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Coke Zero – Wayne Rooney’s Street Striker: Behind the scenes

SoccerLens 20 November @ 10:42 PM EST

I'm sure you have heard about Coke Zero Wayne Rooney's Street Striker show. We also showed you the little stunt Rooney pulled where he's dribbling (kind of) through a bunch of randomly rolled tires (if not, click here). We got hold of more of the clippings of the show.

Soccerlens now presents, behind the scenes of Coke Zero Wayne Rooney's Street Striker:


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Exclusive photos from Robin Van Persie’s placenta treatment

SoccerLens 18 November @ 08:37 AM EST

Arsenal striker Robin Van Persie headed to Serbia earlier this week to get 'special' treatment for the torn ligaments in his ankle.

We didn't actually follow RVP all the way over, but our Eastern European correspondent (Croatian if you must ask) insists that this is exactly how Serbian witchdoctors administer placenta treatments to patients.

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Eto’o makes good on a £30k promise

SoccerLens 18 November @ 01:04 AM EST

The former Barcelona striker Samuel Eto'o promised his fellow countrymen that he will buy each of his teammates a £30,000 watch should they qualify for the 2010 World Cup. Last weekend after their 2-0 win over Morocco, Eto'o made good on his promise and gifted the same watch to all of his teammates.

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Women or Football – What comes first in your life?

SoccerLens 16 November @ 06:59 AM EST

Firstly I would like to explain the title, whilst this is a little inflammatory I am not here to discuss the merits of the Mike Newell School of sexual equality within the beautiful game but rather the unresolved conflict between two great loves of my life women and football.

Firstly for some reason I feel I must clarify what you already know, the role of football for millions of men's lives begins at an early age.

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Soccer fan becomes…Superman?

SoccerLens 11 November @ 11:58 PM EST

What you're going to see is something that I just can't find the words to describe. Just watch it yourself:


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This is Liverpool’s best chance of lifting the Premier League title this season

SoccerLens 11 November @ 02:32 AM EST

...but it'll only be a fan, and that too if the lottery draw works in their favour.

Still, it's better odds than what they have with current playing staff.

(via Republik of Mancunia)

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Liverpool fans turn into Tottenham fans

SoccerLens 02 November @ 10:40 AM EST

In fact, you can't really tell them apart anymore:


Studs Up, by Chris Toy
"Liverpool fans turn into Tottenham fans" was originally published at Soccerlens.com - Football News.


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Beach balls and blimps - Manchester United fans plan to heap more misery on Liverpool

SoccerLens 20 October @ 07:17 AM EST

So how do you smuggle a Liverpool beach ball into Anfield when they're specifically searching fans to 'confiscate' these types of items?

That's the conundrum facing Manchester United fans as they prepare to travel to Anfield this weekend.

And it's not just United fans. Liverpool are unlikely to be allowed to forget the beach-ball episode in a hurry with rival fans from other clubs also reportedly 'stocking' up on the beach balls, which could mean a season long 'search' at turnstiles for beach balls.

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Cristiano Ronaldo ‘Attacked’ By Witch In Crafty Scam

SoccerLens 19 October @ 07:32 AM EST

There's ridiculous, and then there is this.

A self-proclaimed 'witch' is enjoying his 15 minutes of fame after making the bold claim that he had placed a 'hex' on Cristiano Ronaldo at the request of a jaded ex-lover. Pepe (that's the witch, not the ex-lover) is positively gloating after watching Ronaldo injure his ankle during the international break and is predicting that CR will be forced to stop playing football in four months.

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A transat-latic love affair

SoccerLens 19 October @ 02:23 AM EST

Sara Mathew and Amber Allen spent over £9,000 to watch one Oldham Athletic game, despite know nothing about football or Oldham. And now they're planning on doing it all again this winter. Gary Andrews speaks to the American students who take the definition of football fanatics to a new level.

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Sunderland score against Liverpool … via a balloon!

SoccerLens 17 October @ 09:52 AM EST

Sunderland's first goal against Liverpool today - from Darren Bent - came in the 5th minute thanks to a deflection off a balloon that had floated into the Liverpool penalty area.


That's going to make Rafa Benitez really mad...

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FIFA 10 - The Soccerlens Review

SoccerLens 02 October @ 02:56 AM EST

There are two types of gamers in the football world: those that play FIFA and those that play Pro Evo. In conversation it's not really acceptable to admit to a split allegiance - you're one or the other, and the other is wrong.

I am a Pro Evo loyalist, and I see the gaming world in black and white.

