British cohort) on the way off, hugging it out with every single person on the PSG payroll before finally taking his place on the bench.

Adidas Launch New Nitrocharge Boots – Perfect For Players With #TheEngine (Photos)

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By Chris Wright

Hark 'ere at the all new Nitrocharge boots, which join the f50s, Predators and adiPures as Adidas' fourth boot line in their current range specifically designed players with "an engine": think Dani Alves, Daniele De Rossi and Javi Martinez (who are all signed up to wear the Nitrocharge as and when it rolls out).

Reading 0-2 Man City – Citizens Too Good For Royals As Post-Mancini Era Begins (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

Reading 0-2 Manchester City Premier League 14th May 2013

Brian Kidd may not rock a scarf as elegantly as Roberto Mancini, but the Man City stand-in boss did oversee a comfortable 2-0 win at the Madejski on Tuesday night.

Sergio Aguero bagged the opener on 40 minutes with Edin Dzeko making it 2-0 just before the end.

Stoke Players Cover Michael Owen’s Car In Eggs And Flour As Little ‘Going Away’ Present (Photos)

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By Chris Wright

What with his retiring at the end of the season, the Stoke lads organised a little 'going away' present for Michael Owen before yesterday's game against Tottenham coating his Merc in a rich, thick batter of eggs and flour...

According to the man himself, Dean Whitehead, Glenn Whelan and Robert Huth are the main suspects.

Fulham 1-3 Liverpool – Super Sturridge Stuffs Whites At The Cottage (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

Fulham 1-3 Liverpool Premier League 12th May 2013

Daniel Sturridge became the fastest Liverpool player to 10 goals in Premier League history after netting a fine hat-trick at Craven Cottage on Sunday.

Dimitar Berbatov may have opened the scoring, but the Reds dominated for large periods of the game with Sturridge and the superb Philippe Coutinho running rings around the Whites' backline.

QPR 1-2 Newcastle – Magpies Safe For Another Season After Hard-Fought Loftus Road Win (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

Queens Park Rangers 1-2 Newcastle United Premier League 12th May 2013

Newcastle finally secured their place in next season's Premier League after a hard-fought win at a tense Loftus Road.

Both 'Smiling' Jose Bosingwa and 'Tweeting' Stephane MBia were booed from the off by the Hoops faithful and were eventually subbed off at half-time, the poor dears.

Sunderland 1-1 Southampton – Saints Safe After Draw At The Stadium Of Light (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

Sunderland 1-1 Southampton Premier League 12th May 2013

A hard-fought draw at the Stadium of Light on Sunday saw Southampton all but rubber-stamp their place in next season's Premier League while Sunderland should survive should Wigan fail to win at Arsenal on Tuesday evening.

Norwich 4-0 West Brom – Baggies Battered As Canaries Soar To Safety (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

Norwich City 4-0 West Bromwich Albion Premier League 11th May 2013

Norwich secured their Premier League status for another season after a thumping 4-0 mauling of West Brom at Carrow Road.

Robert Snodgrass opened the scoring in the first-half against a feeble West Brom side, with second-half goals from Grant Holt, after a right clanger from Ben Foster, Gareth McAuley (OG) and Jonny Howson (with a superb curling effort) earning the home side a deserved victory against a Baggies side who looked utterly jaded and bereft of a spark.

Stoke 1-2 Tottenham – Lilywhites Leave It Late Against 10-Man Potters (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

Stoke City 1-2 Tottenham Hotspur Premier League 11th May 2013

Spurs kept up the pressure on Arsenal in the race for the Champions League, courtesy of a late winner from ex-Gunner Emmanuel Adebayor at the Britannia.

Steven N'Zonzi had given the Potters an early lead but a Clint Dempsey equaliser (after some dreadful defending) followed by a Charlie Adam sending off early in the second half set up an exciting finale.

