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Midweek TV Preview: 23 - 26 November 2009

Some People are On The Pitch 22 November @ 05:24 PM EST
Monday 23rd November
19:45 Preston North End v Newcastle Utd, Championship, Sky Sports 1 / HD1
These two sides haven't played each other in the league since 1981. That season, Preston went down to the old Third Division and if they maintain their current form (one win in their last seven games), they might just replicate that. Click to continue reading...

Midweek TV Preview: 2 - 5 November 2009

Some People are On The Pitch 02 November @ 06:07 AM EST
Monday 2 November
19.45 Sheffield Utd v Newcastle Utd, Championship, Sky Sports 1/HD1
The Blades are in an awful slump that could see them in big trouble if they don't snap out of it quick. A last minute winner from Kevin Nolan ended Newcastle's own winless run last time out but they can go back top with a win here. Click to continue reading...

Mundial Sub-20 - Austrália 1x3 Brasil

Futebol no mundo e sua história 06 October @ 12:47 PM EST
O 36º jogo do Mundial Sub-20, no Port Said Stadium, na cidade de Port Said-EGY, na temperatura de 28º C.
Jogaram, as seleções da Austrália (14º no ranking da FIFA) e Brasil (1º no ranking da FIFA).
Antes desse jogo, as 2 seleções jogaram:
Copa do Mundo: 1 jogo, 1 vitória do Brasil com 2 gols do Brasil. Click to continue reading...

Weekend TV Preview 25 - 27 September 2009

Some People are On The Pitch 25 September @ 05:41 AM EST
(All times - UK)
Before we start, Some People Are On The Pitch would like to direct your attention to the FIFA Under-20 World Cup in Egypt which began on Thursday. All the matches are being screened live on Eurosport. Given the lack of any genuinely eye catching fixtures this weekend, discerning football fans may want to have a look. Click to continue reading...

Steven Taylor’s X-Factor goal celebration reaction to white teeth jibe

Off the Post 21 September @ 04:16 AM EST
Newcastle defender hits out at yellow-toothed coaching staff Steven Taylor has revealed his X-Factor goal celebration after scoring against Plymouth on Saturday was in response to suggestions that he has had his teeth whitened like Simon Cowell. Newcastle's coaching staff have been spreading rumours that Taylor had opted for similar dental treatment to the X-Factor judge. Click to continue reading...

Midweek TV Preview: 31 August 2009

Some People are On The Pitch 31 August @ 03:28 AM EST
(All times - UK)
The more observant amongst you will notice that this week's Midweek TV Preview is unnaturally short. We would like to point out that this is not because we forgot to write most of it - merely that next weekend's World Cup qualifiers have resulted in most domestic football being put on the back burner for a week. Click to continue reading...

In photos: Newcastle United 4-3 Huddersfield Town, Carling Cup

Who Ate All the Pies 27 August @ 09:13 AM EST
Just your average seven-goal thriller at St James' Park last night (highlights here). At one stage, Newcastle were 3-1 down, but goals in the second half by Geremi, Shola Ameobi and Kevin Nolan were enough to see the home side...

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Sh*t Lookalikes: Shola Ameobi and Caster Semenya (the South African athlete who definitely doesn't have an Adam's apple)

Who Ate All the Pies 26 August @ 04:45 AM EST
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Photo Gallery: Crystal Palace v Newcastle United, Championship

Who Ate All the Pies 24 August @ 09:58 AM EST
The best pics from Newcastle's impressive 2-0 win at Crystal Palace. Click on the image below to see the photos (yes, I know our current gallery function is a bit rubbish, but there is a new, improved one on the...

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Transfer Toss: Which club will rescue Newcastle's Steven Taylor from his Championship hell?

Who Ate All the Pies 21 August @ 07:34 AM EST
Poor Steven Taylor, stuck in the Championship while all the cool kids have fun in the Premier League. He has even started sitting on walls, looking moodily into the distance. It's a worrying sign. Several Prem clubs are reportedly...

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Toon’s Steven Taylor looking to be Everton mint?

Newcastle United Blog - NUFC news, blogs and debate. 20 August @ 07:03 PM EST
Unfortunately, this article isn't quite as sweet and palatable as the retro chewy mint and not just because of the quality of the writer. Despite writing about it twice already, I was fairly convinced of all the bad things to be visited upon my club this year, a home-grown talent like Steven Taylor leaving would [. Click to continue reading...