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Happy Birthday Daniel, Fancy a Free Chlamydia test?

SoccerLens 23 September @ 03:17 AM EST

What Happened to the Traditional Scoreboard?

Tonight I made the short trip from my house to watch Nottingham Forest v Blackburn in one of the Carling Cup games many had identified to have the potential for a cup upset, the game itself was patchy with one of two niggly injury periods of two or three minutes, during one of these breaks in play I looked up to check the time and confirm my count of the score ( I made it 0-0 after 20 minutes).

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Player gets knocked out…and then his ambulance crashes

SoccerLens 19 September @ 07:02 AM EST

Universidad de Chile striker Juan Manuel Olivera is recovering after he was knocked out during a match and then the ambulance taking him to hospital crashed.

"It was a tragicomic situation," team doctor Patrico Delgado told Radio Cooperativa.

"He was a bit shocked at first but he has taken it all with a dose of humour.

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Crazy Arsenal fan burns his Adebayor shirt

SoccerLens 15 September @ 04:27 AM EST

Emmanuel Adebayor evokes some interesting emotions wherever he goes. From his goal-scoring exploits for Arsenal to back-to-back interviews where he pledged allegiance to Arsenal before flirting with Barcelona, to his quite obvious Milan fantasy to his bumper contract at Arsenal to a move to Manchester the next summer, Adebayor had already entertained and infuriated Arsenal fans.

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Chelsea have been caught tapping up several times in the last few years

SoccerLens 04 September @ 10:04 AM EST

...so for FIFA to get tough on them, especially in wake of recent UEFA efforts to make a public display of intent to stamp out diving by banning Eduardo (which, incidentally, sets a nice precedent for post-match video reviews), is understandable, if not always 'fair'.


Studs Up by Chris Toy
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Confessions of a Football Fanatic

SoccerLens 04 September @ 06:22 AM EST

Walking into my room on a chilly Sunday morning, I sighed heavily, yet I was happy. I had correctly tipped Burnley to beat United. Who knew. I didn't get it all right; I had a few problems especially my A-League tipping. Mariners and Jets drew, so I only had 2 points from this round. Forgetting about that, I walked over to my desk, before clomping down on to my seat.

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Bicycle Kicks: A Season In The Saddle

SoccerLens 01 September @ 05:28 PM EST

I may as well get this out in the open straight away: I'm a York City fan. One who is aiming to get to every single one of our Conference league matches next season, starting on Saturday. Those two sickening revelations out of the way, it's only fair to tell you that I'm planning to do the whole thing on my pushbike.

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The Transfer Deadline Day - How It Happened (Or Didn’t)

SoccerLens 01 September @ 02:54 PM EST

07:00:00 - Skysports news' transfer count down clock is flashing red - just 10 HOURS TO GO before the apocalypse! (or the end of trading, we forget which). Let the madness commence!

09:00:00 - Hmmm... so..

11:13:40 - Former England star Trevor Brooking is undergoing a check-up at his local GP's - Could he be set for a return to the WEST HAM midfield?

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Footballers and Cars

SoccerLens 25 August @ 04:02 AM EST

"No other man-made device since the shields and lances of the ancient knights fulfills a man's ego like an automobile." - Sir William

Who is (was) Sir William you may ask....to which I have no answer, but we must agree that he was right on the money with that one! Not that anyone could suggest, even in their wildest dreams, that the modern professional footballer is in need of too many ‘extras' to massage his ego.

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The ‘Cristiano Ronaldo’, as performed by little girls

SoccerLens 13 August @ 03:29 PM EST

You know you've 'made' it when 6 and 7 yr girls start parodying you.

As they grow up, it's a frighteningly massive target market. Well done Real Madrid for tapping him up at the right time

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United pull an Arsenal, Gerrard case shines light on Liverpool fans and lots more

SoccerLens 24 July @ 01:51 AM EST

As we amble through the 'most amazing transfer season ever', drunk on the memories of the 'closest title race ever' from last season and looking forward to what surely must be 'the most exciting Premier League season ever', it's easy to miss the trees for the forest - or the blinding neon light that is 24/7/365 football.

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Football at the Top: It’s a Dog’s Life

SoccerLens 23 July @ 03:40 AM EST

At first glance man's best friend has little relevance to football. I mean let's face it, if you're sitting on the psychiatrists couch and he/she is doing that word association thing and comes up with the word dog are you likely to answer football (or vice versa)?

I didn't .. err.. I mean.

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Manchester City are buying up all the real men

SoccerLens 17 July @ 02:21 AM EST

Because you know, it's not about the money but the ambition of playing for the richest owners in the game.

