Let's take a moment to reflect on the many different faces we've seen recently in World Cup qualifying action.

There's the good-old fashioned happy face, as seen (above), by Algerian keeper, Faouzi Chaouchi.

The "don't want you to see the tears" Face (Ukraine's Shevchenko)
The "I could give a shite if you see me cry, I'm a man and I have feelings" Face (Egypt's al-Hadary)
The "bish, I'll cut you" Face (Anyukov, Russia)
The "aggro-happy" Face (Pepe, Portugal)
The "my abs are overjoyed with emotion about this victory" Face (Perez, Uruguay)
And, our personal favourite, the "Who farted?

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Let's take a moment to reflect on the many different faces we've seen recently in World Cup qualifying action.

There's the good-old fashioned happy face, as seen (above), by Algerian keeper, Faouzi Chaouchi.

The "don't want you to see the tears" Face (Ukraine's Shevchenko)
The "I could give a shite if you see me cry, I'm a man and I have feelings" Face (Egypt's al-Hadary)
The "bish, I'll cut you" Face (Anyukov, Russia)
The "aggro-happy" Face (Pepe, Portugal)
The "my abs are overjoyed with emotion about this victory" Face (Perez, Uruguay)
And, our personal favourite, the "Who farted?

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Have to say, we're feeling a little let down by the high potential for short-tentability but low production of said short-tents in these getups.

Wonder if the airbrushers were out in force again? One can hope.

[Via ONTD]

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Have to say, we're feeling a little let down by the high potential for short-tentability but low production of actual short-tents in these get-ups.

Wonder if the airbrushers were out in force again? One can hope.

[Via ONTD]

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Once we've stopped tittering, we'll try to write a caption for this photo of Michael Owen and Anderson waiting to board the Manchester United team bus on November 7th. It may be some time before we're capable. Click to continue reading...

Once we've stopped tittering, we'll try to write a caption for this photo of Michael Owen and Anderson waiting to board the Manchester United team bus on November 7th. It may be some time before we're capable. Click to continue reading...

Here are a few seriously eighties-inspired shots of Cheryl Cole for her Official 2010 Calendar. Will you be buying?

Images via celebutopia.

Random: Cheryl earned £6.9 million over the last two years.

Link: Cheryl Cole Official

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Here are a few seriously eighties-inspired shots of Cheryl Cole for her Official 2010 Calendar. Will you be buying?

Images via celebutopia.

Random: Cheryl earned £6.9 million over the last two years.

Link: Cheryl Cole Official

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Update: Here's the official video! Enjoy. And shame on you if you ran away from a floppy eared bunny with a bucket.

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Sometimes it's best not to find out the answers to the hard questions.

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Update: Here's the official video! Enjoy. And shame on you if you ran away from a floppy eared bunny with a bucket.

Original post below.

Sometimes it's best not to find out the answers to the hard questions.

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Okay, so as far as we can gather, Leo needs to grow his hair like Maradona for them to bond during Argentina's World Cup action. Or, it's an ode to perms. Or a warning not to get perms. Or a reminder that only extremely talented footy players are allowed to have perms.

Yeah, no idea.

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Okay, so as far as we can gather, Leo needs to grow his hair like Maradona for them to bond during Argentina's World Cup action. Or, it's an ode to perms. Or a warning not to get perms. Or a reminder that only extremely talented footy players are allowed to have perms.

Yeah, no idea.

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Zinedine Zidane attended the launch of IWC in Hong Kong last month to show his love for the watch manufacturer. And, of course, black shiny suits. Click to continue reading...

Zinedine Zidane attended the launch of IWC in Hong Kong last month to show his love for the watch manufacturer. And, of course, black shiny suits. Click to continue reading...

The French National team brought their well-groomed, well-dressed, well-accented selves along to the Paris Masters tennis tourny in France yesterday. image via Getty. Click to continue reading...

The French National team brought their well-groomed, well-dressed, well-accented selves along to the Paris Masters tennis tourny in France yesterday. image via Getty. Click to continue reading...

It's shaping up to be one of those days, Kickettes. Hope you have something exciting planned for the weekend. You know, like printing this off and having it laminated so you can use it as a dining placemat.

[via ciacha.net]

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It's shaping up to be one of those days, Kickettes. Hope you have something exciting planned for the weekend. You know, like printing this off and having it laminated so you can use it as a dining placemat.

[via ciacha.net]

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Not sure why Arsenal's Cesc Fabregas is so shy, he's been in top form lately. We'll have to set aside some special one-on-one confidence-building activities to help him get over this.

Let's check in with the rest of the visuals from yesterday's cracking games, shall we?

When Fernando Torres is left barely able to bitchface, no one is happy.

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Not sure why Arsenal's Cesc Fabregas is so shy, he's been in top form lately. We'll have to set aside some special one-on-one confidence-building activities to help him get over this.

Let's check in with the rest of the visuals from yesterday's cracking games, shall we?

When Fernando Torres is left barely able to bitchface, no one is happy.

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For those not familiar with the rules and guidelines by which this website operates, it's actually illegal if we don't post photos like these. As you were. Click to continue reading...

For those not familiar with the rules and guidelines by which this website operates, it's actually illegal if we don't post photos like these. As you were. Click to continue reading...

Mladen Petric (Hamburger / Croatia NT) checks to see if his wife Despina has eaten anything this week. We kid, we kid. But still, someone throw this beautiful woman a jacket potato with cheese or something? They're at the GQ awards in Germany, btw. Click to continue reading...

Mladen Petric (Hamburger / Croatia NT) checks to see if his wife Despina has eaten anything this week. We kid, we kid. But still, someone throw this beautiful woman a jacket potato with cheese or something? They're at the GQ awards in Germany, btw. Click to continue reading...

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Well, at least his baby carrier does.

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Well, at least his baby carrier does.

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We don't feature nearly enough of Barcelona's resident youngin'/complete and total tease/possessor of wise-beyond-their-years thighs, Bojan Krkic.

Let's make up for it by enjoying his best attempts at supermodelling with the singer Anni B. Sweet where he gives good chin and facial structure.

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We don't feature nearly enough of Barcelona's resident youngin'/complete and total tease/possessor of wise-beyond-their-years thighs, Bojan Krkic.

Let's make up for it by enjoying his best attempts at supermodelling with the singer Anni B. Sweet where he gives good chin and facial structure.

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No, no, no, Cameron. You're far too pretty to be bitchfacing like that. Good effort, though.

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No, no, no, Cameron. You're far too pretty to be bitchfacing like that. Good effort, though.

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Because there is no "i" in sex-face.

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