So this is Kanye West's idea of laying low: a vaguely NSFW 11-minute short film directed by Spike Jones starring an inebriated Mr. West on a bottle-service binge that ends in multiple stabbings, both human & animal alike.
Huh. Stereogum says it's basically his "The Wrestler" and I could kinda buy that. Click to continue reading...

Apologies. We should have published this photo with a large warning in the title that it's NSFW.

Because really, it's shopping bag porn. And it. is. good.

We'll be back after a cold shower.

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Apologies. We should have published this photo with a large warning in the title that it's NSFW.

Because really, it's shopping bag porn. And it. is. good.

We'll be back after a cold shower.

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Congratulations are in order for Victor Valdes,  who celebrated the birth of his first son, Dylan, yesterday. Granted paternity leave by Barcelona, he skipped yesterday's practice witness the birth at Dexeus Hospital. Dylan weighed in at 3 kilos and is said to be healthy and doing well.

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Congratulations are in order for Victor Valdes,  who celebrated the birth of his first son, Dylan, yesterday. Granted paternity leave by Barcelona, he skipped yesterday's practice witness the birth at Dexeus Hospital. Dylan weighed in at 3 kilos and is said to be healthy and doing well.

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(audio NSFW!)

Since the theme on Fridays is irrational anger, I figured this would fit nicely. Pretty sure he shoved that guy in slow motion, and the rant aimed at the referee following the red card is pretty fantastic. Especially the way he changes vocal inflection when asking the same question repeatedly.

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Los leones volvieron a perder en el estadio Jalisco, urge que lleguen los refuerzos brasileños para ver si el equipo levanta, en vía de mientras tienen mucho por trabajar en la cancha, pero por el lado de prensa están haciendo un muy buen trabajo con presencia en la web, twitter, facebook, el paquete completo pues, ojala sigan así y continúen mejorando.

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• FIFA President Sepp Blatter takes an embarrassing tumble [101 great goals]

• Inter Milan take on the UCLA men's soccer team in a friendly today at 4pm if you are in LA. See you there. Looks like NFL stud Chad Johnson is a big Zlatan Ibrahimovic fan... [Unprofessional Foul]

• Frank Lampard seeing the benefits of being a top class fantasy footballer.

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(Audio NSFW)

Not a tackle, but...wow. Who threatens to show their genitals to someone they're angry at? And in front of U-16 girls, no less.

It was nice of him to let them keep his flag, though.

[Thanks to Bleachers7 for the tip.]

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Yo no conocía a esta supuesta actriz(porno) Natalia Zeta , pero desde el sábado pasado un fotógrafo alemán la inmortalizo a ella y a sus amigas que festejaron en grande el triunfo del Barcelona en el Santiago Bernabeu, si ya se que solo lo hicieron por publicidad, pero que importa,vaya pues que dale clic aquí para ver las fotos completas NSFW. Click to continue reading...