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It's the start of a new month, so it must be time for a new Mungo, and this months episode sees our hero going crazy with power. It is drawn, as ever, by our very own Dotmund.

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It's the last Thursday of the month, so it's time for the second Mungo of this new series. Mungo McCrackas is, as those amongst you with long memories may remember, is back in Scotland but this month he takes a back seat as we have a look at his new clubs Dutch goalkeeper. Mungo is brought to you by Ted Carter, whose series on serial killers amongst many other things can be seen here, while his other artwork can be seen by clicking here.

The new season is looming, and we are delighted to announce that Mungo will be returning for the new season in the next few few weeks, with Mungo McCrackas having returned to Scotland after his year long stint with Primrose Hill Ramblers in London. Here's our resident artisan Ed Carter to tell you a little bit more about his return to Scotland.

It is that time again. The story of Mungo McCrackas and his time with Heart of Clackmannanshire and Primrose Hill Ramblers is too convoluted to go into here (the full Mungo archive can be seen here), but we are delighted to confirm that the worst professional footballer in the world is back for a fifth series, kicking off this morning on 200%.

It's the long-awaited Mungo season finale... but will it be the last Mungo ever? Almost certainly not, is the answer. However, things look to be changing for both our hero and Heart of Clachmaninshire, although not necessarily in the same direction.

Dotmund has complained endlessly about doing this all season, as ever.

It's the end of the season which means today's Mungo is the penultimate edition for a while at least, so be sure to drink it in. With Mungo incarcerated in the Tower of London for calling the future King of England a very bad thing in jest, Heart of Clachmaninshire's hopes of avoiding relegation have received a major fillip.

Mungo time. With Heart of Clachmaninshire in their most precarious league position yet, the best thing that could possibly happen Mungo being unavailable to play is happily precipitated by events elsewhere. But will he make it out of the Tower in time for the run-in?

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What's Mungoing on? It's Mungo, that's what. This week, Mungo hits upon a unique plan to retain Heart of Clachmaninshire's top flight status and, with support from Glenn Hoddle, successfully makes everybody's liver shut down.

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Mungo time. There's only one way any team struggling like Heart of Clachmaninshire are can get themselves out of the mess they're in, and that's getting their head down and playing good football. That or bribery. It's not quite come to the latter yet, as Mungo McCrackas fires briefly on all cylinders.

Mungo time again. This week sees Heart of Clachmaninshire's various warring factions put aside their differences in the blithe hope that their support will save their club from almost getting relegated again. But even two celebrity guest stars seem unable to break the Clackins Park hoodoo.

Dotmund, idiot that he is, drew this.

It's Mungo time again... but for how much longer? When your titular hero has formed a close personal bond with a mammoth and was last seen riding away into the sunset, it's anyone's guess. Although it might mean that Heart of Clachmaninshire start to score some goals.

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The big thaw at Clackins Park is finally underway, albeit one that has to have outside assistance. But a new discovery and (another) new manager look set to revolutionise Heart of Clachmaninshire's flagging fortunes.

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For all his multitude sins, the artist is quite nice really and has (finally) added some NEW PICTURES that you can admire and buy to his site.

In this week's visit to Heart of Clachmaninshire, the usual rubbish happens.

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Heart of Clachmaninshire are well on their way to getting their season back on track as Dennis Wise starts his first day in the Director of Football job. There's seemingly only one piece of the puzzle still missing, but you can always rely on a proactive chairman like Sir Roddy Bulbs to strike while the iron's hot.

Heart of Clachmaninshire's Christmas came early when the Scottish FA decided to allow them to take a one-off penalty after the scandal of 73rd Lanarkgate. The only potential problem is that the man charged with the responsibility is Mungo McCrackas, their deadly number 46 shirt.

Like the Scottish football league itself, Mungo now takes a two-week Christmas break and will return with vigour on Thursday 6th January.

With chairman Sir Roddy Bulbs confined in what may be sensitively termed the nuthouse, a new man is temporarily at the helm of the good ship Heart of Clachmaninshire. And he's not in the mood to take penalty decisions for an answer.

Dotmund remains Britain's biggest idiot.

