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English Premier League

From Arsenal With Love: Listen to the David Moyes Parody Based On Lionel Ritchie’s ‘Hello’ Song: NSFW

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Arsenal supporters are having a laugh at the expense of Manchester United manager David Moyes and the poor form the club has been suffering this season in the league, FA Cup (knocked out by Swansea) and League Cup (knocked out by Sunderland).

While the mood among Manchester United supporters will be buoyed by the signing of Juan Mata, the club still has a lot of work ahead of it in order to turn this season around so songs like these don't become more commonplace.

Video Cameras Go Inside The Dressing Room With Peter Reid, Sunderland Manager, 96/97: NSFW [VIDEO]

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If you ever wondered what it used to be like in a dressing room either before a match, during half-time or after the match was over, here's some eyeopening footage of Peter Reid when he was Sunderland manager during the 1996/97 Premier League season.

The footage is part of a longer documentary about Sunderland's season in the top flight.

Videos

NSFW Aficionada sexy en la liga holandesa de fútbol

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Hace poco en la liga holandesa de fútbol, (donde debería de estar dirigiendo Van Schip), una aficionada alegro a los jugadores antes del encuentro GVV vs Groningen.

Solo apareció unos segundos topless para apoyar con los colores de su equipo, pero valió la pena para millones. Una vez más las holandesas nos dan un buen motivo para sonreír en el fútbol.

Rueda de prensa y el soborno a ‘Pepa’ Baldessari

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Todos se quejan de partidos arreglados de árbitros y jugadores comprados, de malos manejos y un sin fin de quejas, Mourinho llorando y gritando ¿Por qué? pero y los demás ¿Que hacen? ¿Como lo comprueban?
Pues un entrenador argentino llamado la pepa Baldessari denuncia Soborno en Copa Perú y realiza un espectáculo fuera de lo común por decir lo menos NSFW.

File Under: Random Celtic Post

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So this is what former Miss Vermont Katy Johnson is doing now? Huh. Random that the lady from the infamous, VERY NSFW Tucker Max blogpost-cum-lawsuit is now rolling with The Bhoys on the Jimmy Delaney bus. "Hail, hail" and all of that but there is no way in hell Katy Johnson even knows who Jimmy Delaney is.

Johan Djourou Presents ‘The Arsenal Awards’ (Video)

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By Chris Wright

In which resident Arsenal japester Johan Djourou presents his teammates with a succession of various 'end of season' awards.

Things we learnt from the video:

1. Jack Wilshere is, indeed, a tiny human.

2. Wojciech Szczesny is a one-man comedy roadshow.

Football Babe Larissa Riquelme Dresses As Wilma Flintstone, Boyfriend Plays Fred (Video)

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By WAG Watcher

If you thought we'd forgotten about Larissa... well, think again. Here she is dressed as Wilma Flintstone for a 50th anniversary tribute to the classic cartoon series:

The guy in the video is Koke Oneto, her on-off-on boyfriend.

We assumed Larissa would be more of a 'medallion sugar daddy' type, but it seems she's more into 'Dalston Tossers'.

Video: Manchester United’s loyal supports respond to the Wayne Rooney saga

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Subtitle fun There's NSFW language in the subtitles but the audio is only offensive in musical terms.

Video: Manchester United’s loyal supporters respond to the Wayne Rooney saga

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Subtitle fun There's NSFW language in the subtitles but the audio is only offensive in musical terms.


Video: Larissa Riquelme Invites Boob Grab On Mexican Chat Show

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By Ollie Irish

She's not shy, this one...

If anyone speaks Spanish and can tell us what the hell is going on here, we'd be much obliged.

Larissa Riquelme Poses Naked Again (NSFW)

Larissa Riquelme Gets Naked In 3D For Playboy (NSFW Photos)



Football's David Anderson Makes the Futbol Fans Laugh

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The ringer at last night's party at Venue in Houston aka Bobby Boswell's Def Comedy Soccer Jam was Houston Texan David Anderson. Kid was a pro up there and could probably get paid a pretty penny to take his show on the road.

Here's most of his set from last night including his NSFW takes on the University of Phoenix, teammate Owen Daniels, fantasy football, the ease with which NFL and players attract the ladies.

How Other Fans View Arsenal Supporters (VIDEO)

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This is obviously anti-Arsenal, but it's very, very funny, and if we can't laugh at ourselves every now and then, maybe we're taking this whole Arsenal supporter thing too seriously (it's NSFW for language):

Whoever made that video pretty much nailed all our tics. I'm going to start using "Jack Wilshere will be like Jesus, but with a football" from now on.

