The stage is set for what will be an amazing showdown between two of the most talked about players in the game today. In the next couple of hours, Neymar's Santos and Messi's Barcelona will fight it out for the honour of being called the best club in the world.

What i am going to say next might be hard to take for a few, however, it is a fact.

By Chris Wright

So, Guti (along with his lovely lady WAG Romina Belluschio) attended the premiere of the latest Mission Impossible film in Madrid last night with an alarming smattering of facial growth affixed to his chinny chin chin...

Ahem. I'll just leave this here.

Guti, his girlfriend Romina Belluscio and 'exciting' new face fungus attended the Madrid premiere of 'Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol' last night. Images: Carlos Alvarez/Getty Images Europe, PacificCoastNews.com.

It isn't so much the actual growing of the beard that's bothering us here.

Milan: A Lecce per sperare nel tris Di Davide Biscaro Il Milan si appresta a scendere in campo domani, nell'anticipo dell'ora di pranzo, contro il Lecce per continuare la risalita alle zone nobili della classifica. Non sembra una mission impossible per i ragazzi di Allegri, ma la storia recente sembra voler dire ben altro.

By Chris Wright

Who's this pair lurking behind TJ Hooker and the guy from Mission Impossible?

Previous answer: Darron Gibson

Congrats go out to Redho, Aspers, Andrew, Jake, lordrt and Jezza for nailing it like mother-humpin' carpenters!

Former Arsenal manager George Graham believes a Top-Four for the Gunners this season is very close to mission-impossible. The 66-year old is quoted as saying by The Daily Mail that for maybe the first time in ...

Episode IV of Spurs Wars see's A New Hope for our Lillywhite heroes. Having squashed our oldest rivals in the semi-final of the Carling Cup 6-2 on aggregate including the eternally memorable 5-1 at The Lane, The Mighty Spurs marched on Wembley. In our way stood the nouveau rich-ski opposition from West London.

Premier League viewers around the world bid farewell to Blackpool Football Club on May 22. The Tangerines set out to Old Trafford on "Mission Impossible," as Ian Holloway's men needed a win to escape the drop. Like only Blackpool could, Charlie...
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After going a full month with four draws and a loss, it felt like it could be mission impossible for New York Red Bulls losing five players to the CONCACAF Gold Cup and missing Bouna Coundoul to African Cup of Nations Qualifying. You would wonder if the depth was going to take the challenge well and to be honest they did a great job until the final moments of the match.

Real Madrid players are convinced that the only reason they will not not be playing in the Champions League final is because all the big decisions against Barcelona went against them.

Real players were already incensed following the first leg at the Bernabeu last week when red cards were shown to their Portuguese midfielder Pepe and coach Jose Mourinho, who was not in attendance at the Nou Camp.

"United," the BBC2 documentary that debuted in April 2011, has been found on YouTube. The film, which stars David Tennant (Doctor Who) and Dougray Scott (Mission Impossible II), tells the true story of the Busby Babes, how many of them were killed...
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Schalke 2 – Inter 1 (7 -3 agg.) It had been labeled Mission: Impossible. In the end, it truly was. After last week's Champions League spanking at the hands of Schalke 04, there was no miracle or historic comeback for Inter Milan. The defending champions of Europe are out of the tournament, dashing any hopes of becoming the first Champions League back to back winners in the current format.

Just in time for the deadline our ace columnist returns with hope in his heart for tonight. With tales of International conspiracies, Kentish wisdom, landlords buying rounds, nothing is what it seems and football is clearly not just a game..Go Spurs go! Wednesday 13 April 2011. Mission Improbable .

"You mean it will be difficult?"
"Very."
"Well this is not Mission Difficult, Mr Hunt, it's Mission Impossible. Difficult should be a walk in the park for you."

However, the chances seem increasingly slim that we will all have smug Tom Cruise-esque grins etched across our faces come May.

Pfft. The transfer window. Waste of time, if you ask this blog.
31 days to sign a new striker. 31 days to add smoe forward firepower to a side in desperate need of it. A side whose strikers had combined to score a grand total of just five goals in the Premier League this season, injury-permitting.

Henrooney has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Much better than Brangelina or TomKat. Either way I don't think these two will be on the cover of US Weekly nearly as many times as the other conjoined-namers but I'm far more interested in seeing their upcoming work than I am in seeing another Tomb Raider or Mission: Impossible flick.