By Ollie Irish

The royal penis is clean, er, perhaps not as big as those ads had led us to believe...

If your Italian is not so good, the story is as follows: Elena Di Cioccio, a reporter for Silvio Berlusconi's Uno station (yes, Berlusconi also owns AC Milan, Beckham's current home), wanted to see if Becks was really packing Dirk Diggler-heat downstairs, as all those pants ads suggest.

New photos of the USA World Cup home shirt have been revealed in advance of the upcoming official release by Nike.

No new surprises here, but it's interesting to see new close-ups of the shirt as well as different pictures to see if the shirt design grows on you. For me, it does.

After plenty of speculation and faked designs, Arsenal has officially revealed photographs of their new football kit for the 2010-11 season.

As revealed two days ago, Arsenal's new home shirt is a classic retro design that is very reminiscent of the same shirt that Arsenal won the 1970-71 double in.

The number of leaked photographs of Manchester United's new home jersey for the 2010-11 season continues to increase. And now four new photos have been leaked by FootballShirts.com website.

In the new close-up pictures, we get to see more detail than ever before of Man United's new home shirt.

The above photographs feature Chelsea celebrating their third league title in six years. The Blues won in triumphant style and now look forward to this Saturday's FA Cup Final against Portsmouth where they have the opportunity to win the double.

More pictures after the jump.

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1. Congratulations Chelsea, 2009-10 Premier League Champions
2. ESPN2 TV Ratings For 2009-2010 English Premier League: Aug to Jan
3. 2009-2010 Premier League Table Predictions

Photographs of what appears to be Chelsea's new away jersey for the 2010-11 season have been leaked on the Internet.

The images of Chelsea's new away shirt feature a black top with gold trim. Designed and manufactured by Adidas, the new Chelsea away jersey features a tartan-like design on the shirt which is slightly consistent with the design of Chelsea's third jersey for the 2010-11 season.

Today nude cell phone photographs of U.S. Soccer Federation President Sunil Gulati surfaced on the internet.

Although the story behind the photos have not yet been confirmed, credible reports have emerged that they were originally sent to manager Jurgen Klinsmann in Gulati's failed effort to lure him to coach the U.

Photos of Spain's new home and away jerseys have been leaked on the Internet. The photographs reveal the new designs which feature a gold star above the crest of Spain as well as the World Cup champion shield in gold.

The neck features the inscription, "2010 World Champions."

Spain's new home shirt itself features a red shirt with yellow and blue trim.

The new Italy home shirt for the 2010 World Cup hasn't officially been unveiled yet, but the above photograph shows a close-up of how the modern Puma shirt looks.

The new Italy soccer jersey is blue with red, white and green accent colors. The Azzurri shirt features a unique and trendy collar design with two different v-necks cut into the collar of the shirt.

Now that you've seen it, no doubt you'll want to order one in your favorite club's colors.
Lucky for you, the great @hoover_dam directed us to the manufacturer's website today on Twitter!
Understand I'm not making fun of the individual in the above photographs. Anyone brave enough to wear that outfit in public in the name of supporting their football club deserves a lot of respect.

A few years ago I visited Cathkin Park and took some photos but then thought I'd lost them; although recently when changing computers I found these so thought I'd post.

As it's Wikipedia article states "The park contains the site of the first Hampden Park (now the Hampden Bowling Club), whilst the second Hampden Park (New Cathkin Park) is just across the Cathcart Road" Queen's Park played here for 19 seasons (when it was called Hampden Park) before they moved (to what we now know as Hampden Park) and Third Lanark moved in in 1903.

New photographs of the Manchester United home jersey for the 2010-11 season have been leaked on the Internet.

Both images provide close-ups of what the new Man United home shirt looks like. The now familiar retro look continues to grow on me. It's simple but beautiful. The traditional white collar is a nice touch as well as the white stripe down the arms.

After what began as a brilliant start for England after Steven Gerrard scored the opener in three minutes, it looked as if it was going to be England's night. But the US battled back, were fortunate that Robert Green spilled the ball into the net. And the rest is history.

