Nicklas Bendtner

Arsenal

Goodbye Poldi, Mattie, and who else?

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Deadwood. We always have them but our current deadwood is quality.

We don't have a Bendtner or a Denilson (sorry boys I liked you both), instead we have a German International with 123 caps and almost 48 international goals (more than Rooney), a French DM who wowed us on his return from AC Milan but is now well down the pecking order thanks to the excellence of the players in front of him.

Former Arsenal Poser Nicklas Bendtner Claims He Is A ‘Tiger That Will Fight Till The End’

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A caged tiger...with a sore throat and a tickly cough

Former Arsenal striker/poser Nicklas Bendtner is the gift who keeps on giving.

Talking about his career atBundesliga club Wolfburg he joined them just 10 months ago, it should be noted Bendtner offered this:

"Anyone who wants to write shit about me, and try to put me down, go ahead.

Arsenal flop Nicklas Bendtner savages his treatment by club

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Arsenal flop Nicklas Bendtner has hit out at the club over his treatment last season. The Dane, now playing for Wolfsburg in Germany, said he was...

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Bendtner: “It was worthless that Arsenal did not allow me to leave”

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Bendtner: “It was worthless that Arsenal did not allow me to leave”

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PHOTO: Former Arsenal flop holding Bundesliga club’s shirt

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After being released by Arsenal as a free agent this summer, Nicklas Bendtner has finally managed to get a club as he has agreed a three-year deal with Vfl Wolfsburg.

The former striker of the North London club was a free agent and has now completed his switch to the German outfit on Friday.

DONE DEAL: Former Arsenal flop finally signs for new club on free transfer

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Former Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner has finally managed to find a club after Vfl Wolfsburg agreed a deal in signing him on Friday.

The Danish international's contract expired at the end of the last season and was released by the club.

Official: Nicklas Bendtner Finally Finds Gainful Employment, Joins Wolfsburg On Three-Year Deal

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Huzzah, huzzah, the drought is over! Just seven months since he madehis last competitive domestic appearance, Nicklas Bendtner has finally found himself new employers officially joining Bundesliga side Wolfsburg on a three-year deal...

Offiziell: Der VfL verpflichtet Nicklas Bendtner!

Free Agent Nicklas Bendtner Enjoys The Sunshine In NSFW Instagram Pic

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By Alan Duffy

The lad may not have reached the heights he proclaimed he would in his footballing career, but ex-Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner has always been entertaining off the pitch, at least.

The 26-year-old is currently without a club ahead of the new season but it doesn't seem to be bothering the Dane too much.

A little shot of Jack

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Over the last few weeks I have looked in depth at what Arsenal need to supplement their squad, both on the training ground and in the market (part 1 part 2). There are also individuals in the squad for whom next season has a decisive feel to it. Whilst the end of Nicklas Bendtner's contract signals the final swing of the axe for operation deadwood, there are players that will need to increase their personal contribution as well.

Arsenal outcast desires Bundesliga move in the summer

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Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner has revealed that he wants to move to the Bundesliga in the summer. The Danish forward has featured only 11 times for the Gunners this season and looks to be on his way out of London with his contract set to expire at the end of the season.

Photo: Nicklas Bendtner’s Arsenal honours

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With Arsene Wenger indicating that Nicklas Bendtner's Arsenal career will be over at the end of the season, bookmakers Paddy Power produced this graphic detailing his medal haul with the Gunners.

Nicklas Bendtner will be fined and will leave Arsenal this summer, suggests Arsene Wenger

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Nicklas Bendtner will be fined by Arsenal for his midweek antics not because he allegedly unbuttoned his trousers and rubbed himself against a taxi while drunk, but for travelling to Copenhagen without the club's permission. Manager Arsene Wenger also offered a strong but unsurprising hint that the Denmark international will be offloaded when his [.

Arsenal’s Nicklas Bendtner ‘unbuttoned his trousers and rubbed himself against a taxi’

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Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner allegedly unbuttoned his trousers and rubbed himself against a taxi on the same night his team-mates were knocked out of the Champions League by Bayern Munich. The Denmark international gyrated against a window while whipping the car with his belt, according to reports in Danish newspaper BT.

Arsenal’s Nicklas Bendtner: ‘Prospective buyers think I’m a psychopath’

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Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner says he has struggled to find a new club because potential buyers think he is a psychopath. The Denmark international says he is misunderstood and that people have got completely the wrong impression about him. He told Jyllands-Posten: "The image that people have about me is that I'm all about partying, [.

