15-Year-Old Goalie Named ‘Man Of The Match’ As Merthyr Town Get Thrashed 13-1 At Chesham United And Still Leave Pitch To Standing Ovation (Photos & Video)

Who Ate All the Pies at related • 0 views

Photo: @MerthyrTownFC/Twitter

It's not every day you see a team get trounced by double figures and still leave the pitch to a rousing ovation, but that's exactly the fate that befell beleaguered Merthyr Town in the Evo-Stik Southern Premier League on Saturday evening.

Just days before making the 340-mile round trip to face Chesham United, Merthyr lost over three-quarters of their senior squad as the penniless Welsh side were forced to slash their operating budget with immediate effect.

‘Everybody Round Mine For A Parmo’ – Middlesbrough Unveil Wonderful Mural Tribute To Dearly Departed Commentator Ali Brownlee (Photos & Video)

Who Ate All the Pies at related • 0 views

Photo: Middlesbrough FC

Middlesbrough have officially unveiled a lovely tribute to Ali Brownlee, the much-loved BBC Tees commentator and Boro TV stalwart who sadly passed away in February last year.

Brownlee was the voice of Boro's highs and lows for three decades, with his impassioned, ecstatic, sometimes delirious delivery earning him bona fide cult hero status.

Retro Football Adverts: Joe Jordan Replenishes Missing Teeth With Quick Swig Of Heineken, 1978 (Photo)

Who Ate All the Pies at related • 0 views

While you'd be hard-pushed to call Joe Jordan "beautiful" in the conventional sense, there was still a undeniable ragged, brawny charm to the toothless Scotland target man.

Indeed, Jordan lost four of his front teeth early on in his career when he had them kicked out during a reserves match at Leeds United.

Just The Five Red Cards As Istanbul Derby Between Fenerbahce And Besiktas Descends Into Pandemonium (Photos & Video)

Who Ate All the Pies at related • 0 views

Embed from Getty Images

The first Bosphorus derby of the Turkish Super Lig season was exactly as rowdy as you'd expect with Fenerbache beating Besiktas 2-1 amid a wild flurry of disciplinary lapses.

By the final whistle, five players had been sent off by referee Ali Palabiyik, who was under siege from the off.

Arsenal: Sead Kolisinac Goads Cologne Fans By Unveiling Schalke Shirt After Scoring Equaliser At Emirates (Photos & Video)

Who Ate All the Pies at related • 0 views

After going 1-0 down to a Jhon Cordoba screamer with just nine minutes of the clock, it took Arsenal until the second half to restore parity with Cologne on what proved to be a tumultuous start to their Europa League campaign.

The goal came from Sead Kolasinac, who entered the fray as half-time substitute and took roughly three minutes to clang home an absolute gem of an equaliser on the volley from a tight-ish angle.

Gruesome: Image Of Ederson’s Facial Wound Hits Social Media After Man City Keeper Laid Out By Sadio Mane (Photo)

Who Ate All the Pies at related • 1 view

As you may recall, Man City goalkeeper Ederson didn't make it to half-time of Saturday's 5-0 drilling of Liverpool after being poleaxed by a rogue high boot from Sadio Mane.

Mane, who received a straight red card from referee Jon Moss, was quick to apologisefor the challenge that left Ederson requiring medical attention for the lacerations on his face.

South America

Chapecoense ‘Keeper Jackson Follmann Takes Part In First Training Session Since Losing Leg In Devastating Plane Crash (Photo)

Who Ate All the Pies at related • 0 views

Embed from Getty Images

Jackson Follman was one of just six survivors of the devastating air crash that claimed the lives of 71 people when a plane flying the Chapecoense first team into Medellin airport went down in the rural hills outside the Colombian city.

The Brazilian club was near-decimated, but immediately came fighting back from the brink, fulfilling (and winning) aCopa Libertadores fixture just three months later with two of the survivors defender Neto and winger Alan Ruschel – named in the match-day squad.

Chile: One Solitary Die-Hard Puerto Montt Fan Makes 3,000km Round Trip To Watch Side Play Against Coquimbo (Photo)

Who Ate All the Pies at related • 0 views

CD Puerto Montt tussled their way to an impressive 2-1 away win over Coquimbo Unido in the Chilean second tier on Sunday, no doubt roared on by their travelling support.

We are, of course, talking specifically about the one and only hardy Puerto Montt ultra who made the gargantuan 3,000km round-trip to watch the match at Coquimbo's Estadio Bicentenario all on his lonesome.


Three (3) Sunderland Fans Make Trip To Grimsby As Checkatrade Trophy Endures Appalling Attendances Once Again (Photo)

Who Ate All the Pies at related • 0 views

Grimsby were eventually toppled by Sunderland Under-21s (Photo: @officialgtfc/Twitter)

The Checkatrade Trophy continues to lurch from strength to strength, with this week's first round fixtures attracting miserly numbers in terms of derrieres on seats.