At EPLTalk.

New photographs of Newcastle United's away and third kits for the 2010-11 season have been revealed.

The new Newcastle United kits are designed and manufactured by Puma. The away shirt, pictured below, is blue with white trim. While the shirt is well designed, I'm not a big fan of where the Puma logo is positioned on the shorts.

By Clemente Lisi - NEW YORK, NY (Jun 30, 2010) US Soccer Players -- The story of how the USA stunned England 1-0 at the 1950 World Cup in Brazil has been told countless times. The game winning goal by Joe Gaetjens off a pass from Walter Bahr is forever immortalized in sepia-toned photographs taken that day in Belo Horizonte, along with the subsequent celebration of the US team by Brazilian fans.

Congratulations to Spain on winning the 2010 World Cup after beating Netherlands 1-0 in extra time after a goal by Andres Iniesta.

Here are photographs from this historic day in World Cup history where Spain has won the World Cup for their first time and where they are current holders on both the World Cup and European Championship.

It was a long and tense World Cup Final. Spain kept on creating chances up front and rifling shots after shots at the Netherlands, but the Dutch kept the Spaniards out of the game until late in extra time. It only seemed like a matter of time before Spain would score, and score they did with a well-taken goal by Andres Iniesta.

Aston Villa today launched their new home and away jerseys for the 2010-11 season.

The biggest talking point about the home jersey is that they have the same sponsor as Fulham, which means they also have the same annoying tag line displayed on the front of their shirts. Ugh!

As for Villa's away jersey, it appears to be charcoal in color with claret and blue trim while the sponsor's name is highlighted in red.

Chelsea has officially unveiled their away jersey for the 2010-11 season. And boy is it horrid.

We first saw leaked pictures of Chelsea's away shirt yesterday. And while we weren't sure 100% whether the pictures were real or not, we got confirmation today that they are. The shirt colors remind me of a popular (but disgusting to taste) chocolate treat in the United Kingdom called Terry's Chocolate Orange.

Photographs have been leaked of what appears to be either Manchester City's new away or third jersey for the 10-11 season.

Designed by Umbro, the dark blue shirt with sky blue trim definitely exudes a confident and appealing design that accentuates the Manchester City crest and the three gold stars above it.

Manchester United will officially unveil their new away jersey for the 2010-2011 Premier League season on Wednesday, August 4th. Designed and manufactured by Nike, the jersey is white with red and black trim and features a chevron designed on the shirt's shoulder and sleeves as well as the new sponsor's name on the front of the shirt.

Click here to see lots more photographs taken by Prapojs @ Bangkok FC vs Thai Port.
www.thaiportfc/blogspot.com

A few years ago I visited Cathkin Park and took some photos but then thought I'd lost them; although recently when changing computers I found these so thought I'd post.

As it's Wikipedia article states "The park contains the site of the first Hampden Park (now the Hampden Bowling Club), whilst the second Hampden Park (New Cathkin Park) is just across the Cathcart Road" Queen's Park played here for 19 seasons (when it was called Hampden Park) before they moved (to what we now know as Hampden Park) and Third Lanark moved in in 1903.

Photos of the Holland away football shirt for the 2010 World Cup have been leaked. The new shirt design for the Netherlands is white in color with blue trim and features a red and white chevron design on the front of the shirt.

Designed and manufactured by Nike, the Dutch away football shirt features a blue v-neck collar and has the Holland flag sewn in to the back of the collar.

Thanks to everyone who's been sending in photographs and videos of the snow. We've had scores of pictures and we're keen for more, so please keep emailing them to longpier@gmail.com and the best will appear on the site.

Follow Chelsea FC? Join the Chelsea Gate 17 group ... Gate 17 is the fabled entrance to the Mathew Harding Upper Stand home to the likes of Seagull, Roper, Young Dave, Ossie, Marco, Baby Gap Brian, Ugly John, Big Chris, Lemon ... all the characters associated with books written by Mark Worrall.
Other Gate 17 notables include Chelsea historian Rick Glanvill and Dave 'Stamford' Chidge of Chelsea Football Fancast fame.

