A Wii exaggeration Harry Redknapp's tex evasion trial heard yesterday that the Tottenham manager is
hopeless when it comes to technology. The court was played police recordings of Redknapp saying: "I
can't work a computer, I don't know what an email is, I can't, I have never sent a fax and I've
never even sent [.
Fed up with the brain-dead, sound bite-honking dullards at the forefront of BBC Sport? Then why
not turn them into a card game?
BBC Sport. Let's face it, it's basically dead. Once an opulent Roman empire of punditry with Des
Lynam as its silver-dusted Caesar – in the past ten years it has crumbled.
An Italian walks into a bar in Tokyo and asks for a local brew, but not wishing to disappoint,
the barman discreetly pours the visitor a Peroni instead.
It's a plausible scenario in a country like Japan, where citizens are eager to please and
equally desperate to avoid criticism.
Perhaps that's why the Japanese press were quick to turn a blind eye to another poor performance
from the Samurai Blue at the Asian Cup in Qatar, as Alberto Zaccheroni's men laboured to a 2-1 win
over a spirited but technically inferior Syria.
