Jamelia's ex takes Twitter pop at Liverpool boss Darren Byfield celebrated today's news that he and pop star wife Jamelia are splitting by taking Twitter shots at Rafael Benitez. The Walsall striker criticised the Liverpool manager for substituting Fernando Torres and called him a "silly Peter Kay lookalike". Click to continue reading...

Today, October 25th, is the fifteenth anniversary of the second and most famous of the three appearances of Brian Potter's senior football career, and this site has very kindly indulged me by allowing me to write a tribute to the great man. You've almost certainly never heard of him, and mention of his name usually makes people think of Peter Kay, but no, it's not that one.

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First things first holy crap, who let him near guns?!?!?!?!?!???!

We all know about Joey Barton's long history as an awful awul person, but it's starting to look like he's becoming a new man one who doesn't use teammate's eyeballs as ashtrays or go to jail for fighting outside a McDonald's.

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Whenever waxing-lyrical about Bolton and their numerous virtues, there's always the concern that one might drift off mid-sentence; the eyes grow weary, the face drains of colour. All you can do to re-ignite their interest is howl: ‘GARLIC BREAD?' at the top of your voice, then hope to god they know who Peter Kay is.

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More Cristiano Ronaldo presentation footage Cristiano Ronaldo was forced to flee, or at least break into the Peter Kay dad run, after Real Madrid fans decided they would like to give him a personal welcome to the club with their hands. There was chairs flying aplenty as pitch invaders took on the security team in an [. Click to continue reading...

Win a DVD box-set!! Here's Stevie G at the Cannes Festival, supporting old mate Neil Fitzmaurice (Ray Von in Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights). Fitzmaurice was in France to promote his new film, Charlie Noades RIP, while Stevie tagged along for...

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The Director of the Sporting Chance Clinic in Hampshire has today talked about Newcastle midfielder Joey Barton and has admitted that Joey needs to grow up. Joey Barton - played last game for Newcastle   Peter Kay, who is the Director of the Hampshire-based Sporting Chance Clinic, where Joey has been given help for alcohol-related problems and anger [. Click to continue reading...

Remember when viral ads were new and exciting? That seems a long time ago, right? This latest effort has Kaka juggling two balls at once. Except one of the balls is clearly CGI, so he's not really juggling it. 101GG (where I spotted this) described the results as "breathtaking", but I'd go the other way. Click to continue reading...