Football's Believe it or not 2: 10 funny and strange football stories - originally posted on Soccerlens.com
Following up on the earlier article Football's Believe it or not I have compiled more of the most bizarre, strange and funny stories from the world of football.
Players invoke card frenzy
Jose Manuel Barro Escandon went a little bit card crazy in a match involving first division teams Recreativo Linense and Saladillo de Algeciras.
As a fan of a Non-League side it's very rare that I have anyone to talk to about the team I
support. I completely understand why some people will have little or nothing to say about the
Non-League but what really gets on my nerves is when I hear people writing it off as being a poor
level of football.
Photo, Shoot: Non-League Day in 11 Instagram Pictures is a post from: Just Football
First established in 2010 as a social media experiment amongst friends, Non-League Day continues to grow from strength to strength, helping provide much-needed focus on the vast, rich tapestry that is non-league football in the UK.
At AFR, we're proud to have one of the most diverse audiences around. Some of you just sit back on the weekends and enjoy the football. Others still play for fun. Then there's a fair share of you who are still competitive, even involved in non-league football.
Deloitte report assessing the financial impact of The FA Cup reveals:Â
£650m earned by clubs in the past 10 years Crawley Town receive
£1m pay day from single FA Cup tie
 As excitement builds ahead of The FA Cup with Budweiser Fourth Round Proper,
the financial impact of the competition has been revealed in a new report by the Sports Business
Group at Deloitte.
The season has not yet begun, and four football clubs with proud histories have had to either
resign from their leagues or have been consigned to the history books altogether.
Not many people will bat an eyelid as another five clubs are added to the ever growing number of
clubs who've faced financial trouble in recent times (Merthyr Town, Chester FC, FC Halifax Town and
Ilkeston to name but a few teams), but to the fans of these clubs these problems matter.
Non league sides are always a force to be reckoned with in the FA cup, some call it the
‘spirit of the cup', some say that these teams have nothing to lose, but maybe, just maybe, some
of these teams can PLAY football. I find it a brilliant prospect to see non-league opposition
against a league opponent.
Thousands of football fans have pledged their support to a Five Pound Football Club aiming to
pool their expertise, passion and resources to help establish Britain's next loved club.
Football fans can become football club owners for a fiver, helping to transform the fortunes of
an unfashionable, lower league club in Northern Ireland, Republic of Ireland, Scotland or
Wales.
Now I'm as optimistic as anyone when it comes to this twat of a football club, but after this
afternoon's latest capitulation it's time to wake up and smell the coffee – we're f***ked. Down.
Goners. Non-league. To be honest I didn't know how it would affect me, it's not like it hasn't been
coming, but tonight I just feel absolutely deflated.
We've all dished out and even been on the end of a good hiding, but spare a thought for AFC
Aldermaston, Britain's worst football team, who finally ended their 40 game losing streak with a
1-1 draw against Warminster Town on Saturday.
The part timers abysmal run of 40 consecutive defeats earned them the crown of Britain's worst
football team.
Chester City Football Club were wound up this week, with their 125-year existence ending for the
sake of a tax bill. Portsmouth might have gained headlines for becoming the first Premier League
club to enter administration but they somehow stagger on with debts of £60m, while the club four
divisions below Pompey are now defunct thanks in part to the Blue Square Premier outfit owing HM
Revenue & Customs a, by comparison, paltry £26,125.
I remember when I used to answer the phones for Danny Kelly (now talkSPORT) and we'd sit in the
studio wondering what would take off that week. How could we get the phones buzzing? And the one
that caused meltdown more than most? The best ways of getting into the ground for free.
I remember when I used to answer the phones for Danny Kelly (now talkSPORT) and we'd sit in the
studio wondering what would take off that week. How could we get the phones buzzing? And the one
that caused meltdown more than most? The best ways of getting into the ground for free.
These boots were made for walking One area where non-league football often shines over its
professional counterparts is in its fans and players' devotion to do something daft for charity.
The latest craze appears to be in wearing bright pink shirts to raise awareness of Breast Cancer.
Oldham Athletic (all right, they're not non-league but they're hardly Chelsea) recently donned neon
pink shirts in aid of the worthy cause and even managed to hold rivals Leeds United to a one-all
draw.
These boots were made for walking One area where non-league football often shines over its
professional counterparts is in its fans and players' devotion to do something daft for charity.
The latest craze appears to be in wearing bright pink shirts to raise awareness of Breast Cancer.
Oldham Athletic (all right, they're not non-league but they're hardly Chelsea) recently donned neon
pink shirts in aid of the worthy cause and even managed to hold rivals Leeds United to a one-all
draw.
