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Newcastle United have angered fans with plans to rename their ground the
sportsdirect.com@St James' Park Stadium until the end of the season.
Mr Ashley manages to make two decisions in one morning and still finds time to consume as much
lard as possible.
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Chris Hughton has been named as the permanent manager of Newcastle, while the Magpies
have also been taken off the market.
There's an image you don't see everyday!
Forget Barry Moat. X Factor judge Cheryl Cole admits she would love to be the next
Geordie messiah and buy her beloved club, Newcastle United and then put her husband Ashley at
left-back!
The Championship leaders are the subject of a £100m sale as desperate owner Mike Ashley aims to
quit the club at the earliest opportunity possible after putting them on the market in May
following their Premier League demise.
Fingers crossed!
Come on Mike, surely it's time you left?
Alan Shearer will finally be appointed as manager of Newcastle United if Mike Ashley can be
persuaded to accept an offer for the club by a consortium fronted by a prominent Tyneside
businessman.
Anyone wondering if things could get any worse for the Toon Army faithful will be stunned to
find out that they can indeed sink even lower.
Mike Ashley, the Newcastle United owner, is examining the possibility of retaining
possession of the relegated club for at least another year.