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Las deportistas olímpicas alemanas posan desnudas en Playboy

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Cuando tuve la oportunidad de visitar las tierras germanas , iba con pocas expectativas en cuanto a la belleza femenil se refiere, por la mala fama que tienen las mujeres alemanas , si a eso le agregas el estigma del doping deportivo en epocas pasadas pues no queda mas que esperar lo peor.
Pero bien dicen que viajar abre los ojos y así fue , me encontré por todos lados con mujeres muy sanas e incluso divertidas, ávidas de nuevas experiencias.

Las fotos de Patty Orue desnuda

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Patty Orue una guapa mujer paraguaya durante la copa america 2011 llamo la atención y dio de que hablar también en el partido de homenaje a Salvador Cabañas en el estadio azteca en México, le quiere hacer mas que sombra a Larissa Riquelme.
Pues resulta ser que quien convencio de posar desnuda a esta mujer fue la revista H precisamente en México.

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USWNT Alex Morgan SI Swimsuit Body Painting (NSFW)

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TweetSeeing as the US Women's National Team are playing out in Portugal today, as part of the Algarve Cup, I thought I'll treat y'all to some pictures of striker Alex Morgan posing for Sports Illustrated in only body paint!... Sports Illustrated is something that we don't have on this side of the pond.

Nothing Says World Cup Like Gratuitous Nudity

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No sooner than the football takes hold of our hearts and minds, the traveling art of the World Cup, the ladies, will garner attention from another area of the body...the eyes, obviously. This makes the day Sweden was knocked out of World Cup contention the saddest day in recent football history, yet we shall trudge on, fighting the good fight perhaps the easiest fight of them all.

Liverpool

Polish female football fans strip off to save club (NSFW pictures)

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Polish female football fans strip off to save club (NSFW pictures)

Football clubs going to the wall is obviously a terrible thing, but sometimes even the darkest clouds have silver linings. Take Polish IV League side Klub Sportowy Hutnik Krakow. The club went bust once before in 2010, and are now on the verge of a second liquidation.

Nobody’s Going Anywhere. Deal With It.

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The author after waiting for another Guardian exclusive.

Let's clear a few things up:

First, I've been drinking a bit. When you impregnate your wife and then ship her off to parts unknown for a baby shower, you earn that privilege. You could also call it a "problem," prude.

Bayern Munich

Aficionados del Bayern Munich son expulsados del estadio por tener sexo durante el partido

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Dos aficionados del Bayern Munich fueron expulsados del estadio Rhein Neckar Arena por tener relaciones sexuales en las tribunas durante el partido.

Los hechos sucedieron durante el primer tiempo del encuentro entre Bayern Munich y el Hoffenheim de la Bundesliga, los dos aficionados simplemente se bajaron los pantalones y comenzaron a hacerlo, -"parecía que no tenían inhibiciones"- declaro un testigo a la prensa.

Bayern Munich Fans Caught Having Sex During 0-0 Bore-Draw With Hoffenheim (NSFW Photos)

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By Chris Wright

Please note that, before you scroll down, there are a couple of slightly NSFW pictures at the bottom of this here article.

Anyway, you know the feeling, we've all been there; it's a god-awful goalless draw, every passing minute seems like an eon, the game has been utterly devoid of incident thus far and there's no danger of anything happening anytime soon so you whip down your kecks and give the missus the old 'sexy heave ho' to idle away the match.

WAG

WORGs Gallery: Howling at the Moon

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The word "WAG" was created to function as a plural: English players' wives and girlfriends, roving through Germany in a sort of mass or pack, terrorizing shopkeepers, coming out at night to run up horrifying collective restaurant tabs beneath the light of the full moon. Yes, there was an added s as the word was commonly used, but rather than implying a group composed of individual members, it was clearly meant to serve as part of an overall abbreviation: wives and girlfriends, glimpsed by unbelieving townsfolk on the edge of the Black Forest, or near the Hohenbaden Castle ruins.

Larissa Riquelme’s Idiot Brother Arrested For Bank Robbery

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By WAG Watcher

Moley moley moley

The dim-witted brother of our favourite football-loving skank, aka Larissa Riquelme, has been arrested on suspicion of taking part in a bank robbery in Paraguay. This from our pals at The Spoiler:

"Freddy Riquelme was taken in by police after trying to make a 'significant deposit' in another bank days later.

Soccer Babe Larissa Riquelme Wants A Korean Boyfriend (Not Really)

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By WAG Watcher

Paraguay's No. 1 skank fan, the incomparable Larissa Riquelme, has signed a deal with Couple.net, apparently in the hope of finding herself a single Korean man that "fits her criteria". Hmmm.

Riquelme and Couple.net are to give single Korean men a chance to "woo her" (ahem) during a one-month period.

