There's a door next to Lampard's crotch. ... Sounds about right.

Today's lesson: Always tip your taxi driver well. Upon experiencing your awesome generosity and overall wonderfulness as a human being, he just might reveal that he's a season ticket holder and member of the club's gym, where injured players apparently congregate on matchday.

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A couple of weeks ago at the MTV Europe Music awards, rockstar Katy Perry turned the West Ham United Umbro 2009/10 home kit into ultrasexy basque outfit to catch the eye of boyfriend Russell Brand. Now to cash in on the buzz created by Perry's Hammers attire, West ham United FC is launching a "limited run" [. Click to continue reading...

This right here? This sh*t right here? Pfft, blogger please. This is one of the most fiendish, most diabolical, most ridiculous, most swaggerrifc footie mixtapes ever committed to microchip. Watch your back Alarazboy...they're gunnin' for your number 1 spot.
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Many are now familiar with the West Ham United Umbro 2009/10 home kit. However, at last night's MTV European Music Awards, rocker host Katy Perry donned a new incarnation of the Hammers kit to pay tribute to boyfriend Russel Brand's favourite soccer team. Katy's West Ham kit consisted of a corset and tight-fitting shorts. Click to continue reading...

Remember when a big, live concert broadcast was solely the domain of HBO and MTV? To quote Biggy, "things done changed".
This Sunday night U2 will broadcast their show at Pasadena's Rose Bowl live and for free on Youtube so if you didn't have the duckets, desire or luck to score tickets to the 360 Tour this is your chance to "watch through the fence" so to speak. Click to continue reading...

You may have read in one of "the trades" this morning that your man SF has messed around and got himself a job. And despite the fact that it is written on the internet it is actually true: I am now under the employ of Major League Soccer. I feel like I was relegated and now promoted all in the span of 3 months. Click to continue reading...

One footballer who's not overly eager to try his hand at rap Here is Everton's latest purchase Diniyar Bilyaletdinov participating in an MTV awards ceremony back in Mother Russia. Former teammate Dmitri Sychev is happy to take the microphone and clearly considers himself to be up there with the world's best rapper (like Ryan Babel, for [. Click to continue reading...

The reign of chief executive Ivan Gazidis reached a new stage yesterday with the announcement of three new senior appointments.

The first is new commercial man Tom Fox. He joins us from sports and entertainment marketing outfit Wasserman Media Group having previously worked for Nike where he was sports marketing director.

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I've been on a bit of an early Jayhawks kick over the past couple of days. Hearing Jeff Tweedy sing Pecan Pie the other day reminded me that I got into Wilco and Uncle Tupelo through Tweedy's involvement in Golden Smog, which I think was before the release of A.M. And I got into Golden Smog because it also had Louris and Dan Murphy of Soul Asylum.

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If you thought all the drama of the weekend was going on on the left coast with Beckham facing the Boo Brigade in LA or 67,000 fans mostly in rave green singing for Sounders FC against one of the mighty clubs from the EPL you would be wrong.
You see, on the east coast at RFK Stadium, the spiritual home of American Soccer, a fixture of American U-20 pop culture, now in it's 17th season collided with a storied club now in it's 14th. Click to continue reading...

You may have heard of Cold War Kids. You may not have heard of Cold War Kids. Regardless you have to see what they have done with the video for new single "I've Seen Enough". Just (shameless day job plug) go to MTV.com and start clicking around as you'll figure it out easier than I will ever explain it. Click to continue reading...

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Many of the lads prefer practice to the actual games. We use a private Small Sided Games facility perfectly located for Los Angeles. It's a good vibe though sometimes feisty, but all played at 150 miles per hour and so everyone goes home knackered. Viks is knackered but his mind is racing so he has to polish off a couple of good scotches to chill out. Click to continue reading...

Like a fish out of water Newcastle striker Michael Owen teamed up with Anastacia to present an award at the MTV Europe Awards in Liverpool last night. The (occasional) England man came face-to-face with musical legends Tokio Hotel (who?) to give them their award. He wisely left most of the talking to Anastacia. Click to continue reading...

Oh what a beautiful morning, England and the US win by three goals apiece. Firstly, on behalf of England, may I apologize most insincerely for West Ham season-ticket holder Russell Brand offending American sensibilities at the MTV Video Music Awards...Get in there, Rus! And at risk of another consignment of tea being dumped in Boston Harbor, did you perchance note that England smashed Croatia 4-1 Click to continue reading...

Oh what a beautiful evening, England and the USA win by three goals apiece. Firstly, on behalf of the mother country, may I insincerely apologize for West Ham supporter Russell Brand offending American sensibilities at the MTV Video Music Awards....Get in there, Rus! And at risk of another consignment of tea being dumped in Boston Harbor, did you perchance note that England smashed Croatia 4-1 in Click to continue reading...

Before I really begin this post let me preface it by saying, "no one is asking". By that I mean I know that no one is asking me what I think MLS should do in regard to signing players nor would I ever feign being qualified to tell anyone over there what to look for in a player. I say this because I don't want this post to come across like one of those that you read on some other blogs where a guy who's got less access and insight than the janitor at HDC tells you who Chivas USA should sign, so please don't take it too seriously. Click to continue reading...

One of STT's main online influences when we started up was the awesome What Would Tyler Durden Do? so it fills me with great pride to say that we are now finally stealing an article from them. And what else but Cristiano Ronaldo's seed-spreading tour of LA would they be commenting on?

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I'll admit I've watched a few episodes of "The Hills." It only makes this story more entertaining to me.
Apparently Lauren Conrad, aka LC, made partially famous by MTV reality shows wanted to get some attention from the Portuguese winger at an L.A. nightclub.

'Lauren approached him and asked for a picture of them to be taken.

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Sugababes on MTV
Originally uploaded by svenalike Ya les había mencionado mucho antes que a los directivos mexicanos les podrían jugar una broma al estilo ingles, ya que existe un personaje, un doble que imita al actual entrenador de la selección mexicana Sven Goran Erikson .
Pues ni tardos ni perezosos, fueron contra el entrenador nacional que mas ha criticado la llegada del sueco al tri, o sea el Tuca Ferreti. Click to continue reading...

YouTube is this generation's MTV, and superstars everywhere are embracing the trend. Selena Gomez took the time to create a YouTube video of her trip to KC, complete with laughs, hugs and plenty o' autographs. Check it out if you'd like below. If you really want some entertainment, head to the YouTube channel and look at all the comments from her fans. Click to continue reading...

From The Telegraph:

Italian model Elena Santarelli says she will take all her clothes off on live television if Italy beat Romania today.

Santarelli, who has appeared on the Italian version of 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of here', will derobe on MTV's 'Total Request Live' programme in Bari, southern Italy, which she is hosting.

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The weather is awful, I've got a terrible chest virus that won't go away and my feet are cold. Therefore I'm looking for something to cheer me up. So I turned on MTV Dance a few moments ago and saw this video. Brilliant. But why release it in cold and damp October? Anyhoo, enjoy. And for more music based blogging head on over to musiclikedirt
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