With all prestige being systematically siphoned from the competition by the EFL, Charlton drew the biggest crowd of the round on Tuesday when 1,307 fans turned out to watch their 0-1 defeat against Portsmouth.

Boca Juniors Fan Attempts To Sneak Into Bombonera Stadium Through Small Hole In Perimeter Wall, Gets Stuck (Photo)

Who Ate All the Pies at related • 0 views

Embed from Getty Images

Flying high at the top of the Argentinian Superliga, Boca Juniors sauntered to a 4-0 drubbing of Belgrano on Sunday evening in front of a packed house at the Bombonera stadium.

Alas, there was at least one staunch Boca supporter who didn't manage to witness the victory, largely because he tried to sneak into the ground through a small gap in the perimeter wall and quickly became lodged there.

Modern Football Is Rubbish: Behold, The Half-And-Half Manager Scarf Is Upon Us (Photo)

Who Ate All the Pies at related • 0 views

Embed from Getty Images

On Monday evening, Leicester City held West Brom at the King Power in a largely routine 1-1 draw.

Indeed, Nacer Chadli's swirling freekick to open the scoring proved to be one of few stand-out moments.

However, the fixture is sadly likely to be marked in the annals of football history as one of the darkest on record, for it was on Monday 16th October, 2017, in Leicester, that the world first bore witness to the managerial half-and-half scarf.

Modern Football Is Rubbish: Barcelona Wear ‘Courage’ T-Shirts In Tribute To Ousmane Dembele, Who Has A Hamstring Injury…

Who Ate All the Pies at related • 0 views

Barcelona dismantled Eibar in La Liga on Tuesday night, sauntering to a formulaic 6-1 victory at the Camp Nou in a performance that was no doubt spurred on by the recent loss of teammate Ousmane Dembele.

Indeed, the Barca team assembled before kick-off wearing "Courage Dembele" t-shirts in honour of their fallen comrade.


Europa League Snapshot: All Six Of Zorya Luhansk’s Travelling Fans Enjoy Shock 0-1 Win Over Athletic Bilbao…

Who Ate All the Pies at related • 0 views

Kudos are most definitely due to the small but hardy band of Zorya Luhansk supporters that made the 8,300-kilometre round trip to watch the Ukrainian side take on Athletic Bilbao on Thursday evening.

There may have only been six of them, but by 'eck did they enjoy themselves, watching on with glee as their team rustled a surprise 0-1 win at the new San Mames.

Snapshot: First Photo Emerges Of John Terry In His New Aston Villa Shirt…

Who Ate All the Pies at related • 0 views

The first photo of John Terry wearing his new Aston Villa shirt has been released and, by 'eck it's going to take a bit of getting used to...

Photo: Aston Villa

We're still not entirely sure it's not a very, very good photoshop job.

If Terry's after the No.26 shirt then he's going to have to have a word with Jonathan Kodija.


Grudge Match: AFC Wimbledon Once Again Refuse To Acknowledge MK Dons’ Existence As Two Clubs Meet In League One (Photos)

Who Ate All the Pies at related • 0 views

Embed from Getty Images

AFC Wimbledon played host to MK Dons in League One on Friday evening and the whole occasion was about as bitter and trenchant as you might expect.

The two splinter clubs met for the very first time earlier this year, when AFC laid on an acrimonious "welcome" for their visitors at Kingsmeadow byrefusing to acknowledge the 'Dons' part of Milton Keynes' club moniker, while also refusing chairman Peter Winkelman and his fellow executives access to the corporate section of the ground.

Liga MX: The View From Upper Tier Of Monterrey’s Bancomer Stadium Is Quite Breathtaking (Photo)

Who Ate All the Pies at related • 0 views

Opened in 2015, Monterrey's BBVA Bancomer Stadium has already earned the nickname 'ElGigante de Acero' (The Steel Giant) among fans and it's not hard to see why.

The 52,000-seater arena squats on a green plateau outside the city of Guadelupe and features a gleaming undulating design, but that's nothing compared to the spectacular view from the upper tiers.

Photo: Liverpool training ahead of Sunderland clash

Off the Post at related • 0 views
PHOTO: @luis16suarez and @glen_johnson in training at Melwood today #LFC Liverpool FC (@LFC) March 24, 2014 PHOTO: Steven Gerrard limbers up for the visit of Sunderland on Wednesday #LFC Liverpool FC (@LFC) March 24, 2014 PHOTO: Stevie G and Jordan Henderson share a joke at Melwood earlier today #LFC pic.

non league

Ex-Stoke Striker Ricardo Fuller Makes Most ‘Sunday League’ Of All Sunday League Debuts For Local Team (Photo)

Who Ate All the Pies at related • 0 views

Embed from Getty Images

He was playing Championship football just two years ago, but over the weekend ex-Stoke and Blackpool striker Ricardo Fuller made his debut for his local Sunday League team.