Larissa Riquelme Had A Nose Job! (With Photos)

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By WAG Watcher

Stop the world, stop the press, stop what you're doing because this is BIG. Bigger even than Peter Crouch's slippers...

Thanks to an unethical plastic surgeon, we now know that Paraguay superfan/superbabe Larissa Riquelme has had... gulp... a nose job.

The Football WAG Index No.32: Daniela Cavalieri

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By Ollie Irish

More proof, if it were needed, that professional footballers really do punch well above their weight when it comes to attracting the ladies.

Here is Diego Cavalieri, former Liverpool reserve keeper who now plays for Cesena:

And here is his wife, Daniela Cavalieri (a little NSFW nudity ahoy!

Wag Of The Week… World Cup Wags – Sarah Brandner (NSFW)

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Another week brings us a new WAG from the SI Swimsuit Edition. This weeks WAG is Sarah Brandner, the girlfriend of Germany and FC Bayern midfielder Bastian Schweinsteiger...

Now this is the one all of you were waiting for, we all remember seeing Sarah in the stands during the Euro 2008 competition.

Butt's Brain: Wednesday

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What Should Cesc do first: Get a haircut or move to Barcelona?
Butt's Brain - aggregating some interesting footie links from around the web for your consumption and pleasure:
  • Brazil vs Argentina: The greatest rivalry [A Football Report]
  • Three words to sum up Cesc Fabregas [Football Corner]
  • Clint Dempsey's wife is a WAG.

Daily Dose

Daily Dose: August 25th, 2010.

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Along with today's links, a video from our friends at TalkSPORT, showing that chairman Randy Lerner may be the real reason why the Villa job is so hard to fill ... (asterisked vulgarity, so maybe a little NSFW):

  • Paolo Bandini previews the Serie A season. (Guardian)
  • Football with a bit more meaning.

Daily Dose: May 24th, 2010

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More on FIFA vs South Africa...

  • Which World Cup team are you? (The Gaffer)
  • "The Homes of Football" exhibition (some NSFW) (Stuart Clarke)
  • Oceania's international soccer stadiums (The Best Eleven)
  • FOX's Champions League final efforts assessed... (Dirty Tackle)
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The Rest

Coventry fan rants on radio station and shows why you shouldn’t leave a game early

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Warning: One very quick use of NSFW language in video clip

Coventry City were aiming for a place in the Johnstone's Paint Trophy Final with a visit to Crewe Alexandra on Tuesday, despite being 3-0 down from the semi-final first leg.

Distraught after watching a goalless performance at the Alexandra Stadium, a Cov fan named Dan left the match a few minutes early and immediately called BBC Coventry & Warwickshire to vent his frustration.

AC Milan’s Maxi Lopez allegedly caught naked on webcam

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The life of a professional footballer can't be easy: they have to deal with pressure on the pitch, constant media scrutiny, and the fear that their webcam masturbation videos could be made public at any moment.

Milan striker Maxi Lopez appears to be the latest footballer to pull a Ronaldinho, as the interwebs are awash with pictures that seem to depict the Argentinean putting on a clothes-less webcam show.

Nos Audietis' Greatest Hits: Interviews And Comedy Bits

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This is going to be a very slow weekend, so pardon the recycled material, but I realize not everyone who is a regular on this site listens to our podcast, Nos Audietis. Honestly, I don't blame you. It's usually at least an hour long and not everyone can afford to devote that kind of time every week.

Getafe: The Best Thing To Happen To Football Ads Ever (NSFW)

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[That NSFW is rather legit. And rather surprising, actually.]

There's yet to be a version dubbed in English, or that I've seen already, so here's a snippet from The Guardian explaining:


The tongue-in-cheek video opens with a fan standing in front of an empty stand under the words: "There's a problem: there aren't many of us.

Increasing Interest In The Women’s World Cup, One German Lady At A Time

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Germany are the overwhelming Women's World Cup favorites for two very distinct reasons:

i. They're better than everybody else two-time defending champs.
ii. They're better than everybody else and hosting the tournament.

But they've also launched a couple of campaigns one formal, the other less so in order to drum up interest.

Robert Pires and Harry Redknapp Face Off At Villa Park: Video

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Aston Villa's Robert Pires and Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp got into a face off Sunday during the match at Villa Park.

Redknapp was incensed after Jermaine Jenas had a chance to break away down the left wing but Pires stopped him in his tracks by falling down which resulted in Jenas falling over.

World Cup Vuvuzela: Thought Of The Day Video

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Paul Sorene

THE Vuvuzela. The last word. Because dogs know good music...

Vuvuzela – Greatest Pictures
In Pictures: Origins Of Vuvuzela Discovered (NSFW)