Morning all.

It was a relatively quiet day yesterday. Nobody left. Nobody came in ... excuse me a moment ... hahahahahahahahahaha. Hahahaha. Haha. Hah. Ok. I'm better.

Hahahahahaha. Eeep.

However, I did get a bit of an exclusive. Arsene has been in his office, working obsessively on transfer targets and my super serial spy managed to take a pic over his shoulder as he was working.

There's some big, convoluted marketing message that goes with this clip but I can't be assed to go along with it because Thierry Henry's beard looks so outlandishly, distractingy lush in the video still. Seriously, I haven't seen a beard so black, so luxurious since Barry White died.
I bet that s*** smells ridiculous too, like fine musk & fresh leather.

Neymar's a big deal right now. Really big deal. Not only is he eliciting comparisons to Pele and sporting a really suspect 'hawk, he's also got much of Europe the portion with big wallets all hot and flustered in inappropriate ways. (Bit of a baby, though.)

Apparently hackers are so convinced people want to see Neymar hot and flustered, they're using him to target prey with promises of a sex tape.