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You Know What They Say About Arguing With Idiots …

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... they drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience.

But still, it's an exercise in willpower to stay away. It's hard to let ignorance, be ignorance. Sometimes you say to yourself:

maybe if I just spoke their language they might understand something

You start rationalizing:

If I don't say anything, they'll just continue to dominate the discussion, be lemmings, and leave thinking they actually have a clue.

A Letter to Our Players

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We have several recently turned 20 year-olds from our first ever boys team that have true professional-level quality. Years ago, I predicted with 100% certainty that one kid in particular would go all the way. I actually have standing bets with people on this (most notable are $500 on one, and a lobster dinner every month for a whole year with another).

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St Totterinham’s Day Is Nearing.

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Mind The Gap

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The Spuds seem to be choking which is what they are most famous for. It was expected, I love how harry twitcher and the rest of those media hyped spud monkeys have been brought back to earth.

Arsenal have the opportunity to tighten the grip on third place, A win tomorrow will see us go five points clear of Spurs and Newcastle, and 7 clear of Chelsea.

A Phenomenal Soccer Education in 12 Minutes [Video]

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We've been talking on this blog. Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk.

Anyone can talk. And anyone does.
Just look at all the garbage online, and the monkeys on TV (I guess you'd have to be able to identify it as such).

Well, it's time to do some show.

First some things to keep in mind:

  • This video is from our State Cup Semi-final a couple weeks ago.

Ban The Divers

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Lightning may never strike twice, but cheating scumbags certainly do.

It beggars belief that less than a week after Gareth Bale pulled off a forward pike with tuck to win a penalty against us, Luis Suarez went and did exactly the same thing with the same effect.

Both executed perfect examples of what's known in coaching circles as "The Rooney.

Ban The Divers

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Lightning may never strike twice, but cheating scumbags certainly do.

It beggars belief that less than a week after Gareth Bale pulled off a forward pike with tuck to win a penalty against us, Luis Suarez went and did exactly the same thing with the same effect.

Both executed perfect examples of what's known in coaching circles as "The Rooney.

Time to break up the Northern Mafia

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Written by Gooner in Exile

It has been a troubling few weeks for us all as Arsenal fans, unfortunately it has led to navel gazing and infighting which is unhealthy for the club and its supporters. So today I aim to give us something to unite in anger against.

After another particular raw deal from the man in the middle I decided to have a bit more of a look at our Select Group of Referees.

What exactly are Man IOU fans saying at the moment?

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Arsenal on Twitter @UntoldArsenal Untold Arsenal on Facebook here Snooping Around: ManU Blogs by Sammy the Snake So the Lord of Untold is looking for a few typing monkeys to write a regular pro-Wenger column. Pro-wenger, I am. The main reason I started supporting Arsenal was the way the club was run, and that is [.

Time to shut Fat Sam up

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Have not got much time to say a lot this morning, which will please most, off on a weekend trip to the beautiful Fistral Beach... for those who have never been... GO!

Along with 2 friends, we purchased a holiday property overlooking the beach about a decade ago, and it has easily proved to be the best investment we have ever made, not just financially speaking, but being able to jump in the car and spend less than 4 hours driving to a place that you would never guess was on this island, is bliss.

Pigs Fly Out Of My Butt

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They say if a million monkeys kept going on a million typewriters, they would eventually come up with ‘Hamlet'. I even hear the method has had some results, albeit not of a Hamletian level of eloquence or depressiveness. That said, I would be very surprised if I got works of Shakespeare handed to me by over-the-moon orangutans.

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Sounders Fans Will Get 750 Tickets For Portland, Vancouver Away Matches

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Seattle Sounders fans will receive 750 tickets for each of the four away matches at the Portland Timbers and Vancouver Whitecaps, it was revealed on Thursday. This represents a 50 percent increase over last year's visitor-allotment.

Cascadia allotment for Sounders fans at YVR and PDX is up to 750 this year.

