Got, Not Got: the unholy horror of the Frankenstein's monster football sticker

There aren't many things in life that can cause man or boy as much alarm as a hastily recoloured kit on a football card or sticker. For starters, there's the creeping sense of injustice as you see through the sticker company's little ruse – spotting the iffy, last-minute airbrushing and feeling soiled by the messy evidence of a crime.

Burnley 5 - Nottingham Forest 1 Forest already trailed 2-0 when Robbie Findley entered the game in the 27th minute. They would be four goals down before Ishmael Miller scored for Forest in the 59th minute. Burnley added a fifth goal in the 71st minute to finish off the scoring. Rangers 2 - Kilmarnock 0 Rangers scored two minutes apart at Ibrox to take all three points in the only game on the Scottish Premier.

So, anyone care to talk about Tuesday night? I wasn't privy to any of the goings-on or morbidly curious enough to indulge in what you might call highlights, but the gentle murmurings about town seem to murmur thusly: that Gomes was bad, GDS even more so and Pavlyuchenko a poor first-touch away from being publicly lynched.

So, anyone care to talk about Tuesday night? I wasn't privy to any of the goings-on or morbidly curious enough to indulge in what you might call highlights, but the gentle murmurings about town seem to murmur thusly: that Gomes was bad, GDS even more so and Pavlyuchenko a poor first-touch away from being publicly lynched.

With lots of late drama last night at the City Ground in Nottingham, Newcastle again found a way to win the game. Mehdi Abeid good game last night But it was in injury time of the added time when captain Coloccini sent the two thousand travelling Geordie supporters into raptures, as he headed the winner from a [.

By Chris Wright

In which David Beckham goes undercover as 'Ricky', a perfume salesman in a department store, for a hidden camera sketch for the Ellen Degeneres show (in a similar vein to the massage parlour ruse the pair pulled last year) and you know what? It isn't as horrible as it sounds.

By Chris Wright

God bless Manchester City, they're so silly...

For some reason unbeknownst to almost everybody, City have had their corporate buddies over at EA Sports mock up an image of Samir Nasri 'scoring his first City goal' against yep, you guessed it Manchester United.

Plenty to talk about today having something to actually discuss might take some getting used to, but it's a welcomed change as the action picks up, both for Liverpool and our sliver of the internet around here.

The Thursday news and notes:

* Noel mentioned the cancellation of the England v.

Congratulations to Ambrose TJ Smith from Cornwall and Ash Blackshaw from Bolton who won copies of this DVD. Available from Amazon from £8.

The winner of the Stone-Dri Newton Heath t-shirt competition is Christian Atkinson from Nottingham.

"VIDEO: United Drama" was originally published at The Republik of Mancunia.

Wales v Scotland 2011 Aviva Stadium, Dublin- Nations Cup- 25/5/11 Final score:- Wales v Scotland 1-3 ( Robert Earnshaw/ James Morrison, Kenny Miller, C.Berra) Scotland beat Wales 3-1 in Dublin after Nottingham striker Rob Earnshaw had put the latter ahead in the Nations Cup tie between the two sides.

To say that the relationship between Notts County and Nottingham Rugby Football Club has been transformed over the last eighteen months or so would be something of an understatement. In July 2009, having just acquired the club (to say that they bought the club would be misleading the level of debt accumulated by Notts County under their ownership would seem to indicate that those behind Munto never paid for anything), they promptly evicted the rugby club from Meadow Lane until a court ordered that they had done so unlawfully.

Brace yourselves, everybody, because it's FA Cup fourth-round weekend in England (from here on out known as the tremendous thirty-two). The FA Cup is the most exciting tournament in the country, and there's always the chance for huge upsets in every round. We've got our share of big matches: Everton host Chelsea at Goodison Park in what looks to be the choicest fixture of the round.