David Beckham answering questions at Friday's pre-game presser at Seattle's Qwest Field
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SEATTLE – To say that RealSaltLake never traveled well is like saying most people aren't
exactly fond of cold sores.
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Dirty Tackle 16 November @ 05:58 AM EST
Well hello there.
I see you've caught me wearing an old Argentina national team shirt. Naturally, I'm wearing the
old one because it was significantly cheaper than the new one and because it was the only one I
could find in the dryers at the laundromat. ... Why am I wearing an Argentina shirt at all, you
ask?
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Los Provocadores le pone un poco de humor a la Selecta... Varias personalidades de Hollywood se han
manifestado a favor de la continuidad de Carlos De los Cobos en la selección de El Salvador. Así
lo hicieron saber celebridades de la talla de Paris Hilton, Noami Campbell, George Clooney, The
Rock y los Jonas Brothers.
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Cristiano Ronaldo takes his football seriously. How do I know this? Because he is one of the
best footballers in the entire world. So when you are one of the best you don't want anyone to
challenge your dedication to your craft, right? Well Cristiano Ronaldo is no different then
anyone.
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Have you voted today?
You did? That's "super"!
Wait, you didn't? You forgot? Again?
Eh, that's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Well, not really.
Ironically, "super" is the worst adjective in the dictionary. Its various definitions are simply
too diverse to be sloppily thrown into one word.
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If dude would have left this ball alone his side would have been back in the game with an
equalizer. But he just had to go glory-seeking and made a hash of what by all rights should have
been a tap in. This really is the equivalent of running into Paris Hilton at 3 am on a Saturday
night and still going home alone.
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SoccerLens 19 October @ 07:32 AM EST
There's ridiculous, and then there is this.
A self-proclaimed 'witch' is enjoying his 15 minutes of fame after making the bold claim that he
had placed a 'hex' on Cristiano Ronaldo at the request of a jaded ex-lover. Pepe (that's the witch,
not the ex-lover) is positively gloating after watching Ronaldo injure his ankle during the
international break and is predicting that CR will be forced to stop playing football in four
months.
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It's just like one of those cheesy sports movies. The team seems unconquerable going into a
huge tournament. They suffer a few losses and realize they are human. Then they band together
and begin to turn it around and play together as a team. But the conflict arises when the star
player goes down with a serious injury leaving him teammates devastated and feeling as if they are
against all odds.
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The Offside 17 October @ 12:52 PM EST
Poor Liverpool. They just can't catch a break this year. Fernando Torres and Steven Gerrard are
injured, and acouple of weeks ago they were already approaching the maximum number of losses any
team in the Premier [...]
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Futbolita 12 October @ 02:37 AM EST
Não, não! Looks like your Greaseano is down with an injury, which
will leave him out of the major game against Milan next week. No problem. After all, the stage is
all set for Kaka to face his former club next Wednesday. At least Armani's new
centerfold over here will have time with Rafaella Fico.
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This guy probably could've put in some meaningful minutes for the punch-less U.S. U-20 team.
That was mean.
But we seriously don't have that many quality prospects? Sad.
Now some links:
- Ronaldinho caught late-night partying. [101GG]
- Some MLS newcomer rankings.
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Auto Golazo 09 October @ 04:51 PM EST
"El brujo Pepe" dice que la persona que lo contrato para hacerle daño a Cristiano Ronaldo se trata
de una mujer "muy famosa y con mucho dinero" que tuvo una relación sentimental con Ronaldo y "fue
engañada por él". "Esa mujer esperaba un hombre, no una 'Barbie'". oye! El diario Sport llego a
la conclusion que se podria tratar de Paris Hilton.
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Auto Golazo 09 October @ 04:51 PM EST
"El brujo Pepe" dice que la persona que lo contrato para hacerle daño a Cristiano Ronaldo se trata
de una mujer "muy famosa y con mucho dinero" que tuvo una relación sentimental con Ronaldo y "fue
engañada por él". "Esa mujer esperaba un hombre, no una 'Barbie'". oye! El diario Sport llego a
la conclusion que se podria tratar de Paris Hilton.
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Dirty Tackle 08 October @ 04:24 PM EST
All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award winning Dirty
Tackle...
New Order bassist Peter Hook tells the tale of how Davey Becks almost became a rapper (and how
all other rappers almost subsequently committed suicide out of embarrassment and shame).
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Miguel de las Cuevas
I know what you're thinking? Who is Miguel de las Cuevas and why is he the top performer of
the week? Miguel scored two goals this weekend for Sporting Gijon and the twenty-three year old
midfielder (a transfer from Atletico Madrid) enjoyed scoring his first two career La Liga goals in
route to a 4-1 win.
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The Beauty: Just for the record, I don't really find Nerieda Gallardo to be a
"beauty". In fact, I think she looks like one of those terrible male trannies Ronaldo picked up in
Brazil. But, she is arguably one of the most well-known Spanish WAGs in the world, so I had to put
her on this list.
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"Dude WTF? Mo Over There Wild'n." That is how our man FERENGI® put it in an email this afternoon
and it seems like a fairly accurate description. It seems that the former TFCer has quickly become
something of a Scots tabloid favorite despite seeing little of the field. Yes America, we truly
have arrived on the world stage.
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Dirty Tackle 23 September @ 03:36 AM EST
In today's match against Villarreal, Cristiano Ronaldo will be aiming to become the only Real
Madrid player to score a goal in each of his first four La Liga matches. Already with the transfer
fee world record in hand, this is far from the only other record Cristiano will be attempting to
break at Real this season.