FA Cup: Man City 0-1 Wigan – Final Joy For Latics As Citizens Flop At Wembley (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

Manchester City 0-1 Wigan Athletic FA Cup Final 11th May 2013

As Chris already said, Wigan's 1-0 Cup final victory was no fluke, with the Latics thoroughly deserving of the win against a strangely lacklustre City side.

Anyway, enough of my yackin' have a gander at the highlights and photos.

The Black-And-White Years: The Chaos, Crowds And Confusion Of The 1923 ‘White Horse’ FA Cup Final At Wembley (Photos)

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By Chris Wright

This year marks the 90th anniversary of the first FA Cup Final to be played at Wembley or the Empire Stadium as it was then known when Bolton Wanderers met West Ham on 28th April, 1923.

The madness began three-and-a-half hours before a ball was kicked, as thousands upon thousands of fans swarmed into the stadium and out onto the pitch.

Man City 1-0 West Brom – Dzeko Strike Secure Champions League Berth For Citizens (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

Manchester City 1-0 West Bromwich Albion Premier League 7th May 2013

Last season's Premier League champs Man City were already pretty much assured of a place in next season's Champions League anyway, but against West Brom on Monday night, Roberto Mancini's men rubber-stamped their Big Cup berth.

Around The Grounds: Griffin Park, Home Of Brentford FC

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By Chris Wright

With Brentford squeaking through to the League One play-off final with a penalty shoot-out victory over Swindon yesterday, we thought we'd mark the occasion by giving the ground that played host to The Bees' dramatic semi-final victory the "photo essay" treatment.

Jose Mourinho Spotted In Ikea Buying €200′s Worth Of Boxes And Tape – Whatever Could It Mean?

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By Chris Wright

The following photo has been circulating over the past few hours, appearing to show Real Madrid coach Jose Mourinho and this is the point where you may want to find something leathery to bite down on or ingest some particularly strong anti-depressant medication IN IKEA, POSSIBLY BUYING BOXES, TAPE AND/OR OTHER MISCELLANEOUS PACKING MATERIALS.

Man Utd 0-1 Chelsea – Blues Close In On Champions League Spot After Old Trafford Victory (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

Manchester United 0-1 Chelsea Premier League 5th May 2013

Juan Mata may not have picked up any player of the year gongs this season, but the Spanish schemer has undoubtedly been one of the top tier's top performers this season. And at Old Trafford on Sunday, the playmaker was key to his side's vital victory.

Liverpool 0-0 Everton – Toffees Set To Finish Above Reds After Anfield Stalemate (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

Liverpool 0-0 Everton Premier League 5th May 2013

Five points now separate Everton (in fifth place) from rivals Liverpool and with just two games remaining for each side, the blue half of Merseyside look set to finish above their neighbours.

West Ham 0-0 Newcastle – Magpies Still In Danger After Goalless Draw At The Boleyn (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

West Ham United 0-0 Newcastle United Premier League 4th May 2013

Alan Pardew's Anglo-French Magpies remain in serious danger of the drop after playing out a goalless draw against West Ham on Saturday.

Fabricio Coloccini was back in defence for the Magpies and the Argentinian did help his side to a clean sheet.

Swansea 0-0 Man City – Stalemate At The Liberty In End Of Season Stroll (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

Swansea City 0-0 Manchester City Premier League 4th May 2013

The Liberty Stadium played host to a rather limp end of season clash on Saturday with Man City failing to find a way past Michel Vorm in the Swans' goal.

Edin Dzeko had a marvellous chance late on to snatch the win but missed with the goal gaping from no more than four yards.

West Brom 2-3 Wigan – Macca The Match-Winner As Latics Boost Survival Hopes (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

West Bromwich Albion 2-3 Wigan Athletic Premier League 4th May 2013

He of the tricky dribbling and knee-high assaults, Callum MacManaman, proved the match-winner for Wigan on Saturday, with the wideman's late winner at the Hawthorns keeping the Latics' hopes of survival very much alive,

The Latics had twice found themselves to the Baggies, with Aruna Koné cancelling out Shane Long's first-half strike and then James McArthur leveling the scores again for Roberto Martinez's men after Gareth McAuley had put the Baggies ahead again on 50 minutes.

