By Ollie Irish
The royal penis is clean, er, perhaps not as big as those ads had led us to believe...
If your Italian is not so good, the story is as follows: Elena Di Cioccio, a reporter for Silvio
Berlusconi's Uno station (yes, Berlusconi also owns AC Milan, Beckham's current home), wanted to
see if Becks was really packing Dirk Diggler-heat downstairs, as all those pants ads suggest.
The new Italy home shirt for the 2010 World Cup hasn't officially been unveiled yet, but the
above photograph shows a close-up of how the modern Puma shirt looks.
The new Italy soccer jersey is blue with red, white and green accent colors. The Azzurri shirt
features a unique and trendy collar design with two different v-necks cut into the collar of the
shirt.
Photos of the Holland away football shirt for the 2010 World Cup have been leaked. The new shirt
design for the Netherlands is white in color with blue trim and features a red and white chevron
design on the front of the shirt.
Designed and manufactured by Nike, the Dutch away football shirt features a blue v-neck collar
and has the Holland flag sewn in to the back of the collar.
Thanks to everyone who's been sending in photographs and videos of the snow. We've had scores of
pictures and we're keen for more, so please keep emailing them to
longpier@gmail.com
and the best will appear on the site.
A brand new competition has been launched to find Southend's most attractive, charismatic, charming
and intelligent woman.
The inaugural 'Miss Southend-on-Sea' 2010 will pit around 300 girls against each other to win the
coveted crown.
The winner of the competition will go on to compete at the prestigious 'Miss England' event later
in the year - and the winner of that will represent our country at 'Miss World'.