Travel Day to Canada

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This just in: The U.S. WNT spends lots of time in airports. Here the squad waits for its flight to Canada.

Easy travel day for the U.S. WNT today. Relatively short flight from LA (not sure how long, but it's whatever is the length of Moneyball+ a short nap. Also, the WNT Blog maintains that Brad Pitt is underrated as an actor), into the same time zone and they players had time to get a weight workout in the morning and get into Vancouver in time for dinner in the evening.

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Blogathon: Where's Vlad Going?

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The Homeless World Cup and Alzheimer Scotland. Two charities doing fantastic work. You know the donation drill.

Penultimate post time.

A suggestion from @theftblproject just minutes ago planted the seed for this post.

His Tweet read:

"In your very first post you wrote "Maybe Mr Romanov knows where this is going" - Five years on, does he?

Why I can’t wait for Mad Vlad’s Tottenham trip

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Why I can't wait for Mad Vlad's Tottenham trip

Mad Vlad is coming to town. The Europa Cup may be a mere bauble, but Tottenham's tie against Hearts is pure gold. Hearts owner Vladimir Romanov deserves a wider audience. His targets include ‘media monkeys' and imaginary ‘maniacs'.

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Champions League Results Pt I: Breaking Records & Reputations

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'No, honestly. It's fine. Break the two hundred goal record and celebrate with him first, why don't you?' Image:Â MICHAL CIZEK/AFP/Getty Images.

A manmeat feast with a side of sofa bum and extra short tent?

Enjoy your meal.

Arsenal 0-0 Marseille

Potentially a three-fer here, people.

Product Shill: English Boys “No More Talk” For Nike

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Just in case you forget, Ash.*

*Oh, fine. Nike didn't actually make Ashley Cole wear that exact shirt, the Kickette photoshop monkeys did.

FYI, Wayne Rooney, Rio Ferdinand and Ash were at Niketown's "No More Talk" event on June 2nd, prior to heading to South Africa.

Product Shill: English Boys “No More Talk” For Nike

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Just in case you forget, Ash.*

*Oh, fine. Nike didn't actually make Ashley Cole wear that exact shirt, the Kickette photoshop monkeys did.

FYI, Wayne Rooney, Rio Ferdinand and Ash were at Niketown's "No More Talk" event on June 2nd, prior to heading to South Africa.

Haters

THE SOUTH STAND REPORT : Toronto FC v New York Extreme Beverage... or Highlander Henrys, there can be only ONE!

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Now this is the weather that I expect with my football. Cool, clear, crisp, fall conditions. Our beloved robins are on their way to winding up their season in "mediocre"-ith place, and Extreme Beverage is grasping at straws while the MVP-fueled antics of one Dwayne DeRosario is leading the almost impossible turn-around of DC United into that last spot.

In Defense of the 2010 World Cup

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It's only five days into the 2010 World Cup and the critics are already taking digs at the tournament. And most of those criticizing the World Cup are soccer lovers, not haters.

I've had the good fortune to watch each game live on TV and while I agree that the games have not been very exciting, my response is this: Come on, get a grip.

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6 Encouraging Signs From Wolverhampton Wanderers So Far This Season

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With two games, two wins, six points and just about as many monkeys already off our backs, you'd forgive the Wolverhampton Wanderers faithful for getting a little carried away.?? Whilst the media have opted to play the illusionist and conjure...

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6 Encouraging Signs From Wolverhampton Wanderers So Far This Season

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With two games, two wins, six points and just about as many monkeys already off our backs, you'd forgive the Wolverhampton Wanderers faithful for getting a little carried away.?? Whilst the media have opted to play the illusionist and conjure...

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Newcastle Need Good Buys Not Necessarily Big Money Buys

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The conventional wisdom, even today, is that if you spend big in the transfer market you will build a good side and get some good players in. Joey Barton if you pay peanuts you get monkeys But that was hardly true for Newcastle in the past, when the club often spent big money on [...]