The 37-year-old, who looks in better nick now than he ever did as a player, turned out for Grange Park Rangers in the Potteries and District Sunday League second division.

Non-League Snapshot Of The Day: Referee Rejects Concerns Over Potential Kit Clash In FA Cup Qualifier…

Who Ate All the Pies at related • 0 views

Horsham FC welcomed Ashford United to their Culver Road ground on Saturday afternoon for an FA Cup first-round qualifying tie.

Unsurprising for a team nicknamed The Hornets, Horsham turned out in their usual delectable yellow and black home kit.

Horsham v Ashford United yesterday.

Non-League: Corby Town Player Celebrates Vital Goal With Sneaky Mid-Game Beer (Photo)

Who Ate All the Pies at related • 0 views

So vital was Corby Town's goal against Mickleover Sports on Saturday that one of their players decided the only fitting manner in which to celebrate it was with an impromptu mid-game toast.

As the Corby team flocked to frolic with their fans, one of their number seizedthe opportunity for a sneaky tipple.

Transfers & Rumours

Official: Kieran Gibbs Joins West Brom On Permanent Deal After 13 Years At Arsenal (Photo)

Who Ate All the Pies at related • 1 view

Photo: @WBA/Twitter

After Watford pulled out yesterday, West Brom have swooped in and wrapped up a deal to sign Kieran Gibbs from Arsenal.

The initial fee is reported to be £5million, rising to a potential £7million in add-ons, et cetera.

Gibbs, 27, has signed a four-year contract and will wear the No.

Official: Stoke City Sign Jese Rodriguez On Loan, Add To Impressive Haul Of Ex-Champions League Winners (Photo)

Who Ate All the Pies at related • 0 views

Photo: @stokecity/Twitter

In what surely must be the first recorded interaction between the two sides, Stoke City have signed Jese Rodriguez from PSG.

The 24-year-old forward moves to the Potters on a season-long loan having passed his medical on Tuesday...

We all need a bit of inspiration halfway through the working week.

Manchester United

Man Utd: Harrowing Image Of Marouane Fellaini ‘Face Melt’ Mishap Immortalised By Australian Street Artist (Photo)

Who Ate All the Pies at related • 0 views

Praise be, for Marouane Fellaini's unfortunate 'face melt' incident during Monday night's UEFA Super Cup match between Manchester United and Real Madrid has been taken to its logical conclusion.

As per Australian television news host Tom Steinfort, the harrowing image of the Belgian behemoth's face attempting to slide off his skull has been immortalised in a giant work of street art, discovered on the streets of Melbourne.

Shit Football Kits: Man Utd’s Purported New ‘Holy Trinity’ Third Kit Is A Magnificent Grey Eyesore (Leaked Photo)

Who Ate All the Pies at related • 0 views

An image of what is purported to be Manchester United's new third kit for next season has been doing the rounds today and, should it transpire to be genuine, then we can only offer fans our sincerest commiserations.

The leaked photo shows a dreary grey kit, livened up with a Corel Draw III clip-art image of the 'Holy Trinity statue' of Sir Bobby Charlton, George Best and Denis Law that stands outside Old Trafford.

Arsenal Man Mocks Manchester United with Instagram Photo

SWOL at related • 1 view

Arsenal's Emmanuel Frimpong has taken a jab at Manchester United by posting the below photo to his Instagram account on Sunday. A photo before the international break went viral after Manchester United's come from behind victory at Sunderland depicting Manchester United and Moyes as a spaceman with a jet pack about to pass the likes of West Brom, Chelsea, Manchester City, Liverpool, and Arsenal on a mountain.

Major League Soccer

MLS: Lady At Airport Politely Asks Bastian Schweinsteiger To Take Photo Of Her Posing With Rest Of Chicago Fire Players

Who Ate All the Pies at related • 0 views

He may well be a Champions League winner, a Bundesliga octo-champ and a Weltmeister, but it would appear that Bastian Schweinsteiger isn't quite what you'd call a household name across the pondjust yet.

Indeed, the ex-Bayern Munich and Manchester United midfielder was politely asked by a lady at Toronto Airport if he'd kindly take a photo of her posing with the rest of his Chicago Fire teammates.

NE Revolution vs. MN Photo Gallery

New England Soccer Today at related • 0 views
Click to view slideshow.

World Soccer


Spanish Football & Sports at related • 0 views


Spanish Football & Sports at related • 0 views

The Rest

Goldbullen: Andreas Granqvist Named Swedish Player Of The Year As Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s 10-Year Reign Comes To An End (Photos)

Who Ate All the Pies at related • 0 views

Embed from Getty Images

For the first time in 10 years, somebody other than Zlatan Ibrahimovic was crowned Swedish Player of the Year at the Goldbullen gala in Stockholm on Monday evening.