How Arsenal Can Still Win The Title Even If Olivier Giroud Gets Injured

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The January transfer window was a tough time for Arsenal fans as we saw a number of opportunities to strengthen the team fail miserably. Rumors of Diego Costa, Julian Draxler, Alvaro Morata and Miroslav Klose were all names linked with the Gunners throughout January, yet nothing seemed to pan out except for signing a player on loan who is injured for the next 6 weeks.

Will the Gunners missing out on striker signing cost them?

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Arsenal fans will be more than a little concerned at the relative lack of activity from their club during the January transfer window. Whilst the eleventh hour signing of Kim Kallstrom is of course a welcome addition to the squad, it's not really addressing what many feel to be the outstanding requirement.

WATCH Arsenal Legend Thierry Henry’s Appearance On The Graham Norton Show [VIDEO]

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Arsenal legend Thierry Henry appeared on The Graham Norton Show Thursday night to discuss his career and answer Arsenal questions.

Henry discussed several topics including why he left Arsenal, whether he has any interest in managing Arsenal in the future, as well as his thoughts (or lack thereof) on Nicklas Bendtner.

Emmanuel Frimpong mock Arsenal team-mate Nicklas Bendtner with fake Ballon D’Or

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Serial wind-up merchant Emmanuel Frimpong has taken aim at Arsenal team-mate Nicklas Bendtner in his latest online gag. The Gunners midfielder posted a Photoshopped picture of Bendtner scooping the Ballon D'Or. The self-proclaimed best striker in the world's head was placed onto the body of Lionel Messi wearing his infamous polka dot suit from [.

Arsenal’s Nicklas Bendtner ‘days away from return’

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Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner is recovering more quickly than expected from his ankle injury and could return to training in a matter of days. The Metro claims that the Dane's swift comeback could dissuade Arsene Wenger from signing another striker during the current transfer window. Wenger had been linked with a loan bid for Real [.

Arsenal set to sign a new striker after Nicklas Bendtner’s injury

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Arsenal seem likely to sign a new striker this month after the extent of Nicklas Bendtner's injury became clear. The Danish striker suffered ankle ligament injury in the process of scoring a vital goal against Cardiff on New Year's Day. He had a scan yesterday to see if the ligaments are strained or torn.

Arsenal Leave It Late While Chelsea and Liverpool Both Win

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In one of those victories that can define a season, Arsenal left it very late to beat Cardiff 2-0 at the Emirates to hold onto their position at the top of the Premier League.

For 87 minutes Cardiff has denied and frustrated Arsenal but in the 88th minute forgotten striker Nicklas Bendtner popped up to put away a rebound and give Arsenal the lead.

Denmark

USMNT vs. Denmark 2015 final score: Bendtner hat trick leads Danes to 3-2 victory over USA

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The scoreboard said 3-2, but in reality the US was badly outplayed by Denmark.

A Nicklas Bendtner hat trick carried Denmark to a 3-2 win over the USA, who held two leads thanks to goals from Jozy Altidore and Aron Johansson. Bendtner's strikes - in the 33rd, 83rd, and 91st minutes - gave the Danes a victory they completely deserved after spending most of the game pinning the USMNT deep inside their own end.

Defense Disappoints U.S. in Loss to Denmark

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Nicklas Bendtner was the class of the field in Wednesday's match between the United States and Denmark and, unfortunately for the guests, he saved his best for last.

Bendtner scored three goals, but his finest effort was his final strike, which sunk the U.

Bundesliga

Danish Magazine Pay To Make Lord Nicklas Bendtner An Actual Lord

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"Kiss the feet of yourlord, peasant"

The day is finally uponus. Nicklas Bendtner has a title. As of today, Lord Bendtner is a real lord.

Danish magazine SE Og HØRhave paid to buy a 30cmsquare metre of land on a country estate in the west of Scotland and registered it in Bendtner's name, therefore making him a lord (though as hisland is in Scotland he's technicallya laird by rights) of the manor.

Bundesliga 2014/15: Are Wolfsburg ready to retake their place at German football’s top table?

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After eight games of last season, Wolfsburg sat 14th in the Bundesliga having lost five of their opening matches. They'd just gone down embarrassingly, 2-0 at home to Eintracht Braunschweig, a first win of just five for a Braunschweig side that eventually finished bottom of the table.

English Premier League

James Milner Is The Ideal Man To Add Steel To Manchester City’s Central Midfield

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As players fully establish themselves, they're typically filed under a certain criteria. At extreme ends of this spectrum you've got the superstars—Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo and the likes—and you've got the parody figures, like Nicklas Bendtner, Kolo Toure, and Marouane Fellaini. But there are a few categories in-between too.

