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Former Arsenal defender Emmanuel Eboue cradles, pins down and interviews reporter

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Emmanuel Eboue isn't averse to madcap behaviour, but this is special even by his standards. During his celebrations after Galatasaray won the Turkish title, the ex-Arsenal right-back picked up a television reporter, placed him on the pitch and held him down while carrying out an interview in which Eboue became the reporter.

Video: RKC Waalwijk’s Jeff Stan catches ref with nasty two-footed lunge

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Two-footed tackles are a sure-fire way to get yourself into trouble with referees, especially if it's the ref who's on the receiving end of your lunge. That's exactly what RKC Waalwijk's Jeff Stan did during their match against NEC. The officially didn't give in to the temptation to give Stan his marching orders.

Video: Crystal Palace boss Ian Holloway’s amazing dressing room dancing

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May 14, 2013 | Enroute to wembley #cpfc it's #karmmm by 7YB on Keek.com Football managers usually bemoan the dressing room music chosen by their playing stuff. But after Crystal Palace reached the Championship play-off final with victory over Brighton last night, Ian Holloway was ready to embrace it.

Video: Chelsea defender David Luiz listens in to Spurs’ tactical advice

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David Luiz has had a busy week of winding up opposition supporters. The latest installment of the Chelsea defender's exploits involved listening in to tactical instructions being given to Lewis Holtby by Spurs manager Andre Villas Boas. Taking his man-marking duties to the extreme, Luiz followed Holtby to the touchline and eavesdropped on the conversation.

Video: Sulley Muntari steals ref’s yellow card, books AC Milan team-mate Mario Balotelli

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Mario Balotelli was booked during AC Milan's win against Torino at the weeked... by team-mate Sulley Muntari. The former Manchester City striker scored a late winner in the match and removed his shirt during the goal celebration. Seeing that the referee was about to dish out the inevitable yellow card to his team-mate, Muntari pinched [.

Video: Arjen Robben sells Bayern Munich team-mate Mario Gomez a beautiful dummy during goal celebration

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We're used to seeing jinking, tricky displays from Bayern Munich winger Arjen Robben... just not usually in his goal celebrations. Once you've admired this great angle of the move leading to his goal, turn your attention to the recently substituted Mario Gomez, who is keen to celebrate the goal. Robben slides on his knees towards [.

Video: Tottenham’s Tom Huddlestone sings Manchester City anthem Blue Moon on the bench

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Given his game-changing substitute appearance, there's no doubting Tom Huddlestone's commitment to the Tottenham cause. But he did provide a comedy moment when TV cameras caught him joining Manchester City fans in a rendition of Blue Moon from the comfort of the Spurs bench. It is a catchy tune. This follows hot on the heels [.

Video: Romanian side uses motorised wheelbarrow as a stretcher, player falls out

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Romanian lower league outfit Timisul Urseni have done away with the traditional stretcher. Instead, their injured players are transported off the pitch in a motorised wheelbarrow. The barrow is clearly a crowd favourite, earning massive cheers as it makes its way onto the pitch. Given the showboating from the 'injured' player as the stretcher heads [.

Video: Everton’s Kevin Mirallas squirts water at Arsenal’s Jack Wilshere

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Arsenal and Everton were involved in an angry bust-up at half-time in last night's 0-0 draw after Kevin Mirallas appeared to squirt water at Jack Wilshere. The Toffees star sneakily fired the water bottle behind him, scoring a direct hit on the Gunners' midfielder. The incident dubbed Watergate, naturally sparked on angry response [.

Video: Stefano Sorrentino forgets how this backpass lark works (Palermo vs Bologna)

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Palermo keeper Stefano Sorrentino suffered an absolute howler at the weekend when he appeared to momentarily forget the backpass rule. He received the ball from team-mate Michel Morganella not the greatest backpass you'll ever see, but manageable. Rather than clearing the ball with his feet, Sorrentino opts to half think about making a save [.

Video: Ref Mark Clattenburg forgets his cards (Reading 0-0 Liverpool)

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Referee Mark Clattenburg suffered an embarrassing moment during yesterday's encounter between Reading and Liverpool when he realised he had forgotten his cards. Clattenburg forgot to bring his notepad and yellow and red cards out for the second-half of the match. He only realised he had left the items in his dressing room when he attempted [.

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Spanish side Xerez threatened with chilling crucifixes laid by fans

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Bill Shankly once claimed that football was more important than a matter of life or death, but we reckon that if he had seen this chilling sight before him, he may just have thought twice about his comment. It isn't long since Xerez were in La Liga, but after a horrible season they were relegated [..

Dogs dressed in Real Madrid and Barcelona kits play their very own El Clásico

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Sure the El Clásico games are full of immense skill, but the constant match-ups in the league, Copa del Rey and Champions League have started to take the shine off the event. Familiarity can breed contempt. In contrast, circus performer Davide Zimmari can breed footballer dogs. The eccentric showman has re-injected some sense of spontaneity [.

