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Manchester City’s Mario Balotelli: “I didn’t put my arse in the nutella”

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Although the Manchester City forward has refused to give interviews in English during Euro 2012, that hasn't stopped him from providing the quote of the tournament so far. Speaking in front of the Italian press, the mesmerising maverick swerved from a rather touching sentiment, to a reference that left Italian boss Cesare Prandelli and journalists totally [.

Vincent Kompany Tackled By Small Bag During Man City Training (Video)

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By Chris Wright

Short, sweet and does exactly what it says on the tin like Warwick Davis smeared in a mixture of Nutella and Ronseal.

But enough about the sketchbook that got me thrown out of Art College, here's Vincent Kompany Manchester City's erstwhile captain and leader being sent arse-over-teats backwards after being sneaked snuck snaken snook crept up on by a small blue ninja stealth bag during training.

CHAMPS LEAGUE : Arjen Robben Struggles To Get Into Training Bib, Kun Aguero Does Napoli & Cavani’s Loyalty

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Napoli vs Man City | Bayern Munich vs VillarrealÂ
Lyon vs Ajax | Man United vs BenficaÂ

What's going on here, Arjen Robben... alles OK? Well, it's only a minor problem that happens when your eyes refuse to OPEN and you don't know what on Earth you're doing at the training ground at 7 in the morning.

Lazy Links & Randoms

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Kickette RCA winner Mario Gomez shares a sofa with Jon Bon Jovi and Heidi Klum at the taping of Wetten Dass.

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Cute Germans and Nutella? Who's been peeking into our diary of footy food fantasies?
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WAG Clio Zenden says her seven-year relationship with Sunderland's Bolo Zenden is dunzo.

Lazy Links & Randoms

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Kickette RCA winner Mario Gomez shares a sofa with Jon Bon Jovi and Heidi Klum at the taping of WETTEN DASS? Mario seems underwhelmed by the serenade.

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Cute Germans and Nutella? Who's been peeking into our diary of footy food fantasies?
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WAG Clio Zenden reveals that her seven-year relationship with Sunderland's Bolo Zenden is officially dunzo.

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Unsere Nationalspielerinnen tanzen…

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Am Sonntag, den 26.06.2011 beginnt die Weltmeisterschaft der Frauen. Unsere Nationalspielerinnen sind für die anstehenden Spiele schon bestens vorbereitet und können sich jetzt ein lockeres Tänzchen vor der Kamera erlauben. Alexandra Popp, Nadine Angerer, Celia Okoyino da Mbabi, Kim Kulig, Inka Grings, Fatmire „Lira" Bajramaj, Simone Laudehr und Anja Mittag sowie [.

Unsere Nationalspielerinnen tanzen…

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Am Sonntag, den 26.06.2011 beginnt die Weltmeisterschaft der Frauen. Unsere Nationalspielerinnen sind für die anstehenden Spiele schon bestens vorbereitet und können sich jetzt ein lockeres Tänzchen vor der Kamera erlauben. Alexandra Popp, Nadine Angerer, Celia Okoyino da Mbabi, Kim Kulig, Inka Grings, Fatmire „Lira" Bajramaj, Simone Laudehr und Anja Mittag sowie [.

Córdoba, das war einmal!

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Mh, da war doch was im Jahr 1978. Bei der WM in Argentinien gab es die Schmach von Córdoba und wir dürfen uns sogar heute noch mit den alten Geschichten herumschlagen. Das aber hat jetzt ein Ende, denn Córdoba ist nicht mehr Córdoba! Wie kommt das? Ja, die Argentinier sind uns hier sehr entgegengekommen und [.

Deutschland vs. den starken Österreicher

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Fantastisch, auch aus Österreich kommt mal ne gute Werbung zum Thema Fussball. Verarschen die sich selber oder wollen sie nur ihre eigenen Leute ein wenig aufmischen? Ist auch wurscht, oder Schnitzel wie der Ösi sagen würde... Quelle: Youtube (User: maven2k7) Fritten, Fussball & Bier - Ein alternativer Fussball-Blog, der sich um die wirklich wichtigen Themen des Fussballs [.

Langsam kommen die Österreicher

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Österreich ist unser Lieblingsnachbarland. Nicht nur, weil sie hohe Berge haben und wir dort im Winter mit einer Hingabe zum Skifahren hingondeln, sondern auch weil sie uns im Fussball schon lange nicht mehr gefährlich geworden sind. Bis auf Platz 60 sind sie in der FIFA-Weltrangliste abgerutscht und vor allem wir Bayern haben unseren Spaß damit, [.

Der Nike-Fluch…

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Der Nutella-Fluch war gestern. Bei dieser WM in Südafrika hat der bisher nichts zu suchen, dafür aber hat der Nike-Fluch Einzug gehalten. Und der ist im Gegensatz zum Nutella-Fluch auch noch International. Drogba, Rooney, Cannavaro, Ronaldo...wo sind sie? Nicht mehr dabei und davor hat man von ihnen auch nicht viel gesehen.