Photo Gallery: Newcastle United 1-0 Sheffield Wednesday, Championship

Who Ate All the Pies 20 August @ 04:58 AM EST
One draw and two wins now for Newcastle, who move up to third in the Championship table. Shola Ameobi's fourth goal in two games was enough to sink the Owls at St James' Park. The game was watched by almost...

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Inevitable football news: Geordie gets Sir Bobby Robson tattoo

Who Ate All the Pies 17 August @ 05:32 AM EST
Newcastle fan George Wright, 45, has got a big ole' tattoo of Sir Bobby Robson's face inked on his left thigh: What, a minute's silence and a raised pint wasn't enough for you, George? Now it's like Sir Bob is...

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LONG SHOOT! Kazumasa Uesato emulates David Beckham with wonder goal from inside own half

Who Ate All the Pies 17 August @ 05:32 AM EST
LONG SHOOOOOOOOOT! Holy sushi, that is one brilliant finish, just as impressive as David Beckham's famous lob against Wimbledon, or Xabi Alonso's effort against Newcastle Utd. If you're interested, Uesato plays for Consadole Sapporoin the J-League's second tier. His goal...

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Everton rivalled by Liverpool, Villa and Fulham for Toon’s Stevie Taylor?

Newcastle United Blog - NUFC news, blogs and debate. 15 August @ 08:55 PM EST
According to The Mirror (ahem), local lad, unfinished article and all-round top bloke Stevie Taylor has more than one suitor. It would seem the England U21 centre half is being pursued by Everton but they will be challenged to his signature by Fulham, Aston Villa and their Merseyside neighbours Liverpool. Click to continue reading...

Fulham boss Craven Duff

Newcastle United Blog - NUFC news, blogs and debate. 14 August @ 10:09 AM EST
Reports in the media tell us that Roy Hodgson has confirmed Fulham are very close to clinching a move for Damien Duff. Apparently the London club are prepared to offer the mooted £4m for the Irish winger. Of course, Roy Hodgson knows Duff well from when he became a regular at Blackburn in the late [. Click to continue reading...

Weekend TV Preview: 15 - 16 August 2009

Some People are On The Pitch 14 August @ 07:52 AM EST
(All times - UK)
Saturday 15th August
12.45 Chelsea v Hull City, Premier League, Sky Sports 1 / Sky Sports HD1
The Premier League begins right here (as Sky are probably only too keen to remind you). Hull earned a creditable goalless draw here last season but few will predict anything similar this time around. Click to continue reading...

Weekend TV Preview: 15 - 16 August 2009

Some People are On The Pitch 14 August @ 07:52 AM EST
(All times - UK)
Saturday 15th August
12.45 Chelsea v Hull City, Premier League, Sky Sports 1 / Sky Sports HD1
The Premier League begins right here (as Sky are probably only too keen to remind you). Hull earned a creditable goalless draw here last season but few will predict anything similar this time around. Click to continue reading...

Oh Danny Boy - another Man Utd kid comes to Toon on loan

Newcastle United Blog - NUFC news, blogs and debate. 14 August @ 06:09 AM EST
Nicely timed to contradict my previous article, comes news of our first signing. Take a bow Manchester United's Danny Simpson, who we have taken on loan until January. The 22 year old has joined us in time to make the sqaud for our game against Reading and could and takes shirt No 12. Simpson follows the [. Click to continue reading...

Steven Taylor’s sweeth tooth tempted by Toffees?

Newcastle United Blog - NUFC news, blogs and debate. 14 August @ 04:36 AM EST
Looks like a flashback to the '80s as the notion of us being a selling club starts to become reality.This time it looks Steven Taylor could be out the door. If not then we face a battle to keep him as Everton are prepared to pay £8m to offer him the chance of Premiership football [...] Click to continue reading...

Toon’s Damien a good omen for Bolton?

Newcastle United Blog - NUFC news, blogs and debate. 13 August @ 02:28 PM EST
According to reports on Sky Sports News we've received an estimated £4m bid from an unidentified Premier League club for Duffer. And in keeping with recent activity it seems we are considering the offer for the Irish international. As we expected, the fire sale is well and truly underway and we were always likely to [. Click to continue reading...

