Not gracefully, though. Is this the man you'd want tattooed across your back?
Alright, yes most sincerest apologies. Jurgen Klopp: Football god.
Rock on, Klopp lovers. Rock on.
Which would have a greater turnover: Real Madrid or a Sergio Ramos kissing booth?
Is that a trick question? Perhaps.
Line forms behind Cristiano Ronaldo, ladies.
Meanwhile, a Barcelona fan gives her thoughts on the situation after the jump.
(Not really, but it's rather close to the expected reality, no?
Caption:
Hans Martinez (L) of Universidad Catolica vies for the ball with Maximiliano Moralez of Velez
Sarsfield during their Copa Libertadores 2011 football match at the San Carlos de Apoquindo stadium
in Santiago, on April 07, 2011. (Photo by Claudio Santana/AFP/Getty Images)
But what's really happening is they're holding hands, the big brother leading his (tiny) little
brother in the same direction.
Pepe Reina poses for arguably the picture of the year thus far before the Europa League match
between Liverpool and Sparta Prague.
(AFP Photo/Joe Klamar)