World Cup 2010

A Tie For SQ's Silly Theory of the Year Award: The Nutella Curse and the Curse of the Nike Ad

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World Cup years bring all kinds of interesting theories about what explains performance in soccer, and this year was no exception. This year I found two of them particularly entertaining - in a silly kind of way. Because they are essentially the same theory, they share SoccerQuantified's silly theory of the year award: they're the Nutella Curse and the Curse of the Nike Ad.

Gimme Hope Joachim: The Remix.

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Fairly sure this was completely missed during the World Cup, but if not, it's certainly no crime to post again. Actually, it may be illegal in several countries not to post it again.

You'll probably remember the a-capella Gimme Hope Joachim song from pre-World Cup, because it was the best thing without umlauts to arrive from Germany this year.

Germany sing "Give me hope"

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A very interesting an heart rending plea to Joachim to give them hope.They've even got the pope to join in.

Lyrics partly translated as...

The Portuguese have the best players; The Brazilians are pretty fast; The Spaniards have not lost in three years; But we have the most beautiful hotel.

Werder Bremen

Transfer Totty: As The Özil Turns

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Better find a new jar of Nutella, Kickettes, we've got some tanned, smooth Turkish-German abs on the menu. Photo via Nordphoto and the Weser Kurier.

For those all up in the Bundesliga mix, you'll be well aware of the ongoing saga with Mesut Özil, who currently plays for Werder Bremen. Will he re-sign with the club?

5 Reasons Why Germans > Nutella

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If you haven't seen Mesut Özil (Werder Bremen), Benedikt Höwedes, Manuel Neuer (both Schalke 04)and Mats Hummels (Dortmund) playing cowboys with their Nutella spread, then you're truly missing out.

Nutella is the stuff study abroad dreams are made of as long as you can stave off the inevitable stone and a half in weight gain.

5 Reasons Why German Men Are Better Than Nutella

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If you haven't seen Mesut Özil (Werder Bremen), Benedikt Höwedes, Manuel Neuer (both Schalke 04)and Mats Hummels (Dortmund) playing cowboys with their Nutella spread, then you're truly missing out.

Nutella is the stuff study abroad dreams are made of as long as you can stave off the inevitable stone and a half in weight gain.

Weekly Dose 23.10.08

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A must read interview with Hoffenheim's sugar daddy Dietmar Hopp. (Spiegel Online) The swimsuit edition of the Hoffenheim story. And a small correction: the article quotes Ralf Rangnick as saying Hoffenheim has the same budget as Energie Cottbus. He was comparing Hoffenheim's wage budget (€23m) with Cottbus' overall budget (€23m).

Daily Dose: October 22nd, 2008.

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Stuff to read while you drive through highway tolls without pants on...... The curse of Nutella for German footballers. (The Bundesliga Blog) But Nutella is not the only problem for German players these days. (ESPN) Portsmouth players being taught to speak Harry. (The Spoiler) A moment in history Arsenal would like to forget.

The Rest

PotD: Mi Manchi

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Coleen Rooney: Real Women Really Workout

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Spoiler alert: our 'test' doesn't end well for our self esteems. Image taken June 2011 for Col's A/W 2011 collection for Littlewoods.

Have you ever sat and wondered how some of England's beloved WAGs stay so trim and fit in the face of luxe lifestyle adversity?

No? Us neither. But whether we like it or not, Coleen's trainer has revealed how the WAG stays healthy: a strict no sugar diet complemented by regular boxing sessions in the gym.

Achtung United States, Meet your New Midfielder, Jermaine Jones

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After what feels like years of speculation, Jermaine Jones finally suited up for the U.S. National Team in Saturday night's 2-2 draw with Poland at Soldier Field in Chicago.

My first impression of how the young German born midfielder did in his first outing with the Red, White, & Blue - promising.

It´s not about politics…

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It´s not about politics...it´s only about soccer! Ja die Weltmeisterschaft steht vor der Tür und selbst die Amerikaner werden mit einem TV-Spot auf das Ereignis eingestimmt. Ob es aber funktioniert, eine Fussballbegeisterung in den USA auszulösen, wage ich jetzt mal zu bezweifeln. Ach ja, Politik, Religion, Öl, Gas und die ganze Umweltverschmutzung sind während der [.

Purtroppo il tempo che deve passare...

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Purtroppo il tempo che deve passare dopo la partita per scrivere un post si accorcia sempre di più perché le sconfitte sono sempre più frequenti e si arriva all'abitudine. Bei tempi quando, al contrario, la vittoria era una norma consolidata. Tornando alle sventure di questi tempi, credo che ormai sia chiaro che esiste si un progetto ma sicuramente non si tratta di quello di tornare a primeggiare in Italia e in Europa.

"Without Kaka, we cannot be champions"

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So spake Paolo Maldini in his last press conference. El Gran Capitano said that this move to sell the Brazilian was unprecedented and forecast a gloomy future for Milan.

"This is a historic change for Milan and it will be unrealistic to expect us to win the Champions League without Kaka."

When Franco Baresi retired the club was able to bounce back from that dark period.