So its Friday morning and I should be working on important things in the church office, but instead I find myself scanning the internet for news ahead of tomorrow's North London Derby. Whilist doing so I can across an article of famous fans from both teams and thought it only appropiate to have a face off.

Diego Capel

Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! ... My God, it hurts so bad! ... And it's yes, it's leaving a red mark. A red mark! ... I think that means I'm bleeding internally. ... I don't have much time. ... How could that Rangers mercenary do this to me? .... I have a family.

All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award winning Dirty Tackle...

The above video is from a couple weeks ago, when the LA Galaxy were at DC's RFK Stadium, but I just came across it. Galaxy forward Alan Gordon bet Davey Becks that he couldn't kick the ball through the press box window above the "I" in the "TRAFFIC" sign.

And God said, Let there be beer. And there was beer.

And Arseblogger saw the beer, that it was good: and lo he did drink the beer.

And while God was off inventing firmament for the earth and fowl to multiply, Arseblogger did invent the *boilk* and the *boilk* was bad and he could still taste last night's chips.

I don't care what about anyone says, Phil Collins had some cuts. But that's not what this is about. Nor is it about the Video Friday coming later.It's about me missing one the other night. And in case you did as well, here it is: Houston keeper Tally Hall scoring a Champions League goal.None of that was a typo/error.

Tonight, tonight, to-ni-ight
Oh-oooooh
We could make it right tonight, to-ni-ight
Oh-oooooh
I already have loads of respect for the Riot Squad because of the hospitality that they showed the New York supporters at MLS Cup last year; anyone who treats me to tacos, beer and bike jousting after such a crushing defeat are my people for life.

Just before the Interlull Arsene Wenger said:

Traditionally November has not been a good month for us. But I explain that by the fact we had more injuries, it is the first period when they kick in.

Way to tempt fate, Arsene! I think he was probably referring to injuries that would occur through wear and tear.

Oh, think twice,‘Cause it's another day for you and me in paradiseSo warbled 1980's drummer, singer and Kinnock-bashing baldy Phil Collins. It would be nice to think that, even in these dark hours, Tony Mowbray is still so elated about landing his dream job that he finds himself serenading Mark Venus with that very chorus.

Liverpool's season is not going well. You know this, I know this, Jamie Carragher knows this. After last weekend's loss to Arsenal, Carragher has come out and said that he "pray[s] to God that at the end of the season there will be something worthwhile for what we've gone through." The following is a transcript of one of those prayer sessions.

Right then, I'm assuming the quietude and peaceosity is due to the team being 100% focussed on beating Hull like a disobedient man servant tomorrow.

There is much revenge required after the defeat at home last season and, of course, Phil Brown's antics after the FA Cup game. Brown, or Son of Dein®©, accused our captain of all kinds of mischief on live TV right after the game.

Everybody Pogo! #3
"Banned In Seattle"
1. Michael Jackson VS Eric B. & Rakim - "Billie Jean vs. You Got Soul"
2. Severed Head VS White Stripes VS The Flaming Lips - "Army Mix"
3. Sean Bones - "Dancehall"
4. AC/PC - "Hack In Black"
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