It's like a contest. Try and guess the next banana peel NIGHTMARE APE WAYNE ROONEY, England's
Ambassador to Football and redemptive bicycle kick specialist, will throw into his own path. Will
he get a tattoo of Mike Tyson Chewing Evander Holyfield's Ear on his hairy back? (AHHHHNT: My guess
last time, which was admittedly wrong; instead he hashed opened a leg just to watch it bleed and
thereby abandoned his national side when most they needed him).
Nem todos os grandes jogadores têm capacidade para virem a ser grandes treinadores. Maradona é
capaz de ser o melhor exemplo desta máxima, mas Ruud Gullit também está nesse lote. Depois de
ter iniciado a carreira no Chelsea, já treinou Newcastle, Feyenoord, LA Galaxy e Terek Grozny, de
onde acaba de ser despedido.
This morning, Terek Grozny, the Chechnyan football club attempting to make waves in the football
world, released one of the best official website statements in recent memory, torpedoing their
coach in no uncertain terms, declaring if he does not win this afternoon's game, he'll find
unemployment.
And because that coach is Ruud Gullit, it makes it all the better.
Vfl Kirchheim and HRBFC: 600 miles apart but so similar!
The football rivalry between England and Germany, especially on a national level, has a long
tradition. But what about every day football culture? How do the German and the English Non-League
compare?
