By Chris Wright
'The Hart Fart' appears to be a phenomenon that most Man City fans are aware of already, being
as though their official in-house television channel has already produced an in-depth analysis
package to accompany the video.
For the unenlightened, the clip is taken from City's 2011 blooper reel and sees Joe Hart letting
go of a little bum toot in the back of a taxi, with captain Vincent Kompany trying desperately to
keep a straight face in order to admonish young Joseph and his rogue sphincter, while Micah
Richards just explodes in fits of howling laughter.
Man City's official YouTube channel has provided a lot of unexpected entertainment over its
relatively short existence and has already become a model for other clubs to follow. It does,
however, go off the rails from time to time (City kitman Les Chapman's "nature watch" segment where
he tracks down a ginger kid in his underpants).
By Alan Duffy
Noel Gallagher has had a good few days watching his beloved Citizens smash United, see his solo
album top the UK charts and to top it all off, receive a Q Icon award at the music magazine's
awards bash in London.
Not content with all that, the cheeky chappie proceeded to rub salt into United fans' festering
wound by giving them a six-fingered salute.
In a recent Manchester City documentary entitled Blue Moon Rising, which chronicles the
Premier League club's 2009-10 season, die-hard City fan Noel Gallagher (yes, of Oasis) prolifically
states, "Any football fan just wants to be proud of their team. Whether they win or they lose is
really irrelevant.
Gary with his adorable daughters Molly and Sophie. We love the wee jersey's inability to cover
Sophie's little baby chub belly. Images Via Daylife/Getty Images/Reuters Pictures.
Gary Neville might be as polarizing as Marmite, but even the most hardened of cynics would be
hard pressed to deny the man some recognition for his years of service to Manchester United.
Hmm. So what genre of music would Gary Neville choose to involve himself in? Protest songs,
perhaps? Image via twitter.
'I feel violated. If Mr. Neville continues to use the holy scriptures of Oasis to
communicate with the Cockney massive, I shall be forced to come up to Cheshire in the middle of the
night, break into his house, tie him to a chair, make him listen to the Best Of Simply d(Red)ful
while I pull his tash out one grey hair at a time (with my teeth), liberate those Oasis CDs and
s*** in his manbag.
Fact: Hitler was a Shalke fan. Today I delve into the world of celebriti, with a set
of ten fans in mid that epitomise global stardom. Whether they are an actor, a musician, or, well
that's all I have on here actually they all share a 'love' for a certain team in
England, or claim to at least.
Josh Clarke supports Leyton Orient, but in his younger days was an apprentice with
Norwich City. Sod's Law meant that they would draw each other in the Third Round of the FA
Cup, which meant an unexpected trip back to Norfolk for him.
In what is normally the most romantic weekend of the English football calender, a week of deep
introspection and soul-searching has left me unable to bask in the potential banana-skins, giant
killings and Ronnie Radford moments that the FA Cup 3rd Round is capable of throwing up.