Seria A match suspended to deter racist chants: a win for the league, players and fans everywhere

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Eto'o scores the only goal in Inter's match against Cagliari

The Serie A game between Inter and Cagliari was suspended after the first three minutes of the play when the referee, Paolo Tagliavento, threatened to abandon the game following racist chants targeting Inter's Samuel Eto'o.

The Rest

Euro preview – Group A – Dexy stylie

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After all that boring Jubilee flag-waving carry-on, we can now say, wham bam thank you maam for moving the 2 day holiday back a week later than usual when London saw more rain than Noah ever did. Nice one your Maj, nay mind, I'm sure you was nice and rainproof under your hat and you got the nation nice and ready for the main event.

wall stickers for kids

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To reveal your youngster for the outdoors planet is usually artistically executed with the use of nursery decals with images of widespread domesticated animals, well known cartoon characters or the jungle creatures. The ceiling with the small one's room is usually a distinct spot for flaunting hanging vegetation and animals these kinds of as vines and monkeys respectively.

Two’s company

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INT – ARSENE WENGER'S OFFICE. ARSENAL TRAINING GROUND. THE PHONE RINGS. WE HEAR A VOICE ON THE OTHER END.

"Hello Arsene."

"Who is this?"

"It's Jose."

"Jose Feliciano, the Puerto Rican singer and virtuoso guitarist?"

"No, silly. It's Jose Mourinho, World's greatest football manager and ridiculously attractive man.

Stadium Porn: Eye Candy For Soccer Fans

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If you follow the Pitch Invasion twitter account, you might have seen mention of a new side-project: Stadium Porn, a site all about stadiums, not porn. So far, we have lasciviously looked at the Amex in Brighton, England; Estadio de Fútbol Monterrey in Mexico; Mineirão, Belo Horizonte, Brazil; and Stadio di Palermo, Palermo, Italy.

Manchester City nut cracks on Live Radio!

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This is something special, something you get to hear/see once in a "Blue Moon"

Click the link for last night's 606 Phone-in after the City game, and forward to the 25min 10 secs mark.... and prepare yourself!!

This is why we call them "Northern Monkeys"

Radio 5 Live 606 24th October (City Fan Live breakdown)

Tottenham Against That Good Team From Liverpool

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Gee wilikers. No rest for the wicked. It's Everton who head down country this Saturday lunchtime with a casualty list as grimly chock-filled as ours. Between the two of us it's a who's who of pangs, ailments, mishaps and misery for the chaps in the bunker to chew over. For Everton a rather flabby midriff is the cause of concern with Fellani, Rodwell, Arteta and Steven Peanut all a mixture of doubts and definitely nots- while our very own Tottenham Hotspur continue to pack lightly at the back.

So, it’s Hodgson, Hicks, Gillett, Purslow, Broughton + Ayres OUT. How about FANS OUT instead?

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According to a minority of ignorant Liverpool fans, everyone in the club's hierarchy needs to be run out of Anfield. Apparently, they're all devious; lying; scheming; doing their best to destroy the club; only in it for themselves etc. Hicks and Gillett aside, there is no evidence that the likes of Purslow and Broughton (or anyone else) has done anything negative against the club, but that doesn't stop certain fans making things up and inexplicably demonising certain people connected with LFC.

Dressed At Gunpoint: Nani & Daniela Martins

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Nani and Daniela Martins out for dinner at San Carlos in Manchester last night.

It's one of those Fridays. You know the ones: the hangover has a hangover? As such, we're predicting the quality of "news" today is likely to range from just above monkeys with typewriters to just below toddlers with scribble pads.

Robert Green Has An Icelandic Contemporary

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Many have pondered the various ways and means by which Robert Green managed to turn an entirely harmless ball into the back of the net a goal which may have ultimately forced England into a game against the German juggernaut. Well if that defies belief, this goal from Iceland needs studying with various cameras, slo-mo replays, scientific panels, rubber monkeys and that kid who makes Lego recreations for The Guardian.