Norwich 1-2 Aston Villa – Angel Gabriel Fire Villans Towards Safety (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

Norwich City 1-2 Aston Villa Premier League 4th May 2013

Gabi Agbonlahor has kickstarted his own season in recent weeks and in doing so, the fleet-footed attacker has also helped his side move closer to securing their top tier status for another season.

Fulham 2-4 Reading – Relegated Royals Perk Up At The Cottage (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

Fulham 2-4 Reading Premier League 4th May 2013

Nigel Adkins finally got his first taste of victory with Reading after 11 games, courtesy of a rather strange 4-2 win at Craven Cottage.

Five of the goals in the game came in an action-packed 21 minutes in the second half after Hal Robson-Kanu had put the Royals 1-0 up on 12 minutes from the penalty spot.

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Europa League: Benfica 1-2 Chelsea – Blues Make History After Hard-Fought Win In Amsterdam (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

Benfica 1-2 Chelsea Europa League 15th May 2013

In lifting the Europa League trophy in Amseterdam last night, Chelsea became the first side ever to hold both that title and the Champions League title at the same time.

Branislav Ivanovic was the goal-hero for the Blues, heading home at the death from a Juan Mata corner to secure a win which came despite Benfica having the majority of the best chances.

The Black-And-White Years: 12 Great Vintage Photos From The Inter-Cities Fairs Cup (Europa League’s Granddad)

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By Chris Wright

Before the Europa League was the UEFA Cup, and before that came the Inter-Cities Fairs Cup so called as the competition was originally designed to promote trades fairs across the continent and, as such, was solely contested by teams from European cities which hosted trade fairs.

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Match Photos: DC United at FC Dallas

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Matt Visinsky's excellent match photos are once again available for your enjoyment.

Match Photos: Portland Timbers at FC Dallas

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Once again the excellent match photos of Matt Visinsky. Enjoy.

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SPANISH CUP FINAL | ATLETICO DE MADRID - REAL MADRID TEAM PHOTOS

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Manic Scenes In Paris As Skirmishes Break Out While PSG Fans Celebrate Ligue 1 Title (Photos)

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By Chris Wright

PSG fans gathered en masse to help their boys celebrate the club's first Ligue 1 title since 1994 in the shadow of the Eiffel Tower on the Trocadero which, according to L'Euipe, ended in over 30 injuries, 21 arrests and many, many Euros' worth of damage being caused as the celebrations descended into riots as the evening wore on.

OTP Rebounds: Chelsea mugs, Bolton vs West Ham FA Cup final images and Liverpool legend’s managerial bow

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Get your 'Chelsea Mugs of the Roman Empire' commemorative mug [101GG] Ever wanted to play 'Where's Wally?' with a slightly disturbing Phil Thompson twist? Here's your chance [Lurking Thommo] Great photos of the first FA Cup final, which took place between Bolton and West Ham 90 years ago [Dirty Tackle] Legendary Liverpool ball-crusher Phil [.

It turns out David Moyes, Leighton Baines and Marouane Fellaini don’t hang out that much at Everton

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That's the only reason we can think of that would make sense of The Sun's bizarre dodgy Photoshop work this morning. There must be no photos of the three of them together for this to be the best option. The story to accompany this fine digital trickery is that David Moyes plans to raid Everton [...]

Reginald D Hunter Mocks Farcical PFA Racism Outcry With Brilliant Photos Of The ‘Horrible Aftermath’

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By Chris Wright

You no doubt heard that Reginald D Hunter a professional comedian whose last five Edinburgh festival shows have all had the word 'nigger' in the title caused "outrage" at the PFA awards gala on Sunday night when a room full of middle-class white peopleharrumphedin unison when he used the 'N' word in his set a few times.