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Diary of a starved football fan

SoccerLens 10 July @ 03:40 AM EST

Walking to the paper shop a couple of weeks ago, I had that ‘forgot something' feeling. I tapped my pockets to make sure I had my usual essentials in tow; wallet, phone, keys. All there, but something still wasn't right. I knew I hadn't left the oven on, largely because I don't use it.

Then it hit me (not the oven) - the hollow sensation I was experiencing emanated from the fact that it was the start of the weekend and the football season had finished.

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Dry-humping goal celebration - wrong or just funny?

SoccerLens 02 July @ 03:35 AM EST

My only question is - is this a yellow card offense or is this OK because there's no skin showing?

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When the King of Pop met Exeter City

SoccerLens 30 June @ 02:22 AM EST

When it comes to discussing Michael Jackson's legacy, it's fair to say the King of Pop had much more influence on music than he did on football, unless you count Bas Savage's moonwalking goal celebrations for Tranmere Rovers. And if you were going to pick one club for Jackson to leave some form of legacy on, you certainly wouldn't have banked on him dropping by Exeter City's St.

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The Ronaldo Deal: As Explained By The UK Press

SoccerLens 12 June @ 10:01 AM EST

Where would we all be without the UK Press? An even better question is what am I doing adding even more print to the already exhausted saga of the world record transfer of the greatest narcissist in the history of football?

Ronaldo must be positively unbearable, flouncing around in LA with the world media spotlight on him.

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Everton’s new shirt is great, Liverpool girls not so great…

SoccerLens 05 June @ 09:06 AM EST

Liverpool may have the edge on the rest of England when it comes to European titles, but when it comes to women they seem to be two steps behind (either that or Everton's PR team has very average taste).

You don't have to pick a Cheryl or a Pinho - even a Curran or Clancy will do.

But while Le Coq Sportif have done a fabulous job with Everton's new home shirt, they could have found better models to put those shirts on.

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Samuel Eto’o’s form leaves Guardiola with some big decisions

SoccerLens 18 May @ 10:31 AM EST

Two goals in the last 9 games. That is the total tally for Samuel Eto'o. Here is an overview over the games:

  1. FCÂ Barcelona vs. Recreativo Huelva 2-0 (Eto'o didn't participate)
  2. Bayern Munich vs. FCÂ Barcelona 1-1
  3. Getafe vs. FCÂ Barcelona 0-1
  4. FCÂ Barcelona vs.
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Chaos in Kaunas: The Decline and Fall of the Romanov Empire

SoccerLens 20 April @ 10:41 AM EST

The Big Four? Try the Only Four. If fans of the English Premier League are increasingly bemoaning the seemingly unshakeable dominance of the former, imagine the absurdity of a division comprised solely of four teams. Yet when the new Lithuanian football season finally kicked off at the beginning of this month, there was a profound sense of relief in many quarters that this bizarre scenario had albeit by a hair's breadth been narrowly avoided.

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Proof that Riley will be 100% unbiased during Everton-United game

SoccerLens 17 April @ 08:46 AM EST

Riley is a good referee. He's an honest referee. He's not a Manchester United fan - he was, but like all true United fans he's moved on to supporting FC United of Manchester in protest at the American scum taking over his beloved club.

If anything, he's more fond of Everton than he is of Manchester United.

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South African team forced to abandon training for sponsor’s ad

SoccerLens 27 March @ 10:00 AM EST
The South African national team's Wednesday training session didn't go exactly as planned. Apparently the team were due to record a tv commercial for their sponsors but despite having the schedule decided six months go, no one had bothered to tell the coach or his team. South Africa's coach Joel Santana had to coaxed into agreeing [. Click to continue reading...

OFF! Fans And Players Clash, Referee Sends Off An Entire Team In Argentina

SoccerLens 25 March @ 03:31 PM EST
Last week we saw an angry fan shoot a player dead. This week we hear of the entire away team (including the subs bench) being red carded by the referee for brawling with the local fans in Argentina. The game was between Barracas Bolivar and General Lamadrid in the Premira C, and with 60 minutes on [. Click to continue reading...

Soccerlens Shirts

SoccerLens 22 March @ 08:40 AM EST
At Soccerlens Shirts you'll find some of the best football tshirts around, starting with our first offering, the Evolution tshirt. The Soccerlens Evolution t-shirt is a remake of the popular 'evolution' shirt and is (hopefully) the first of many cool football shirts that we'll be releasing over the coming months. Click to continue reading...