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Glenn Whelan ‘leaves a pig’s head’ in Stoke team-mate Kenwyne Jones’ locker, Jones smashes his windscreen

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It's definitely the end of term at the Britannia Stadium. Following the pasting Michael Owen's Merc received, Stoke's squad have now allegedly turned to leaving dead animals in each other's lockers. Kenwyne Jones reportedly went to his locker today only to find a pig's head inside. The finger of suspcion imeediately pointed to Republic of [.

Spurs’ Gareth Bale’s and Arsenal’s Theo Walcott were the underwear bandits

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Theo Walcott has revealed that he and Spurs star Gareth Bale were the self-styled "underwear bandits" during their Southampton days. That was the name they gave to their bizarre antics, which involved putting pants on their heads and terrorising team-mates in the Saints' academy by rampaging into their rooms and attacking them with pillows.

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Sunderland boss Paolo Di Canio wants to slap ‘Playboy model’ Connor Wickham

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Paolo Di Canio says he is tempted to slap Sunderland youngster Connor Wickham to ensure he fulfils his potential. The Black Cats boss is keen to see the 20-year-old live up to the expectations that came when he arrived on Wearside from Ipswich for £8.1 million two years ago. He said: "Maybe, with this guy, [.

Aston Villa midfielder Fabian Delph would miss birth of child to help relegation fight

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Fabian Delph says he and his heavily pregnant girlfriend have agreed that he will miss the birth of their first child if it happens during an Aston Villa match. The 23-year-old is due to become a father next month and says he will skip the birth if it means helping Paul Lambert's side to retain [...]

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Football Mystery: Will Alan Curbishley ever work again?

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Hunting around the betting sites looking for the bookies' choices to be the new Manchester United manager this week, we were reminded that perennial vacant job dark horse Alan Curbishley is still out of work and featuring surprisingly high in some lists of contenders to replace Sir Alex Ferguson. Despite the fairly generous odds on [.

Bookies Paddy Power reckon a Liverpool fan has one wish left

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Bookmakers Paddy Power never shy away from the chance to create a cheeky billboard and they certainly never miss an opportunity for some controversial PR. So, they've jumped on the news that Sir Alex Ferguson is retiring as Manchester United manager by suggesting that somewhere a Liverpool fan has just one wish left.

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Wolves fans offered cutout prayer in local newspaper

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Wolves fans are heading into this weekend's match at Brighton on the verge of back-to-back promotions. They need to win and hope Peterborough and Brighton lose if they are to stay in the Championship. In need of a miracle, they've turned to God. The local Express and Star newspaper has got the Bishop of Wolverhampton, [.

Manchester United add Manchester City advisory to re-run of Aston Villa match

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MUTV, Manchester United's official TV channel, added a cheeky advisory notice to the re-run of the club's title-winning Premier League victory over Aston Villa. Mimicking the film classification certificates displayed before movies, the match received a 'season classifcation' to confirm that it had been a 'title-winning season'.

Arsenal fan receives insurance payout over Gareth Bale’s derby goal for Tottenham

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A Norwegian Arsenal fan has received compensation after dislocating his shoulder when Spurs took the lead in last month's north London derby. Sverre Litleskare popped his shoulder out of it socket when he raised his right arm too quickly in his attempt to show his disgust at Gareth Bale's opener. While watching the match with [.

South African pitch invader smacks referee with a vuvuzela

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Throughout the 2010 World Cup in South Africa there were calls to ban the vuvuzela, primarily because of the ear drum-persecuting drone that they insist upon. Now there's an even more pressing reason to cork the plastic horns one has been used to assault a match official! The sour note happened in the first [.

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Alleged Newcastle horse puncher Barry Rogerson insists he’s an animal lover

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The Newcastle fan alleged to have punched a horse following last weekend's derby defeat to Sunderland insists he's an animal lover. Unemployed factory work Barry Rogerson, aged 45, from Morpeth, reeled off a list of pets and a penchant for feeding foxes in mitigation for his attack on a police horse.

Boyband One Direction train with Newcastle

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Surprise arrivals at Newcastle's training ground are usually of the French persuasion. But they upped their English (and Irish) quota by parachuting in boyband One Direction for a training session. A veteran Magpies five-a-side team of manager Alan Pardew and coaching staff John Carver, Andy Woodman, Steve Stone and Peter Beardsley defeated the poptastic triallists, [.

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Macedonian Mario Gjurovski sent off for Muangthong United for frankly ridiculous celebration

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The problem with the rule about getting a yellow card for an over-elaborate celebration is that once you have over-stepped the line, you might as well run with it and get your money's worth. That is very much an ethos followed by Macedonian midfielder Mario Gjurovski of Muangthong United during a Thai Premier League match [.