Indeed, the 2017 Goldbullen was presented to Andreas Granqvist, the grizzled Krasnodar centre-back who captained Sweden to the World Cup finals, a campaign that culminated in that outstanding win over Italy in the play-offs.

‘We Have Informed Him Of His Layoff’ – Marseille Terminate Patrice Evra’s Contract For Kicking Out At Fan Before Europa League Tie

Who Ate All the Pies at related • 0 views

Embed from Getty Images

Marseille have terminated Patrice Evra's contract with immediate effect after the veteran left-back clashed with fans before Thursday night's Europa League game against Vitoria Guimaeres.

After being taunted from the terraces during the warm-up, Evra eventually confronted the fan and aimed a kick at his head, promptly becoming the first player in Europa League history to be sent-off before the start of a game.

Youssoufa Moukoko: Borussia Dortmund Move To Deny Rumours That 12-Year-Old Prodigy Is Actually A Middle-Aged Bloke

Who Ate All the Pies at related • 0 views

Embed from Getty Images

Borussia Dortmund have moved to deny swirling tittle-tattle about one of their most highly-prized academy prospects, Youssoufa Moukoko, is the teenage whizkid he purports to be and not, in fact, a middle-aged man who conned his way into the club's youth system.

Moukoko was born on 20th November, 2004, making him 12-years-old.

Reports: Man City Striker Sergio Aguero ‘Suffers Fractured Rib’ In Amsterdam Car Crash

Who Ate All the Pies at related • 0 views

Embed from Getty Images

Sergio Aguero was involved in a car crash in Amsterdam on Thursday night that has reportedly left the Man City striker nursing a fractured rib.

The Argentinian was in the city on his day off, attending a concert as a special guest of Colombian pop star Maluma.

Mistaken Identity: Liverpool Stalwart Jamie Carragher Fooled By Old Photo Of Himself Posing Alongside ‘Trent Alexander-Arnold’ In 2009

Who Ate All the Pies at related • 0 views

Trent Alexander-Arnold's star is on the rise at the moment, especially in the wake of the teenage full-back's superb freekick goal against Hoffenheim earlier in the week.

Ex-Liverpool stalwart Jamie Carragher heralded his young successor's efforts directly after the match, sharing on social media what he thought was a photo of the pair together back in 2009, when Alexander-Arnold was a mere 10-year-old slip of a lad.

Surely this has to be one of the greatest photos of Diego Costa EVER!!

A Chelsea Fans Blog for Chelsea Fans at related • 0 views

Fan Gimmicks - When your number isn't up

Brotherly Game at related • 0 views

Every year, the league promotes gimmicks to try and get MLS fans to spend money on teams or the league. The latest gimmick was to have fan photographs on the players numbers for the month of August. So - how did that work out for Union fans?

At some point in the last off-season, MLS and the Philadelphia Union announced that in August, Union players were going to be wearing special numbers on the back of their shirts.

PHOTO: Alexis Sanchez in his first training session at Arsenal

SoccerLens at related • 2 views

PHOTO: Alexis Sanchez in his first training session at Arsenal - originally posted on

Arsenal's first signing of the summer transfer window Alexis Sanchez took part in his first full training session with the Gunners on Friday.

The Chilean international made a switch to the Emirates from Barcelona.

Heather Rooney malt sich einen Lionel Messi

Fritten, Fussball & Bier at related • 0 views

Heather Rooney malt sich einen Lionel Messi

Liebe Kunstliebhaber! Das hier ist ein geiler Scheiß und bitte erzählt mir jetzt nicht was von "Hab ich doch schon 10x gesehen" oder " Alter, machst du jetzt einen auf Kunst oder was?"...Wenn was hammermäßig gemacht ist, dann muss man es auch zeigen und das hier ist einfach nur Hammer.

World Cup Snapshot: Jurgen Klinsmann Photobombed By A Flying Deuce…

Who Ate All the Pies at related • 1 view

By Chris Wright

In which US coach Jurgen Klinsmann attempts to have a simple photo taken with some local law enforcement representatives, only to be photobombed by a flying Deuce...

Highlight from this morning: @clint_dempsey #PhotoBomb duing @J_Klinsmann photo with local police!

Chelsea Star Posts Photo From Miami Heat Game

SWOL at related • 0 views

Brazil's National Team is currently in Miami on international duty, but that didn't mean the players weren't able to get a bit of free time on Tuesday evening to go watch the current NBA Champions, the Miami Heat.

Several players in the camp have been posting photos all day of their trip so far to the United States, but it was clear that the likes of Ramires and Neymar couldn't hold back their excitement when they got to the American Airlines Arena.