LONG SHOOT! Kazumasa Uesato emulates David Beckham with wonder goal from inside own half

Who Ate All the Pies 07 August @ 07:08 AM EST
LONG SHOOOOOOOOOT! Holy sushi, that is one brilliant finish, just as impressive as David Beckham's famous lob against Wimbledon, or Xabi Alonso's effort against Newcastle Utd. If you're interested, Uesato plays for Consadole Sapporoin the J-League's second tier. His goal...

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Inevitable football news: Geordie gets Sir Bobby Robson tattoo

Who Ate All the Pies 06 August @ 09:42 AM EST
Newcastle fan George Wright, 45, has got a big ole' tattoo of Sir Bobby Robson's face inked on his left thigh: What, a minute's silence and a raised pint wasn't enough for you, George? Now it's like Sir Bob is...

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Newcastle United's new kit: spot the mistake

Who Ate All the Pies 30 July @ 06:09 AM EST
They got the badge wrong... Aaah... what's that?... Oh. Sorry. My mistake. Seriously though, it still looks weird to see a Championship badge on a Newcastle kit. I'm sure I'll get used to it though....

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How The Mighty Toon Are Falling!

Oldham Athletic Are The Real Latics 28 July @ 01:55 PM EST
First there was relegation from the Premiership to the Championship, then last Saturday the 'Toon' were stuffed 6-1 by Leyton Orient and today the proposed take-over of St James' Park fell through.
Can things get any worse?
You know what they say, once you start in a downward spiral.
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The Sorry State of Newcastle Utd

Soccer Statistics 24 July @ 09:07 AM EST
There is a growing possibility that Newcastle Utd will not be sold this summer, according to the Guardian. This will leave owner Mike Ashley in charge of the Championship club at least until January and possibly next summer.
Several consortiums remain interested in purchasing Newcastle for a figure close to the £100m asking price, but the club's financial liabilities are severely slowing the purchasing process. Click to continue reading...

Do great teams make great players?

Attacking 90 20 July @ 06:26 PM EST

One sometimes marvels how a player changes teams and suddenly does much better.

Which of your favorite players & teams does this quote fit?

I would say that whether you are the best or worst player in the world you are a human being.

You are affected by the surroundings, the mood of people, by confidence.

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Top 10 nasty new football kits

Who Ate All the Pies 17 July @ 05:51 AM EST
Simple, classy? Er, no... Click on the image to launch the gallery:...

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The Great Football Song Library No.2: 'Mark Viduka' by Alistair Griffin

Who Ate All the Pies 16 July @ 04:08 AM EST
Like a Geoff Thomas shot, musical parodies often miss the mark - but this works perfectly, not just because Mark Viduka's name fits the chorus to Leonard Cohen's 'Hallelujah' perfectly, but because it's funny that anyone would choose such...

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Newcastle United will not scrape barrel again for Joe Kinnear

Who Ate All the Pies 15 July @ 06:37 AM EST
There seems to be some confusion over the identity of Newcastle Utd's next manager. The Daily Mail claimed earlier that Joke Innear has been asked to return to his former job as the Toon's gaffer. This story was picked up...

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Sh*t Lookalikes: Fabricio Coloccini and Matt Bowman, lead singer of The Pigeon Detectives

Who Ate All the Pies 10 July @ 05:25 AM EST
Two very ugly men with wonky faces and indisputably shit hair. That is all. 'Nuff respect to Pies reader Kit Sheppard, who emailed us with this fine suggestion. Think you can do better than Kit? Email Pies with your...

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Video: Steven Taylor is zany, charismatic and smart

Who Ate All the Pies 07 July @ 11:17 AM EST
If you can't sleep, watch this video: Either Taylor is so thick and humourless he doesn't even know what a sitcom is (unless he mishears the question, in which case he's still thick and humourless); nor does he have any...

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Oguchi Onyewu signs three-year deal with AC Milan

Who Ate All the Pies 07 July @ 08:38 AM EST
An official statement from Milan confirmed the news that Gooch is on his way to Italy: "AC Milan announces the signing on a permanent deal of defender Oguchi Onyewu from Standard Liege. The player has signed a contract with...

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