A brand new competition has been launched to find Southend's most attractive, charismatic, charming and intelligent woman.
The inaugural 'Miss Southend-on-Sea' 2010 will pit around 300 girls against each other to win the coveted crown.
The winner of the competition will go on to compete at the prestigious 'Miss England' event later in the year - and the winner of that will represent our country at 'Miss World'.

It's one of the fastest growing Facebook groups in the south-east, and now Longpier.com is its official news source.
The 'Southend-on-Sea' page has more than 33,000 fans and is getting bigger every week.
A mixture of ex-pats and current residents are fans of the page, which also features polls, photographs, links, discussion and events sections.

I'm really proud to announce that EPL Talk has just launched a brand-new iPhone app today. If you're a regular reader of this site and you own an iPhone app, it's definitely a must-have.

The EPL Talk iPhone app features:

• The latest blog posts (updated as soon as new articles are published),
• A comments feed (updated whenever someone adds a new comment to any thread),
• The latest episodes of the EPL Talk Podcast (updated daily),
• The latest Premier League-related news items from the EPL Talk Twitter feed (updated throughout the day), and
• EPL Talk's Flickr feed, which is updated whenever there are new Premier League-related photographs uploaded to the EPL Talk Flickr account.

From the British Film Institute, a short film about the 1921 ban against women playing football:
You can watch another film about this period in English women's football history - a compilation of early film footage and photographs documenting the background for the Dick, Kerr's Ladies football team.

A new photograph of Brazil's away soccer shirt for the 2010 World Cup has been revealed featuring Robinho wearing the blue and yellow shirt (see picture above).

Designed and manufactured by Nike, the away Brazil football shirt is blue in color and features a round collar and yellow trim.

Here is a photo taken by Prapojs at yesterday's SHB Da Nang vs Thai Port AFC Cup fixture. To see more match photographs click here.
www.thaiportfc/blogspot.com

Nike today officially launched the new US home shirt for the 2010 World Cup at a media event in New York City which featured Walter Bahr, the legendary American soccer player who played in the 1950 match against England when they won 1-0 in the biggest shock in World Cup history.

The USA World Cup home shirt is now available to order.

Longpier.com will be providing up to the minute, unrivalled coverage of this year's General and Local elections.
First we'll be at the General Election count at Garon Park on Thursday night when all eyes will be on the results from the constituencies of Rochford & Southend East and Southend West.

ASN's Carmina Besson was at the San Jose Earthquakes 1-0 defeat of the Colorado Rapids on Saturday (right) and filed these photographs.

The Seattle Sounders were unable to close out the Columbus Crew Saturday (left) and were forced to settle for a 1-1 draw against the defending Supporters Shield champions.

Longpier.com will be providing up to the minute, unrivalled coverage of this year's General and Local elections. We'll be FIRST with the result - expected around 3am.
We'll be at the General Election count at Garon Park TONIGHT when all eyes will be on the results from the constituencies of Rochford & Southend East and Southend West.

Photographs of Birmingham City's away shirt for the 2010-11 season have been leaked on the Internet.

Designed and manufactured by Xtep, the Chinese company that has secured an exclusive five year deal with Birmingham City, the new away shirt is white with blue trim and features a traditional v-neck collar.

Over our wonderful labor day weekend that was filled with getting drunk, playing paintball, watching soccer, playing disc golf, and hanging out with friends in a church that's been converted to a bar, I headed over to the Legends area of Kansas City to buy a new pair of Copa Mondial shoes.
Of course, I soon found out that no one carries size 14 soccer shoes, but the trip wasn't a total waste.

ASN's Carmina Besson was at the San Jose Earthquakes 1-1 draw with the Columbus Crew Wednesday and filed the following photographs. All ©Carmina Besson/ASN

Photographs of Birmingham City's new home and away jerseys for the 2010-11 season have been revealed.

Designed and manufactured for a Premier League club by a Chinese company (a first) named Xtep, the Birmingham home and away strips are two of the smartest I've seen for the new season.