A "must do" checklist for footballers seeking prima donna status: - Get inked, quantity over quality style. - Invest in a fleet of flash cars that can travelfaster than the speed of light, crash at least one of them. - Get drunk off ¬£400 bottles of bubbly, often. - Holiday in Ibiza/Sardinia. - Go on [.
This photo of MJ reminded us to stop procrastinating over the fortnight worth of dry cleaning we
have to do. Image: Cosmopolitan Magazine UK Edition. Speaking to Cosmo (in support of the Everyman
campaign) about his and his fellow footballers' habits and reputations, the Wolves and England
midfielder had this to say: "Footballers have a [.
Santos' Neymar, who Ganso says is a "genius and a prophet" who sees the future, flashed his
washboard stomach on stage at a samba concert earlier this week in what was hopefully a sign of
more six packs to come.
We're not quite sure whether Arjen Robben and Anatoliy Tymoshchuk¬ were taking reasonable
precautions against the inclement weather or building an impenetrable pink fort here, but they both
seem to be enjoying themselves, so who are we to complain?¬ Image:¬ REUTERS/Michaela Rehle.
As most of you know, expecting anything cohesive from us during the later stages of a Friday is...
ignorant, frankly. So, much as we would like to speculate in great and gory detail about our
favourite Liverpool keeper's lips brushing up on another woman's pout (who isn't us or his wife),
we're going to be [.
Mr Kewell sat court side at¬ The Manchester Evening News Arena during last night's Great Britain v
USA Mens basketball game. The hair we hate, the smile we love. For the first time ever, we're not
head over heels with the state of off-the-field Harry's grooming and dress sense. Is it us or is it
Shakira's boyfriend ventured into a Barcelona hair salon today to shape up his coif. Style options
were shave it, trim it or just invest in a decent dry shampoo. Pique's "before" or "after" shots
weren't available, which means it's anybody's guess as to how things turned out. We, for one, never
took issue with his [.
Although this distant view of Peter Lowry's midsection was taken at a less than optimal angle, we
still find footballers who proactively offer up shirtless pictures of themselves to be more
attractive than their camera shy peers.¬ Image via Twitter/@KerryBakes.
We're fascinated by the lack of melanin Tim Cahill's Aussie international teammate possesses in
comparison to him.¬ Fascinated in the sense that, we simply do not understand it. Image:¬ Syamsul
Bahri Muhammad/Getty Images Europe.
Image: Carol's instagram. Seriously, what is the deal with Kak√° and Caroline's kids?¬ We'd like to
know what kind of blood pact/secret handshake the couple made with the fertility gods because their
offspring are two of the cutest bubbas in the footy community.
Mrs Rafa VDV gave her Madame Tussaud's wax figure a once-over earlier today in Berlin. Compared to
the rough draft of the Amsterdam chain's version of her head, the German finished product falls
short. A cross between Kylie Minogue and Sarah Harding short.
We'd like to offer a big thank you on behalf of women everything to Chris Wondolowski and Steven
Lenhart of the San Jose Earthquakes. Prior to their game against FC Toronto last Saturday, these
two knights in blue jackets selflessly put their own body temperatures at risk, just so their
mascots didn't freeze their pretty lil' behinds off during the national anthems.
Mike Hanke's face palm in fetal position says it all about the slew of technological glitches
we've been experiencing lately.
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