James Milner Is The Ideal Man To Add Steel To Manchester City’s Central Midfield

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As players fully establish themselves, they're typically filed under a certain criteria. At extreme ends of this spectrum you've got the superstars—Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo and the likes—and you've got the parody figures, like Nicklas Bendtner, Kolo Toure, and Marouane Fellaini. But there are a few categories in-between too.

Arsene Wenger Slams Nicklas Bendtner In Press Conference

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It is very rare for Arsene Wenger to publicly criticize his own player, but he went off in his press conference today on Nicklas Bendtner in a way that I can never remember the Arsenal boss reacting.

Bendtner's problems started midweek when he decided to take an unscheduled trip back to Denmark.

Arsenal 2-0 Cardiff: Nick nicks it, gets knacked

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When Rod Stewart sang 'Some guys have all the luck' back in 1984 he clearly didn't have Nicklas Bendtner in mind. Mostly because the big Dane wasn't born and wouldn't be for another 4 years, but coming on, scoring a huge winning goal, and then getting knackered when the keeper lands on you is the kind of thing that really could only have happened to Bendtner.

Arsecast

Arsecast Extra Episode 18 – 28.05.2014

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Here's this week's Arsecast Extra: I'm joined as always by James from @Gunnerblog.

On this week's show we try to make the most of a quiet week but discuss the impending departures of superstars Nicklas Bendtner and Chu Young Park. Also some chat about what kind of keeper we're going to need, plus questions about the youth system, buying players from the lower leagues, how much money we might spend this summer, and how to save a child from a life of intense, knuckle-dragging horror.

Killer puppies, cup changes and Arsecast 304

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Morning all. It can't be just for me that the weeks are flying by ridiculously fast, can it? How the hell is it Friday already?

We don't play until Sunday when we've got the chance for some FA Cup redemption against the 'smashers, and already there's talk of rotation in terms of the team. It's a tricky one in some respects.

The Rest

The Miracle Of Aarhus: Jose Altidore Bags Goal And Assist While Nicklas Bendtner Nets Hat-Trick As Denmark Beat USA 3-2 (Video)

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The idea of former Hull and Sunderland striker Jose Altidore and ex-Arsenal hitman Nicklas Bendtner having their own personal duel in a full international match seems rather fanciful, no? Well, you shower of cynics, on Wednesday night that's just what happened at theNRGi Park in Aarhus.

Nicklas Bendtner Scores First Two Goals For Wolfsburg Before Being Sarcastically Mocked By Gary Lineker For Doing So

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It's taken him a few months, but Nicklas Bendtner finally got himself off the mark for Wolfsburg last night, scoring his first and second goals for the German club despite only coming on for the last 15 minutes of the Europa League tie against Krasnodar.

Photo: Ex-Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner with just a bra covering his manhood

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We've learned to expect the unexpected from Nicklas Bendtner over the years and we certainly didn't expect this. The former...

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Maybe you’ll be the next King of Denmark

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As I was lying in bed this morning I realised that in this modern, on-demand world of ours, there's a service that's still badly missing: breakfast roll delivery.

There is an august establishment just two minutes walk from my house called 'Matt the Rashers'. It is a glorious emporium of all the breakfast you could ever want (as long as you want it made from pig and fried).

Saturday round-up: Injuries, Bendtner, Semi tickets and more

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Slightly *boilky* greetings to you. Time for a quick Saturday round-up.

With so many players out injured, Arsene Wenger says the club will take a good look at what's going on. He suspects many of the issues are bad luck (Wilshere getting a kick from Agger, for example), but with Aaron Ramsey out since December with a thigh problem questions are being asked about whether something needs to change behind the scenes to ensure quicker/better recovery.

They can’t beato Vito + other nonsense

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Well, we can't start the morning without mentioning a former Gunner and his part in the most hilariously awful penalty shoot-out I think I've ever seen.

Manchester United were at home against Sunderland in the Capital One Cup, and from their five penalties, they only score one (and even that just crept inside the post).

Double striker boost … *cough* … plus media thoughts

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Morning all.

An interesting week ahead with the FA Cup fixture with Coventry on the horizon and no Premier League until our midweek trip to Southampton. It gives the manager the chance to rest some legs and make sure everyone's feeling good as the fixtures approach that period when they look quite daunting, on paper at least.

Focus up front but my kingdom for a centre-half

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Let's start the day with some good news and The Times are reporting that Nicklas Bendtner could be back in around 10 days.

I know, some people might not see that as good news at all, hoping a longer outage for the big Dane would force the manager's hand in the transfer market, but I think first and foremost we have to worry about the players we have rather than the ones we don't.