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Heart of Clachmaninshire's renaissance still seems to be some way off, but for once it's not for the want of trying. Even Mungo McCrackas seems able to contribute to a positive team performance. However, could sinister outside forces be about to derail their efforts? The answer, inevitably, is yes.

As the seasons change and the roosters will rise and fall, so the Mungo season finale must finally come to all men. Twohundredpercent raises a hearty and particularly jaunty-looking titfer in the direction of David Squires, whose Herculean efforts kept Mungo alive and better than ever before for the past nine months.

Mungo time again. And the season is reaching its end. But could this be the end of Mungo as we know it? It certainly could be unless he develops the ability to respirate anaerobically like botulism, as a series of unfortunate accidents and sexual encounters with electronic equipment leave the Premier League's mission to the moon in mortal peril.

With our ultimate hero Mungo McCrackas now in space ready and waiting to take part in the first ever extraterrestrial Premier League match, the powers that be have thoughtfully provided him with some teammates. A heady mix of grit, artistry, wisdom and a keen understanding of the laws of physics ensue.

It is time for this month's visit to Primrose Hill Ramblers to catch up with Mungo McCrackas. Or rather, it would be, but he's not there. Having been saved from a certain death at the hands of a CIA firing squad by the intervention of the powers-that-be at the Premier League, Mungo is finally on the cusp of fulfilling his potential.

Some of you may have been worried about the fate of Mungo McCrackas, currently the world's third-best Scottish football player. You'll be pleased to hear that he rides again thanks to the dazzling pen wrangler David Squires.

It's Mungo's first day at Premier League newcomers Primrose Hill Ramblers and that means meeting the press.

Mungo McCrackas has been in some scrapes before but now he's wanted by the US government for accidentally assailing the Commander-in-Chief's pods. It's only a matter of time before they bring their huge resources and intelligence to bear and flush him out into the open. However, as we all know, football is more important than life itself and the FA are trying to get to him first.

Our hero Mungo McCrackas is finding it hard settling into his new club, Primrose Hill Ramblers. Not least because their gimlet-eyed chairman has realised he has a number of unfortunate shortcomings as a footballer. This is a new experience for Mungo, as it's normally only supporters, journalists and teammates who pick up on his weaknesses.

It's something of a cause for celebration at Twohundredpercent Towers today as today's Mungo is the 100th edition of the strip. But as ever, Mungo's days are beginning to look numbered as the Primrose Hill Ramblers chairman has what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity. The world's most lethal striker could have just 45 minutes to repair a reputation its taken him decades to earn.

This month's visit to Primrose Hill Ramblers finds Mungo in his traditional ebullient early-season form, with innumerable negative consequences for everyone around him. Meanwhile club manager Arnaud Finger further expands on his footballing philosophy and all marvel at how over-rated thought can sometimes prove.

It's another one of them lazy Mungoin' Thursdays. This week, Mungo returns from his adventures in London full of an almost-unshakeable-for-literally-minutes footballing fervour. But could his true vocation lie elsewhere?

This is normally when we point out what a gilt-edged buffoon Dotmund is, but it's his birthday today so we're letting him off.

It's one of those Mungo days again here on Twohundredpercent. Mungo has managed to escape the studio of Loose Women with his dignity intact, but could he have jumped out of the frying pan and into the fire?

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This week's happening from Clackins Park sees Sir Roddy Bulbs' daughter put her own stamp on proceedings, laying down a marker which suggests her reign as chairman will be nothing if not identical to that of her father.

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Thursday is here, the day that Mungo beams down once again to your home planet. This week, Sir Roddy Bulbs takes his first ever reasonable decision, only to follow it up with several more dubious ones in a seeming tribute to his all-time favourite monarch.

We keep trying to stop Dotmund finding us, but so far it's not worked.

The snow at The Clackins Park Colosseum still stubbornly refuses to shift, and it's attracted the attention of the authorities who are not happy in the least. But could the brutal, heinous sanction they are threatening really fit the crime?

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As if those post-Christmas blues weren't hitting you hard enough, Mungo is back on Twohundredpercent. But the chances of him playing any football have been severely hit by the weather and an influx of normally non-migratory Arctic species. Hopefully the return of a familiar face or two will smooth over the cracks.