Brighton apologise to Crystal Palace over dressing room excrement

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Brighton have apologised to Crystal Palace after excrement was found smeared on the Amex Stadium's away dressing room walls ahead of the Championship play-off semi-final second leg. Someone at Brighton with access to the dressing rooms had staged a dirty protest ahead of the match, and the Eagles arrived for the game to discover their [.

Childish! CSKA Moscow midfielder Pontus Wembloom draws phallus on manager’s back

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A friend's school exercise book, a steamy shower door and a car window are just three of the places that it is impossible (with a certain necessary immaturity) to leave without drawing a member on. Now you can, rather bizarrely, add football manager's back to that list. Yesterday, CSKA Moscow drew with Kuban to gain [.

Galatasaray fan injures Didier Drogba at training

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And this is why open training sessions can be a bad idea. After winning the Turkish league, Galatasaray decided to say thank you to fans by inviting supporters to watch the team train, but it led to a rather bizarre incident. After ten minutes of the session, a man ran through the barrier holding back [.

QPR defender Stephane Mbia tweets Joey Barton to ask if they can swap clubs again

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QPR have launched an internal investigation after Stephane Mbia took to Twitter to begin talks about a move away from the club. Mbia tweeted Joey Barton who moved to Marseille on loan as part of the deal that saw Mbia move to Loftus Road asking if they could swap back. He tweeted: "Do [...]

Swedish club give VIP day to lonely away fan

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Clubs are often (and deservedly) accused of ignoring the fans, but that isn't an accusation you can label at Swedish club Brommapojkarna. When they played away at Mjallby, the players noticed that only one fan made the long trip to watch his team. Impressed by his dedication and loyalty, the club offered to pay for [.

CSKA Sofia fans dig grave for club owners on the pitch

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Angry CSKA Sofia fans have taken a rather interesting approach to making their feelings unclear. The Ultras have been unahppy with how the club has been run of late, and broke into th club's stadium at night. They dug a grave intended for the club's owners, which is quite a chilling thing for an owner [.

Rapid Vienna fans build wall to stop underperforming staff entering club

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Fans of clubs are often accused of lying down and taking it when shat on by their respective clubs. It's all very well moaning about ticket prices, but if you keep going to matches then nothing will change. Fans of Rapid Vienna in Austria are the folks to follow if you want an example to [...]

Helen Flanagan, WAG of Man City’s Scott Sinclair: ‘He eats like a horse’

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The girlfriend of Manchester City benchwarmer Scott Sinclair has revealed she has to hit the supermarket every single day to keep up with his eating habits. Former Coronation Street actress Helen Flanagan mentioned her daily shopping trips on behalf of the former Swansea man in her first column for Star magazine.

Top 10 best Luis Suarez biting Photoshop jokes

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1. Colonel Suarez 2. Luis, eat a Snickers 3. Clarice... 4. Der-der, der-der-der-der 5. Good boy, Luis 6. You're my 'earo (he genuinely does follow him) 7. I see sandwiches 8. Muzzled 9. Take-away 10. All-Branislav

Sligo Rovers dumped out of Setanta Cup by Irish newspaper the Herald

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It was quite a shock when Irish league champions Sligo Rovers lost their match against Drogheda United in the Setanta Cup semi-final, but the Herald newspaper took things a little too far. The paper reported that Sligo had been "dumped out of the competition", which is well and good, but last night was just the [.

Sepp Blatter unveils portrait of himself, declares war on baseball

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FIFA president Sepp Blatter is in the Dominican Republic to play his part in the fight against the evils of baseball. Blatter unveiled a portrait of himself before turning his attention to rounders on steroids, a sport so heinous that he can't even bring himself to utter its name. You see, the sport whose name [.

Brazilian Ronaldinho’s skills celebrated in flipbook form

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STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW. Thank you, because this deserves respect. It might be a little bit nerdy, but you have to be hugely impressed by anyone that has spent such an incredible amount of time creating something that is essentially useless, but so so beautiful. Someone has posted a Youtube video which [.

Irate Bulgarian coach steals referee’s cards and chucks them away

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This has to be one of the most entertaining andunbelievable hissy-fits we have ever witnessed from a football manager. The match in question is a top-tier Bulgarian clash between CSKA Sofia and Botev Vratsa and the madness kicks off when a Botev player concedes a red card for a handball in his own area.

It wasn’t Lee Trundle! Rotund football freestyler revealed

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Last weekend we brought you the homemade video of a rather large football freestyler in South Wales, and joked that it might be ex-Swansea striker Lee Trundle. Well, the joke is clearly on us because he has been revealed as Andrew Cassidy. Sky Sports News caught up with 50-year-old Cassidy, who works as a fisherman [.