Grass roots and beyond Last Saturday the Rebels faithful, otherwise known as the fans of Southern
league strugglers Slough Town FC, witnessed an unusual event. On 14th March, Steve Daly celebrated
his tenth anniversary of being a STFC centre half. While his appearances have been seldom in the
2008/09 season due to the previous administration believing he was "surplus to
requirement", the Rebels appointed a new manager a fortnight ago and Daly may yet get to pull
on an amber and blue shirt before hanging up his boots for the last time.
There was a sickening moment last year when a well known celebrity died and the 24-hour rolling
news networks couldn't make up their minds if he'd actually left this mortal coil or not. Reason
being, they reported rumour before checking out the facts.
"If I tell you I'll have to kill you." Not the words of a secret agent but rather a Non
League Football manager I was trying to get some information from this week. Now, as much as I'd
rather not be acquainted with the old concrete boots, the world of football behind closed doors is
becoming somewhat of an unhealthy fascination for me.
10 years of enjoyment Last week we saw the so-called professionals of the footballing world sack
Tony Adams and Big Phil (I appreciate why he hates the nickname that can be now used in the
headlines "not so Big Phil") there has been a little celebration down Non League way.
Living in a Non League world and I am just a material girl. How much would you pay to watch your
team in action? A fiver, a tenner? Twelve pounds fifty? Why do I ask? Well one wag suggested this
week that you should pay however much you think its worth to get into a game.
During the current cold spell, it is a good time to remind referees of their responsibilities
regarding pitch inspections. There is, it has to be said, a fair old deal of information on the FA
website: Referees should visit the ground in good time before a match to see that everything is in
order.
952 matches called off and 700 games postponed. So, just your average Non League week in January.
Chances are if you were off to a lower league football game this week, it would have been called
off, yet chances also are unless you were at Histon v Swansea, you won't have heard the referee
explain the reasons why.
There are some big issues in the world of Non League Football at the moment; unpaid players wages,
not enough people through the gate, taxes, floodlights, respect. On the surface the
game we all love would seem to be in its most precarious position but after a year like 2008, in
truth it's never had a brighter future.
Here's a little something that made me chuckle: He's making a list, he's checking it twice he's
going to find out who's naughty or nice 'cause SANTA CRUZ is coming to BLYTH.
Football is the best part of Christmas! Ive got a blank weekend. Great, that means a day free to do
absolutely anything. I can do Christmas shopping, catch up with friends and enjoy an all too
infrequent trip to see the Clarets, if they were still in the Cup, or the trophy, or any other
fixture you come to mention.
I heard a rumour Should you know whos putting money into your club? Should you know whos left out
of the team and why? Should you know whos pulling the strings and whos taking up the slack? Just
how much is it acceptable to tell the fans of a football club, and how much would you want to know?
Indesit Football Talents: four great teams, 64 players,
and a final at Emirates Stadium.
 64 winners will be selected by the online community and a jury
including Arsenal, AC Milan, Paris Saint Germain and Shakhtar. On 15 May 2012, four 16-man squads
will compete at Emirates Stadium.
I'll always remember the first game of football I ever went to: I was aged six; the location was
Aggborough in Kidderminster as the Harriers took on Aston Villa in Graham Allner's testimonial. It
was a few years before I was ever introduced to top flight football at Villa Park or First Division
football at Molineux.
Already this season there have been two sackings, two resignations and two departures by mutual
consent in the Football League alone, including two ex-England managers; Steve McClaren and most
recently Sven Goran-Eriksson.
Following numerous reports of the costs of sacking a manager in the press recently you would
have thought club owners would think twice about sending their current choice on their way.
An extremely proud and historic day for UK Football Finder occurred on Saturday 3rd September
2011. At one of the oldest senior clubs in the country, Colliers Wood FC, a new era began asÂ
members from UK Football Finder came together to form a side to compete against the Jamie Lawrence
Football Academy – the academy of an ex Premier and International footballer.
Can the Hod bring a touch of Spanish sunshine to Hyde?
It might have escaped many people's notice this month, but one of the most intriguing
lower-league stories of the week involves the return to England of one Glenn Hoddle, former
national team boss and psychic-consulter extraordinaire.
Barnet drop out of the Football League and into the unknown is a post from: Just Football
by Tom Furnival-Adams
When Edgar Davids reflects upon his football career, his 36-game spell at Barnet will surely be one of the most memorable periods not, albeit, for the same reasons as his Champions League-winning stint with Ajax, or his contribution to three Serie A titles while at Juventus.
Simon Taylor, a professional footballer, give insight into his life inside the game. Every week,Â
exclusively for In The Stands...  Introduction to me, and my Diary Hi. My name is Simon
Taylor and I am a professional-footballer. Now, before I go into more detail, I am by no means
famous. In fact if you Google my [.