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Wrighty7 21 September @ 01:02 PM EST
If you believe what you have read recently then you would think that Arsenal are a load of cheating
bastards. Not the type of bastards who cheat on their missus but the type who cheat on the football
pitch.
Say you came from Mars, just landed in England and developed an interest in football you would
probably reckon that Eduardo invented the dive and that Eboue thinks he is the new Maradona.
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The Footie 16 September @ 02:09 PM EST
After winning his first Champions League game with his new home team of AC Milan last night, he
felt like he was on top of the world. And after winning the game 5-2 against FC Zurich he is now
certain that his trade to Milan was the best move he's ever made in his life. The team fans have
embraced their new star as well as all of the other dream players.
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Dirty Tackle 16 September @ 01:49 PM EST
The moment you see the massive team bus approach the cameraman on that impossibly narrow side
street, you know this won't end well. It just won't. Like Cristiano Ronaldo in Paris Hilton's
bedroom, no good can come of the situation.
As soon as the driver cuts the wheel to make the turn up to HSV's hotel in Vienna for their
Europa League match against Rapid Wien and ends up inches from the corner of the curb, it's clear
that he should just open the door and run away.
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Dirty Tackle 09 September @ 09:43 PM EST
Although they beat Hungary, Portugal's current position outside the qualifying spots for the
World Cup has Real Madrid president Florentino Perez breaking out in cold sweats and, if my imagine
is accurate, wetting himself during important business meetings. From Tribal Football:
Sport says Real president Florentino Perez is banking on Ronaldo's appearance in South
Africa to boost shirt sales and rake in the expected revenue that was to come from his arrival this
season.
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I think this might be my favorite but that's probably just the inner narcissist in me trying to
claw it's way out.I could see CR7 doing this...Lord knows his Paris Hilton boning-ass has had
enough practice.
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See, here's the thing with being dirty. If you are going to try to get away with something you
shouldn't --armed robbery, sexual congress with Paris Hilton, booting a Colombian in the chest,
whatever your nefarious act of choice is-- you have to keep in mind that in the digital age there
are cameras everywhere and that someone is going to see you do it.
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Best New Player
This award is arguably the most coveted this year with all the talent overflowing into La Liga.
Real Madrid has three potential contenders for the award and Ibrahimovic has to be considered as
well. Ibs, Benzema, and Ronaldo will all likely have great years, but we will give the award to
Christiano Ronaldo simply because the guy doesn't have a flaw in his game.
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Enjoy, and that's an order!
The Greatest Online Football Management Game...and it's free!
(Online Football Manager)
Best Kit Ever?!
(In the Stands)
Whatever happened to... Illie Dumitrescu!
(Three Match Ban)
Liverpool Legend.
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Ferguson right said City small are of Daft 'Welcome when signed proved they compete great
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AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:
1. FASTEST BRAZILIAN RED CARD AHHHH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! YOU COULDN'T EVEN CONTROL
YOURSELF FOR TEN SECONDS BEFORE GETTING SENT OFF?!?!?!? WHAT KIND OF PERSON CAN'T CONTAIN THEIR
ANGER FOR EVEN A SINGLE MINUTE?
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Felipe I, II e III e FlorentinoLá vou eu, outra vez, falar de Cristiano Ronaldo, mas prometo não
sair da geopolítica. Nada de Paris Hilton. Falarei de assunto que líderes do G8 não
desdenhariam. Lembro: Florentino Pérez escreveu uma carta pessoal aos portugueses para receberem
Ronaldo; levou Eusébio a Madrid, tratado de igual com o mito Di Stéfano; o jornal Marca
(madridista até ao tutano) fez um póster patrocinado pelo português BES; na festa de Santiago
Bernabéu até música dos Xutos houve.
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England and Manchester City star defender Micah Richards has contracted the swine flu while on
holiday in Cyprus.
Richards will not travel with City for their pre-season tour of South Africa, but he will be fit
for the start of the season.
In related news, Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo thought that he too had caught the swine flu on
holiday in Los Angeles, but it turned out that he just picked up one of Paris Hilton's many, many
venereal diseases.
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KICKETTE 09 July @ 11:47 AM EST
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Victor Valdes is going to become a dad this summer. No one knows exactly who the mother of the
baby is, but at least we know the estimated due date: August 20th. Victor says the baby will be
named Dylan and that he is seriously pumped about fatherhood.
David Seaman's wife Debbie is devastated that he left her for another woman.
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KICKETTE 09 July @ 11:47 AM EST
Image via ZUMAPRESS
Victor Valdes is going to become a dad this summer. No one knows exactly who the mother of the
baby is, but at least we know the estimated due date: August 20th. Victor says the baby will be
named Dylan and that he is seriously pumped about fatherhood.
David Seaman's wife Debbie is devastated that he left her for another woman.
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Professional waste of skin Paris Hilton says that she ended her brief dalliance with Cristiano
Ronaldo because she did not want to become a WAG. "I didn't want to start dating Ronaldo because
I've got no intention of ending...
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The presentation of Cristiano Ronaldo at the Bernabeu on Monday was, of course, completely
ridiculous and over the top. We all know that. But what if it continued?
112′ Iker Casillas cries.
124′ Cristiano stares at himself on the big screen for a good 15 minutes, smirking and using
every ounce of his limited will power to refrain from pleasuring himself.
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Ronaldo gets his grief. Maybe rightfully so considering his flopping, tanning and Paris
Hilton-included social life.
But only a select few players in the world would be able to get 80,000 people to show up for an
unveiling. The turnout even surprised the star player:
"I never imagined that fans would have such a feeling for me," he said.
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